In the days it was directly painful to look at a man who was upset (even wanted to go out) that travel in the tram was more expensive from 10 to 14 rubles. At the same time, he held a box with a new MacBook in his hands.

>>a for me the image of the labour-odmin is Captain Green from >>the multiplayer "The Secret of the Third Planet".
>> The first is the beard.
>>The second is his greeting:"Well, what’s wrong with us?". >> (for when everything works -
>>the hour is not called)
>> and the third is that he does everything right.
>>... it’s just a pity that he’s in a swimsuit and not in a sweater...

The female logic.
I go to the pool. In the dressing room saw "test to check who is thicker"...
Two girls, slapping each other on the sides, and whoever has the longer rolling body, and fat)))))

I read on the first strip of Yandex.News: Russia is conducting secret negotiations on replacing the dollar when calculating for oil.

Only the TSS!

Gi: Let’s say you caught a goldfish and demanded that your wish be fulfilled: “I want all the idiots to turn into pigs.”
And then the fuck-tibid, and you lie on the festive table, all such a ruby, and to you with forks and knives are pulled.

<xxx> I could not get out of tax
<xxx> the door is shut
<xxx> there has already been such a crowd formed, on the other hand, as it later turned out, also
<xxx> 20 minutes stood, waited, tried to forge the magnet
<xxx> someone shouted: "all taxes paid? is it"

The best friend of man is still a book, not a dog, because in a difficult moment a book can be wiped, but a dog is not.

A remarkable inscription was found on the door of a small store located at the bus stop.

"Please do not wait at the store buses"

yyy: I am glued by a boy one by one, I try to explain the shortcomings of life with a rollover
yyy: what a normal man will tolerate that his wife spends all the holidays in the woods, in bushing in this a bunch of money, sleeping in a tent not alone (presumably for heat), when coming from her smells of fire, garlic and then. She puts a lot of clothes in the laundry. He falls into the bathroom for three hours while speaking with a chilled voice.
yyy: the best gift for it is not a shirt of nursery, but any shirt of the 16th-17th century that you will not wear anywhere.
yyy: from all the cabinets fall heavy candlesticks, clay circles, boilers, tents, in the most uncomfortable place lies 50-100 meters of fabric and must have a parachute somewhere.

The question:
Why is it believed that the universe has the shape of a volume eight, and then what is beyond it?
The answer:
Outside the big nine, hole to think

by Kayap?! to

From the correspondence:
Who are you working for?
- SM
The Sado Mazo?! to
I almost guessed. Police officer

ToRiMe: Generally speaking, I went to training today, let’s think I’ll throw the rubbish out. I pulled out the bag and put it in the corridor. I approached and almost fell out of laughter, because on the package he found this inscription:
Want to know what’s in the package? Take a look at the new IKEA catalogue." :)

Online store of dishes:
Do you have small cocktails under the vodka?
What amount?
A... a litre.

I’m talking about buying clothes with my girlfriend.
And here she says. Either you enter into my position or you never enter into me.

XXX is
By the way, who are you working for?

YYYY
Professor of Science of one university. Not like it?

XXX is
Young, 29 years old

YYYY
Three towers, two candidates
There has already been one microscope.
Soon, most of his work was sent to Nashville.
Now I work much less, I almost abandoned the doctorate.

XXX is
> sent by Nahui > pro-rector of science

YYYY
Didn’t your father use such ugly words in his life?

XXX is
no no no... "on hook" writes separately

YYYY
I am ready to bet with you.
Based on the rules of the Russian language, yes.
but this idiom has long become self-sufficient, so it can be used as it sounds

XXX is
I believe, I believe, the Minister

For us, if something is based on real events, then coincidences are necessarily coincidental.

There will be a hunter for the fisherman.

I’m not a fisherman, but I sometimes fished when I was a child.
We had on the river "Red" a small such cottage - a favourite place of the sims and kizhuch. And only the shore, under which they loved to rest, was painfully torn. I tried, and so on, but did not reach the loop to the fish to arc. Gambling is gambling. I came down from the shore, I stretch, and I also do not reach, but I slowly so dive. The shoes are already full. Water on the belt. Suddenly I feel a movement on the shore. The first thought, of course, was fish surveillance, it was probably because I was a braconier at the time.
I immediately carefully put the loop on the water and the type is not at work.
By the maximum depicted that I take water procedures here. A little bit of naturalism. With a blessed smile, I raise my eyes and shrink. Because a healthy bear stands on the shoreline and looks at me not very kindly, without a smile. Did I occupy his fishing place, or did he not endure the braconniers at all?
In short, I understood something special and had no time. How I started from place.
I’m not going to go into details, and I don’t remember, to be honest. I remember only that everything was shaking, and I was in the right direction, in the opposite direction of the cosap.
Soon he jumped out on the road, there rested and broke already slowly, at the end of the forces. He did not take ten steps, but two people met him on a motorbike.
They slowed around me, “What are you, they ask, without boots?” I looked at your copper, but there were no boots. Maybe I’ve jumped out of them in the cottage, maybe along the way where they took off, but on the legs, some socks, and those, as a sin, torn. I explained the situation, I say, "The bear is healthy there, don't dry on the cottage. It hurts he is not in the mood today, to see, not from that leg got up." They smiled and went on.
Three hundred meters passed, I turn around, I look back. Without me, I’t have stopped. But they slowed down, rested and did not smile anything anymore. The faces are pale. I ask, “Men, did you get my boots there by chance? They looked at each other:
What shoes, we forgot about the motorcycle!

Women are like children, almost in tears and to their mother.
A woman is like an inspector of GIBDD: the hernia will talk, the money will take away, the mood will ruin, and you are also to blame.
A woman, like an embassy, may not be allowed to go to Thailand with friends.
A woman in a shopping center is like a router, until you scream, she will not stop.
A woman is like a theater, a comedy today, a tragedy tomorrow, and a tour in another city after tomorrow.
A woman is like a favorite sweater, you love it, of course, but you need it in Turkey?
A woman - like a teacher at the exam, as if prepared everything correctly told, and she hoped you and caught some little stuff.
A woman is like tea, someone loves the stronger, who is not very, and someone with a friend one bag for two.
A woman is like a footballer, lies standing and you think “simulate or not?”“”

I fell in love with such a girl.. 18 years old, studying off-site, working, the figure is all with me, the hair is long, the eyes are green, like Kachiri ^_^
WOW, but is it stupid?
Ohhhh no! I have something to talk about, and I am erudite. I sit down and think...this doesn’t happen...where is the bottom?
... Later...
She has a boyfriend, she has a boyfriend.

The thought broke my brain: There was no woman in the second warcraft. The atmosphere was military.