In the United States, a Californian sushi lover pulled out a 1.5 meter long worm.

As it turned out, the parasite turned out to be the most real bull chain.

The man admitted that he had suffered from bleeding diarrhea for a long time, but continued to eat sushi with raw salmon every day.

During the next visit to the toilet, he managed to remove the worm and get to the hospital on his own.

And immediately, under this news - contextual advertising offers sushi. Thank you, my appetite is gone.

XXX: My friend doesn’t sit in any social networks.

So she just puts a cat, food and her naked ass out the window.

In the supermarket. 80% discount on the safe. Reason: There is no key.

There is a chance that very soon the children of today will prove to us here that washing the ass for Europeans is more prestigious and profitable than it was to put rockets in poverty.

I will not understand something here. Did you want to humiliate nurses who, without having developed intelligence, are able to sustain themselves and their family? Or to glorify designers who, having a high intelligence, prefer to work on the ambitions of the powerholders instead ofining a family? Or are you trying to prove that no matter how smart a “non-European” is, being a nurse is the most he can in Europe?

If you pursue the purge, pursue it correctly.
No need to scare people that in every compot there is dihydrogen monoxide.
Explain in a simple way what can be found in many compotes
This is a dangerous substance. That people have been poisoned for centuries, but many have survived.
Until the old years. What dihydrogen monoxide is used on dangerous
chemicals, as well as a precursor for the production of
of narcotic substances. Also, dihydrogen monoxide is strong
a universal solvent that can penetrate most of the used
The product man.
People, do not be afraid! The harm is obvious, but it depends on the dosage!
In small amounts is not fatal.

They pay twice, but less and less.

I will tell a wild story. I advise the nervous to scratch.

In 2003 I came on vacation from Chechnya to Belgorod. Much is related to this city for me, almost native. Upon arrival, he immediately went to the priesthood, nicknamed in the people with a tangible word - b..дки!

He returned from a beautiful woman late in the autumn night, through a sorting station. Who knows Belgorod - this station is on the Creide. He cut off the road under the automobile along the paths and saw a standing commodity and a pale, like cream, clamper crawling near the extreme wagon and wildly screaming into the rack of the machinery. So that he calls for an emergency.

My heart, heated by alcohol and a beautiful girl, did not allow me to pass by indifferently. I wondered what it was about? The clutter explained to me that they had moved someone, but he is wildly afraid of blood and can't look at anyone!

I took a lamp from him and went in the shadow of the bridge, from where a deaf stone spread. Even as I approached the figure lying on the rails, I felt a strong smell of garlic. In order for you to understand how strong the smell was, I will remind you that I myself was a subwoofer. It turned out that the drunk man decided not to wait until the cargo shuttle passed, and used under the wagon. The merchant at this moment touched, and the man’s hand was under the wheel... In short, the hand was opened just above the elbow.

I put on the burning man with his belt, and he finally turned off.

All packed in blood, I returned to the clamper, which was just moving nervously from foot to foot, and when he saw me all in the blood, began to nervously shake my eye... After smoking, we were a little silent, and then my impressive acquaintance suddenly spoke about the fact that it was not Christian, that the hand was rolling somewhere. The kids will soon go to school and can see, and the dogs can pull.

Agreeing with his arguments, I took the lamp again and, sensing the light of the slurry, walked along the rails. The crawler asked me nervously five times, “Have I found it?” I replied, “No more!”

I must say that by that time I had served in Chechnya for more than three years, with short breaks. Everything had to be seen there. Even the cynicism inherent in the workers of the morgo and the whole of the funeral sphere began to appear. In short, when by the beam of the lamp I touched the hand cut off by the merciless merchant, I grabbed her for the wrist, lifted her up, put a lamp on her and said:
I found! Here is she!

The poor man fell astray in the same moment. And I still, for a while, stood confused, waving my hand and my lamp. Emergency has arrived. A doctor and a doctor came out. With astonished eyes, they studied the whole picture, the senseless bodies of the copper and the sufferer. Morning, the feudalcher uttered an epic phrase:
Take which one of them?
Imagine what they saw... There are two bodies lying on the paths, and in the middle I have a hand and a lamp!
I had to quickly take the man to the hospital, he lost a lot of blood. By the way, then I realized that he survived and is still alive. And I remembered that story today not just so...
I have not been in Belgorod for ten years, and I decided to come for these holidays. It was under the same bridge today!

