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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №148274
 17.01.2018
<Nathalie>
Logic in the family:
Smokers suffer from bronchitis.
Only prostitutes smoke.
I: So is bronchitis a disease of prostitutes?
Natasha, are you normal?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №148273
 17.01.2018
Finally

No, I understand – maybe, and, indeed, were not protected. One girlfriend had such a case in her youth. With the guy, the dark evening flowed smoothly into a horizontal position, and then suddenly it turned out that he did not bring rubber. You see, he is uncomfortable with them. The feelings are not. To her outrage, he replied, "Well, you are blowing an elephant out of the fly!"When she said, "And really, why do we have another Gondon if you are there," he was upset and left.

Learn, local chickens, what to do in such cases.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №148272
 17.01.2018
If she has talent, she makes masterpieces, then she will become famous and the stars will stand up to her in a row.

is wrong. If she can sell her masterpieces. Now with this a little easier, there has been a Fair of Masters, where you can start selling something and make yourself a name. Previously, there was no such thing, and it is unlikely that there will be a solvent demand for any housewear. Among the poor in general, hand-made is not fully valued, factory things from the Chinese market are always better than "self-made" and "self-made". I was convinced by my experience: well, I wrap carefully. She wrapped some things as a gift from "Dawali raw materials", according to her own ideas. The people were pleased. But on the order for the money tried once, and then unsuccessfully - the result did not like, dissolved, money did not get, of course. I am no longer connected. It is expensive for customers, demand is more than limited, and earnings, on the other hand, are monetary.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №148271
 17.01.2018
The Crisis

XXX: And here she plays Yagu.It looks pretty bad in the film studio with the frames
YYY: With the awakening! Millar has been dead for 15 years.
zzz: Hi and you, the alien from 2008.

In one you are right, hot Finnish guys - after Millar Yagu play no one.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №148270
 17.01.2018
Everything is fine in this story, especially the last paragraph:

Mark, I can say, was lucky. He might have been without his bitcoins because of his own carelessness, but he managed to get them back. The fact is that in 2016, he invested several thousand U.S. dollars in bitcoins, after which with the rise of the exchange rate began to make a profit. Mark spoke to experts and he was advised to keep his cryptocurrency on a hardware wallet, which was subsequently bought for $100.

To better protect his coins, he came up with a PIN code and a 24-word password that is needed to restore access to the funds if needed. Mark recorded all the data on a sheet of paper. But this sheet turned out to be thrown into the garbage by overly active cleaners.

At first, the owner of the hardware wallet did not consider this a problem, but then realized that he could not remember the pin. First he tried to recall it himself, then contacted the support service of the company that produces the wallets. He even turned to hypnotists, believing that they would help restore the code.

Eventually everything ended well. Mark was helped by a 15-year-old hacker. He understood the design of hardware wallets and found a way to restore access.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №148269
 17.01.2018
xxx: We computer scientist was %) half a word frozen, a minute or two silent. We had time to laugh and forget about her, and she suddenly turned on and continued to talk from the same place.

YYY: It looks like an update. Informatics is

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №148268
 17.01.2018
The laws, in general, are equal for all.
For the poor there are prosecutors and judges, and for the rich there are lawyers.
There are lawyers for the poor too. Only they are free.
There are also judges and prosecutors for the rich. On the contrary, they are paid.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №148267
 17.01.2018
A lot of young singers appeared.Looking at them Pugacheva probably thinks you get older Maxim.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №148266
 17.01.2018
When I was a child, I learned that being a mother is a must. She is always evil and argue. You have to be a dad, go to work, and then play a computer game.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №148265
 17.01.2018
of the beautiful.

In 1865, the Women’s Medical Society appealed to doctors not to come directly from the anatomical theatre. In a response, the medical journal “Lancet” called this request completely unfounded: the cause of postpartum sepsis is not an infection at all, but a woman’s “state of mind” caused by over-excitement.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №148264
 17.01.2018
A little more about medical specialties

of HOA. It seems that all doctors of gynecologists in training have a special subject, on which they teach:
1st All the illnesses from the fact that the woman did not give birth.
2nd And what you want, the woman has already given birth.

