Varie: I understood that I had overtaken the “Vampire Masquerade” when I was seriously wondering if I should go down to the sewer.

I went to a beauty salon today. Some of the letters do not burn. As a result, in the darkness of the night, the mysterious establishment of Hohla-Pasechnik with the name "Salo Soty" shines with red letters.

Ikea: Return to Old Traditions. 3 bedroom sofa.
The Tradition, Ch.

The Great Firewall of China – 10 million Chinese people are sitting and filtering packages.

The Great Russian Firewall – 10 million Russians.

Next year will be a blue wooden horse and we decided that it would be enough to meet NG with blue.

Prep by Matan:
Here Katya walked along the road and turned into a sausage.
Isn’t it the same?
It does not happen here.
You write without understanding what.

by this:

I watch a movie, it doesn’t matter which one. The maniac murderer is sentenced to death by hanging, but before that he must wait for two years in prison. - and -

Well, this is the same special law: 2 years in case of new circumstances. But suddenly it turns out that the maniac is not really him, but he has already been killed. And what will the investigators say:"Oh, sorry, the mistake came out?". The USSR had the same rules.

on Khabrah xxx posted a screenshot of his desktop with win HR

YYY: Windows XP, Nero, Word 2003 - such nostalgia hit immediately :)
XXX: It all rotates on the Pentium 4...
zzz: Nearby lies the newspaper “Soviet Sport”, from the patheton “Songwriters” are played, and on the table – a sausage stick for 3.20?

Transitional ball for pensions:

And if I didn’t work an official day, would I still be out of retirement?
Paganets: Julia, yeah, you didn’t make any deductions. But don’t worry, those who did, too, will stay without retirement :)

I give the laptop to a man older than the master. We adjust the fingerprint so that the laptop recognizes the new owner. First, please pass the scanner with the index finger of the right hand. He conducts.
Now give the index finger of your left hand. I tell him.
Why the Left? The Master is surprised.
If you have something happening with your index finger on your right, you cut it there, and there will be a patch instead of a fingerprint, you can go to the left. I give my colleague an argument.
Should I put my middle finger? I feel more comfortable with my right hand.
– No to! Suddenly with your right hand everything will happen, yet we have construction...
What if I had both hands?! to
If something happens to you with both hands, why do you need a laptop?! to

Oh yeah... and humor. I stumbled the darkest humor of the ambulances.
You have not seen the workers of the morga! Carrying around the city, with a sirene, with an infectious corpse, and screaming under a magnetophone, the aria is a death machine.

Che rjotte, my bugs do that... they once wanted to get the text of the song from the mp3 by renaming it to txt. Toli themselves invented, Toli joked someone over them so badly. I want to cry...

For the first time in seven years, I saw a prostitute in a hotel.
XX: Which just hunted our foreigners. At first, she threw toward the American, but after the man roughly shaved her off, she just rushed down the stairs for the German.
YYY: Okay well! They are in every hotel. In Kazan, this is not a hotel, but a barbecue.
But they behave modestly.
YYY: Although you can immediately see who she is and why
XXXX: "Spring"... The wheels!
Chapter 8: The Madness
Chapter 4: The Crazy #4
XXV: The villa of the landlord Vyazemsky.
XXXX: Come, be the ugar
YYY: ))))))))))))

In a day or two I will go to the room.
Lose the strong.
Do you have cubes on your neck?
He: Yes, but they are under the fat layer.
I was ashamed yesterday.
5-6 years ago, I did a great exercise lifting with a coup.
It’s when you hang like a sausage on a fold.
And then fuck and you’re up.
and you make half of the "sunset" forward
Do 10-15 times in a row easily
I tried yesterday.
From the above, it only hangs like a sausage.
Make a couple of convulsive rings.
The Wife (
She :D
If it comforts you, I will eat a lot at night.
He: Yes, but you are not a fat gyrouse.
I am a fat jerk.)
Sometimes I put my legs in my boots only after a couple of matts.
Sometimes I get to my boots without a pair of matts.
Usually I just don’t get along, while being a mother.
Okay, you have won
You are fat, old, thin and shapeless.
He was born to win!
EAH

As usual, communalists are delighted. A car went down the street, filling the roads and trottoirs with sand. With an interval of 20 minutes behind the car with the sand, the gray went, hard-working sinking the sand on the side of the road and at the same time polishing the iceberg on the road.

I go out in the morning to Piskarevsky.. on the screen bk minus 2... in front of the "washing machine" washes the roads..

30 years is when you still want to go to two rock concerts in a row, but to get from the first to the second, you have to smell with chondroxide.

From sylog.ru :
News "American military will be able to request support from the air from smartphones"

Kuguar: "To receive the service, send SMS to the number...

zzagar: The attack of the foreign aggressor quickly crashed due to the high prices of SMS in international roaming.

Blade is half a vampire.
Yes, but it just gets older.
Will you kill him with a bullet?
Yyy: No and the light he is not afraid
Hard, the bullet will not die, but osteochondrosis will do it.

by Ivashka:
Yesterday my husband blackmailed all day: you will behave well, wash dishes, flooring and clothes - I will play with you in the evening at the "colonizers" (this is the table). He did everything, we sat down and I hit him dry three times in a row.
by Ivashka:
He sits sad, scratches his tail, and thinks out loudly: “That’s what I’ve been choking all day.

The news of every day that the Voyager aircraft daily sets a record for the range of flight is also relevant for the US government debt.