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[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №40661
 23.12.2010
It would seem harmless status in Facebook:
"I like the Swedes"

Commentary of the XXX:

and XXX:
I like the Swedes.
I like the Swedes.
mutual sympathy –
The Swedish family.

XXX or Hockey

To hear the sounds
I see Carlson.
I am glad

XXX: Here Mayakovsky was still in.

Crocodile Crocodile Enter
The prejudice of the wicked
Everybody is Swedish now.
Sweden is my mother from now on.

Hello to the Swedes :)

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №40660
 23.12.2010
The main rules of the IT manager:
The terms called programmers must be multiplied by 3. Let work go according to plan. But you can't tell the programmers about this, otherwise the time will have to multiply by 9.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №40659
 23.12.2010
Mother shakes on a poppy eagle - says type "how did you get tired of crawling a green goat".)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №40658
 23.12.2010
Girl: "Love is when everything is right away. When you chew and from hand to hand, and from member in mouth.
Girl: to put the bridge?
Are you in contact?
The girl: AHA
Woman: or is she shaken?
The guy: put
Girl: and I think it went)
Girl: everybody will think I’m a sauce)))))))
You guys :)))))
The girl is funny ?
Don’t put it then.
Boy: "I never understood how to sleep in pyjamas. This is a wild western before going to bed to stretch something on yourself, if it’s not a woman.
You guys, I’ll be happy.
The girl :)))
If not, everyone will think I’m fucking.

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №40657
 23.12.2010
Kitsune: Life is beautiful
Kitsune: I sit in a cozy cafe
Kitsune: I drink the most delicious cocoa
Kitsune: Meditating on Falling Snow
Kitsune: on falling people.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №40656
 23.12.2010
I serve by contract. My beloved girl calls. In the middle of the dialogue, a quiet, sad voice says:
You know, I loved him... I loved him.
Inside everything turns around, she remembers a friend who has always rattled to her, life has already had time to get through before her eyes. I pressured:
WHO?
and Kyle...
I almost killed...>_<

by Danila

[ + 45 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40655
 23.12.2010
xxxxxxxxxxx:
In the store, a smiling bugy buys products and moves them back into the cart near the box office. Cash to him:
You have a cat on your back.
Imagine what happened to that cat.
With which cat?
On which I fell so much that she stumbled.
The cashier cries and slides slowly in his chair. by Buggy:
Are there live cashiers here?
From the depths of the store runs out another cashier (h.z. where the cooled, despite the fact that the row was just unstoppable), sees the first and tries to look strict, crashes into the bulge:
What did you do to her?! to
I suggested the siblings move.
What? →! to
I suggested the siblings move. She has lost. Here is the disappearance.
Under the friendly preparation of those standing at the box office, the cashier was replaced.
P.S "Kakaška" turned out to be a fishing artificial feed of a-la "mouse", very elegantly made, by the way.

[ + 79 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40654
 23.12.2010
We were so at the lesson of Latvian in the 12th grade of a modern poet:
The teacher of Achala-ohala, said how much this poet has invested in his poems, that even some that she has not yet learned everything.
He invited him to our school.
We have a girl alone and ask him a question - and what did you mean by this and this?
And he replies – and I didn’t want to say anything at all, I was just looking for rhythm – and that’s all!

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №40653
 23.12.2010
Welcome to Anti-Spam Bot!
To begin the dialogue, answer the question. What is the meaning of life?"
>>O_o

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №40652
 23.12.2010
Microsoft Corp. My only and uninterrupted sex provider for the past year.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №40651
 23.12.2010
Meteorologists have announced a week of tremendous ebun. The number of buses and electric buses has doubled.
Welcome to Novosibirsk :)

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №40650
 23.12.2010
We discuss with a friend the lunar eclipse 21.12.2010:

I hope you’ll be back in your human form by midnight. ?)))))))))))

YYY: No, I’m back then... in the butterfly...

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №40649
 23.12.2010
From the Esquire article about costumed robbery:
Robin Hood, Robbery of private houses and farms in rural areas. and Italy. The robber was an illegal immigrant – a former soldier of the Russian army, armed with a self-made bow. During the raids, the criminal broke the windows with arrows and took the houses by assault with soul-threatening fighting cries. In addition to money and jewelry, he stole Italian sausage and cane.
Without any comments)

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №40648
 23.12.2010
He works as a coach in the gym. I prepare for training, put on gloves and go into the hall. Continuing to look at the gloves, I approached the coach and asked, “Well, a brainless mountain of muscles, what should I do today?” I raise my head and realize that he’s not my friend. The answer "do your feet" I considered ambiguous.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №40647
 23.12.2010
Yojah: I was confused not her driving experience (six years), but the "sparkle", glued to the dashboard: "clutch-brake-gas" - not to be confused... O_o

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40646
 23.12.2010
In the archives of the Museum of Lenin is stored the statement of the citizen of Bunyazade to himself. The fact is that the narcissist Buniazade was not only a convinced Leninist revolutionary, but also a very modest man. He once decided to write a statement to himself. And he wrote – the narcissist Buñiazade from the citizen Buñiazade: “I ask you to give out my leather pants (1 ed.A wooden jacket (1 unit)A leather hose (1 unit). Then on a statement, Narkoman Buniazade put the resolution "Shirt and hat to give, in pants to refuse."

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №40645
 23.12.2010
XXX is
I have a broken leg.)
XXX is
At first he whispered but with him there were loyal friends willing to help him in this problem.
XXX is
Eventually a break.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №40644
 23.12.2010
Putin urged not to succumb to the influence of extremists.
The extremists urged not to surrender to Putin’s influence.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №40643
 23.12.2010
YYY :
I received a request from the PvC department:
"Please ask XXXX if they have an antistatic for rotational forming??? The client makes hills for children (plastic tunnels) and when the child slides with such - his hair is a duck standing from static..."

[ + 58 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40642
 23.12.2010
I came back from Germany this weekend. Naturally by plane. So, before going up the stairs, I noticed one strange thing. On the door of the aircraft there is an inscription in English "Do not open during the flight". It would be nothing, but the inscription of the weapon is there.


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