I have a friend. Very good guy. Graduated from the Institute of IMD. He went to work in our brave militia. And he had a car VAZ 2106, but on that unfortunate day something broke, and without a car he, well, it is impossible: he has arrests, seizures and even God knows what. In short, after a long negotiation, he took a lexus from his father. He goes, he goes to himself, well, and rolls a beehive before him, cuts. The friend, frankly, looks quite young, well, in the runway of the driver, apparently, burned it. A friend begins to circle her on the extreme left strip, beha also on the left. One to the right, one to the right, one to the left, one to the left. It lasts a while. A friend does not think long calls to his, so, so, so, the number of the car is so, I would have a phone as! He calls the driver:

D: Did you, Gandon, really drive that way?! to

And further in the same spirit...To say that the driver was upset, means not to say anything!!Doooolgo apologized, and assured that it would never happen again!!!Then he clung to the side and missed a friend.
This was the case for a man who did not respect other road users.

My acquaintance was online! So when these eagles left, she discovered that the twisted pair going through the room was missed through her new expensive weight loss wreath.

Teacher: And at the session, I will completely get rid of those who go badly!
Students with disabilities? and O_O?

to this:
to this:
Crash: Well, the acquaintance entered the mudlo...
SnOoPy : Where is it? O_O
Moscow University of Wood and Forestry Processing.
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In Kharkiv we have HYYAK - Kharkiv University of Nuclear Cybernetics.
Z is. Those who don’t believe, go to help ;)

Online game Lineage II

<Churchella> Blind, how lies, just can’t play.
<Sosulka> I also lied at the beginning, but I’m a honeymoon here, the lies have gradually disappeared, I even stop having time for Persia!

She: Fuck... if I were a virgin now, I could have been given to a dragon.
He is burning
She: or the giant (
She: But you know the dragon better.
Is the dragon more romantic?
She: no one knows exactly why dragons are virgins, but there are some guesses about the giants.

XXX is:
I have a H.264 codec.
... and does not give a noticeable decrease in bitrate. However, for some scenes, for example, with frequent repetitive sections, back-to-back movement, etc., this approach whileining quality can greatly reduce bitrate costs.
...
What thoughts? =) is
YYY: I think this is the perfect codec for porn =)
XXX in the 10th!

Lama> All my life I was afraid that my neighbors from above would overwhelm me
Lama>...until the neighbors from below burned

His call to her:
She: (hearing the backdrop of the cash machine) Where are you?
He: In the store, I buy batteries for heater.
She: You are crazy????????!!!!! to
He: And what?? to
She: Why did you buy a heater on batteries???!!!! to
He: Dear, they are for the controller.

“Anthony, I’ve never seen you with a girl.
NN: They have to kill time, money, and I still waste everything on sports.
The shorter you shrink.
NN: Don’t you, I am a bodybuilder
Fuck you, they don’t fuck you.
NN is NO! We are sorry for White!

No, I understand everything, of course, but to put in a package with 3 boiled eggs?! Are the chickens so hard there?? to

MoronicGoer: I went home today. There is a grandmother standing next to the metoo with a bag that contains sausages in the paste...and the inscription on the bag "Be a patriot, don’t eat hot dogs, eat sausages in the paste!!and "
Moronic Goer: I was so overwhelmed by my grandmother with her 20-ruble sausages))

XXX: Have you heard it? invented a vaccine against HIV.
YYY: I am not interested. I left the big sex.
xxx is gone? Or maybe expelled?
YYY: Maybe they’ve been kicked out...for walking.

In general, a light flirt of fuckingness is even good, but the balance between this and complete stupidity is extremely difficult and few people succeed!

And I would like to remind all suffering unemployed economists and managers:

And you remember how 10 years ago (when in every university only opened the most prestigious faculties of economics management) your wealthy moms and grandparents stumbled there for bribery or stupidly went to paid training?

And remember how you then walked as if you, future economists, were all born without a rectum, and the rest of the technicians who were engaged all year to the budget place) looked at as the lower caste?

And remember, boasted of purchased exams and diplomas (after the semester / course) when you did not appear at all in the universe.

So here you get, shit, that’s called Justice!! to

And thank you for not getting stuck with normal faculties, maybe because of this I now have a good job.

Another Energy Engineer

The joke:

To fuck no one on an uninhabited island is the law of life.

But no one will fuck you - Foster's Law

to this:

Do we go for a walk tomorrow?
She: Let’s go, where?
He: Poffig, I have a pass...
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So, I’m going to go <=)
I realized I was old... o_o

to this:
"The internet has been used! So when these eagles left, she discovered that the twisted pair going through the room was missed through her new, expensive weight-loss wreath.

And they’ve gotten to the band, didn’t they?

My former classmate (o) works in a regular high school, studying computer science there. I wrote a book for high school and she asked me to read it. I come to school, I approach the guard (O):
(I): I %my name% to %my group name% (show my passport).
(O) (rewriting my data to the journal): Dear (D) (girl 8-9 grade), take it to 400 offices.
Together with the officer we go to the office. And before I have time to say "Hello", the officer appeals to (c):
Q: Do you know this man?
A : Yes.
D: And from where? I have 5 rubles.
He is my former fellow.
(D) (to me and my acquaintance): You have 5 minutes (prison not to say otherwise, motorcyclists and other b**n).
The guard stands between us, I get the book out of the package. Sooner than I can figure it out, the guard takes a book out of my hands and leaves it as if looking for a bomb in it. Without finding anything, he gives it.
Talked to (O), I go down to the guard (along with the guard), the guard asks me to sign up for the journal because I WAS out of school.
As later turned out to be the chief of the security service, previously worked in the colony as a convoy. And for the students to enter the school, a class leader must come down behind them.

Rin: I had a blue dream of getting married. Half for whom, only the process itself was needed. Everyone has their cockroaches, of course.
Rin: The guy made her an offer a day ago. There was... a lot, in general) literally yesterday agreed to meet, sit in the cafe, have not seen each other for a long time.
Rin: asked about the details (it’s just visible on her, what she’s right, how she wants to tell), congratulated twenty times, finally asked to show the ring (or darken something, without it)
Rin: gets out of the bag... carefully, with two fingers puts on his palm, glimpses and sinisterly so: "my pre-elessness..."
Rin: You know, I’m sorry for Roma

I’ll tell you one secret: programmers don’t know how to use Word.
1 and none :)
Have you asked everyone?:D
1: Well, we have a whole development department forced to write the documentation and everyone is sitting :)
Sometimes it seems to me that the better a programmer is, the worse he works in Word.