There is a more universal option:
1st You’re 30 years old, what’s serious about it?
2nd After 30 – and what you want, age.
Three H. she passes by herself, and p. c. we do not treat.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №148263
 17.01.2018
No, I understand – maybe, and, indeed, were not protected. One girlfriend had such a case in her youth. With the guy, the dark evening flowed smoothly into a horizontal position, and then suddenly it turned out that he did not bring rubber. You see, he is uncomfortable with them. The feelings are not. To her outrage, he replied, “Well, you’re blowing an elephant out of the fly!”When she said, “And really, why do we need another Gondon if you are there,” he got upset and left.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №148262
 17.01.2018
From comments to the video of the band B-2 "Hipster".
All were given hipster clothes, one Kirkorov came in his own.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №148261
 17.01.2018
at work.
How it happened - no one saw it, but at the bell of the fallen glass with acid and loud from the soul “...Your Mother!!!With a couple of free variations, everyone turned friendship:
Anonymous, I didn’t hear you say something. Asked the boss.
“Yes, Imiarek Imiarekovich, I said, “How unfortunate!” and also, it seems, “What an annoyance!” – bubbling out of anger along with soda, anonymous Anonymous broke up.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №148260
 17.01.2018
Tagged with #bayan

The Winter. of Russia. The 1930s. The hunger. The freezing 30. A poorly dressed boy runs through the courtyard with a clutch of chestnut, behind him is a chestnut in a hat and a telogreek.

The boy runs and thinks, “No, it can’t be so decisive. I come from a good family, I want to learn, develop myself. I want, in the end, to be like my favorite writer Ernest Hemingway – brave, strong... Fishing on the beaches of Cuba. And not to run away from the castles in this city.”

of Cuba. The heat. Ernest Hemingway, truly brave and strong, sits on the beach and drinks rum from his throat surrounded by hot cubes. Hemingway thinks, “No, this is not life. There is no heroism here. The people need nothing, 24 hours a day warm, the brains melt, women are fat. If we were in the cool Paris with my friend André Moreau, we would drink a good French wine with him, light a fireplace, and talk about eternity.”

and Paris. It is cold, it rains for a week. André Moroi sits in his roof, drinks a third bottle of cognac, and two Parisians sleep in bed. Morua shakes and says, “No, that’s not life. Decadence is something. The simulation. See, if I were now in the cold Voronezh, I would find my friend, the great writer Andrei Platonov, we would have with him at once a hundred grams of real Russian vodka, and immediately would be closer to eternity.

and Voronezh. The Winter. The frost. The hunger. Andrei Platonov, in a hat and a telogreek, sits on the Voronezh court behind the boy and thinks, “B**! I will kill you, I will kill you!!“!”

[ + 50 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №148259
 17.01.2018
The floor is male, female, parquet, pouring, barbed, cafeteria and from the DSP. The rest of the evil.

There is McCartney.

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №148258
 17.01.2018
You are not a very wealthy person if you buy a cat on loan.

[ + 29 - ] [25 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №148257
 17.01.2018
Criminal Order
During the war itself, all your dirty tribunals, together with their conventions/agreements/memorandums, go there in the same step. Only the losers are judged. What do you think the Soviet soldiers in the territory of Germany of the German freelancers carried a pen across the road? Were there any cases where they were punished?
— — —
At the OBD Memorial it was possible to make a sample of those convicted of shooting in the RKKA just for rape and robbery. There were cases, not millions, of course, but it was enough. The data is now deleted, but the statistics are still available.
The U.S. and other allies - similar, cases have been, BUT. But there are translated memoirs of Belton Cooper, where it is detailed that the sex issue could be solved by chocolate from sushi.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №148256
 17.01.2018
She embraces you, hugging your legs, you hold her under the tail and run.

KM...
Lieutenant Rzhevsky did not like women. I just couldn’t..."
But on the way to work, this option will come along.

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №148255
 17.01.2018
xxx>And what is the meaning of painting grass and melting the plate with a crack - does not come.
Yyy>While the officer is whipping, the soldier must be busy with something.

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