A friend told...

I lost my iPhone. He went to the drabagan drunk and on the street where he lost.
The next day his Mom's SMS comes - hello, I found your son's phone - pass him my dog calls and my GRATITUDE - I have long dreamed of an iPhone, but there was no money for him!!!! to

CONTROL: I will tell you a story that has been around for many years... There was a glorious brave captain in the world... And he revealed the truth to people... And everyone loved him and loves him to this day... But he had a great enemy, whom our hero called no other than the Enemy... And this super-criminal gained strength every day... And his evil deeds are terrible...
It was the first time he answered the question: "No probably"!
It was he who first baptized his son and daughter Sasha and Sasha!
He invented a car with a rear engine.
He invented all the words.
And most importantly, he first proved the theorems in the words "obviously what", when nothing is obvious!!! to

Until the Captain achieves a devastating victory over the Enemy, he will find a kind of human peace and harmony.

I bought a large refrigerator... Now, looking into it, there is a feeling that there is nothing to eat at home... =(

[In the chat includes bird fucking]

I am the messenger of heaven.

Six-fo': What to give a girl with the New Year? Something romantic
Congratulations on the snow with candles
Six-fo': Hm... Is there anything more brutal?
Anastazy: Throw her in the frost
Anastazy: And the lilies cuddled :)
Six-fo': o_0
Anastazy: Brutally

and Agnessa+
What could be better than a slightly drunk and satisfied woman)))) эх)))
Theme #4ik
A drunk unhappy woman.

Panic
Now here I sit, next to him a man is driving in the bus from him so carelessly carries. I don’t know where to go.

by veh_veh
Perry

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And it’s a bad hickey 😉

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And pretend you are sleeping.

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He himself moves.

SaVeR (20:36:59 21/12/2009)
You’ll never know I’m doing anything crazy.)

Nashville (20:37:45 21/12/2009)
... and exactly? )

Nashville (20:37:54 21/12/2009)
Are you tormenting the computer?

Nashville (20:38:09 21/12/2009)
Do you put a pencil?

Nashville (20:38:20 21/12/2009)
Write a notebook?

Nashville (20:38:28 21/12/2009)
Walk around the room?

SaVeR (20:38:36 21/12/2009)
If it were... it would be too easy 😉

Nashville (20:38:57 21/12/2009)
Lane... tell me.

SaVeR (20:40:02 21/12/2009)
broke the mandarine, while carefully unfolding the shell and losing it, I glue it back with the help of the glue moment so that it seemed as if it was whole.
Well simple wanted to put on the table so that the type of a whole mandarine and someone took and broke.

It was even cooler: I stood and dried it with a dryer so that the glue would dry faster...mother enters the room - she looks - and I was a dryer Mandarin.I looked like a psychic and quietly went back.

Nutty: It happened... three years ago. I gave my first account in English. More precisely how.
Nutty: I walk down the street, until the time is still dark, I see - the predecessor. "Hello, Gennady Borysych" "Hello-Hello" Well I go on. I hear - a scream from behind: "And you probably need an account?" I need, I say.
Nutty: Well, G.B. He takes a note, writes there and leaves.
Nutty: Then, of course, I learned that I had a machine... But how elegant!

I work in a bank. The following situation occurred:
Visitor, security officer and accountant.
Conversation by phone:
To you Father:
Give him a phone:
“Yes, Holy Father, what did you want?
To the fucking! I am not a daddy, I am your auditor Sergey Petrovich BatYushko!!! to
The accountant was crying.

I'm a humble girl, but I'll rape you anyway :D

I have had sex with an elephant of the 80th level for six months.
It was and is the best sex of my life. He sits and plays, does not strain and does not stick until you say, his current needs to be fed, and in general - an ideal man.

My nephew was given a machine on the radio control. The preparation for the count went to the tar-taras.

I go home from work. I meet a neighbor at the entrance. He looked at me and asked me how it was at school. I said five or four. I am delighted! ) May God all look like that at 22! :)

How can you fuck a little-known person? Imagine - you shoot a girl in a bar, lead to yourself and....that it's the same as a member in a river under a stone - bite cancer or not!!!!! to
He is: 0_o

The chemistry textbook says: "Remember,what uses of vaseline do you know?"

It is easier for boys, they know the paternity of their future children.

They told me, in the corporate one employee after a pretty drunk (further from the 1st person) Well I look I am all bored, let it go, do something, for example, a lower brake, lie on my back, lie down, lie down. And then I remember that I don’t know how to do the lower break.

insomni4ka: And I will not tone my car. I am cute!

x (12:29:20 21/12/2009)
Have been fired?

y (12:29:34 21/12/2009)
As if me.

x (12:29:57 21/12/2009)
For what?

y (12:32:03 21/12/2009)
I am not promising, I am not suitable for a growing company, I do not have a desire for self-improvement.

h (12:32:13 21/12/2009)
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

h (12:32:18 21/12/2009)
What does that mean?))

y (12:32:39 21/12/2009)
This means that the manager should not be called a foolish shit.