Putin’s bathing in the pier had to be filmed several times.
Vladimir Vladimirovich by habit walked straight on the water.

The show turned into the "dumb teenage jokes" section from the newspaper "Grandmother's Recipes".

My sister Lida once lived in the U.S. and told me that once friends in the U.S. asked her what her second name was. She explained to them that in Russia there are no second names, but there are ancestry by father and gave an example on herself - I said Lydia Georgievna. The Americans liked it very much and since then they called her Lydia George.

From the toy shop blog:
A woman with a son arrives. He wanted the Chakra and the Zombie Monkey. The "monkey" box is a precise tomb for the cat in shape and color. My mother is scared and refuses to play. They look at the Chakal - and there are 18+ on the box (because the game mentions rum - but, a thousand devils! - Rum was used to prevent water from getting damaged in the long transition, so this is a historical truth!). and panic. Alcohol in the game. The boy, crying, left us with “The Wizard of the Emerald City.” Everything is beautiful and positive.

Now a village boy from Altai can go to study at the MGU? It came from our class.

I do not know how the villager from Altai, and the villager from the Magadan region - did. Not that right now, 7 years ago, he was already out of school - but not at all in Soviet times. And believe it, without any money and bribery. By the way, in the USSR the competition was in the MSU greater.

You lied to the USSR when you couldn’t live there. Now a village boy from Altai can go to study at the MGU? It came from our class. And I did not think where to live and what to eat, the scholarship allowed me not to starve. Going to work, you were offered a basement, a pioneering camp for children, a trip to a sanatorium on need? And it will never be again. How will there be no preventive medicine, medical examination (not in that ugly bite as it is now rotten), cultural houses with circles, free sports sections...You, the current 30-year-old, can generally imagine open entrances, the key to the door under the carpet, windows without bars, courtyards without bars and fencing? Children aged 3-4 years who walk without a guard. People are not afraid to live. And that feeling will never be again. You are all talking about the sausage.

It is free Soviet medicine. of 1976. At a professional examination, the endocrinologist was interested in our grandmother, then a young woman. The grandmother said that she knows about the goose, but lately it has become smaller and nothing worries her. The endocrinologist sent her postcards, invited to the meeting 6 times. And when she wrote on top with red ink, "How are you not ashamed!" - the grandmother was ashamed and she went. Immediately after receiving her, the endocrinologist sent her for surgery. He caught cancer at the last moment. My grandmother is still alive, God give her health!
by p.s And now you can imagine the situation that the doctor would run after you like this? And in general, just reminded me that it was time to appear?

xxx: Per, in addition, my skies are long for me (at least that’s what cyclists told me last summer).

On the packaging with cat food is written: "For cats with special food preferences". In Bulgarian it is the same, but much shorter: "Capricorn appetite".

XXX: I am in vain. There was a case last week. I sleep calmly, and suddenly I wake up from a loud curtain. Immediately I realized that it was me.
XXX: The door knocks on the back. I lie down and I am upset: "Shit, how uncomfortable, and the man was weakly nervous."
XXX: In the morning he, of course, did not hold back: "You so sweetly snorted at night, and then broke and silenced." He went to the kitchen! I didn’t want to wake up, you see.
XXX: I can still be red now.

Jen006: The second-class son had a quarrel with a friend. They haven’t spoken for a couple of weeks, they’ve been sending SMS. The peak of the confrontation was the son’s SMS: "ha-ha, I put your review on YouTube dislike! You are!"
At their age, we were in the yard. Oh, the times and the morals!

I don’t understand how you can get second in biathlon if you have a gun with you.
The ammunition is 6.
zzz: No one cancelled the stick attacks, soldiers!

What can be free medicine for everyone is not so bad.

Yes it is so. Only in practice such free medicine turns into the fact that someone votes to ban the adoption of sick children by foreigners, and then this person goes to be treated abroad. Yes, for money, not for free medicine.