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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №144494
 04.09.2017
In the holy 90s, one of my acquaintances, a master of athletics sports, the robber broke his hat and ran, and she ran. I run, grit, I can catch him, but what to do with him - I don't know, so I just run. One and a half miles later, he dropped his hat. It lasted a long time, good.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №144493
 04.09.2017
SAnn549: You leave one soldier there.
Not one, but two people :)
SAnn549:)) you would have left them the third. It would be more fun.
The third is extra :R
SAnn549: It’s in dumb affairs... and so they’d be there for three)
I am in the castle of the buoy garrison. Better not drinking than being drunk :)
SAnn549: Well of course two sober will better repel an attack than three drunk))))
Thirsty - tell them to wash. And the drunk... You look, and they will be rejected, and I will be beaten for cleansing! It is :)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №144492
 03.09.2017
Oh well cats. And why doesn’t anyone write about an official who rejects grandmothers in trousers and men in expensive cars? It is just a celebration of something.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №144491
 03.09.2017
The convenience of golden bracelets for the "maschikovich" is in the facelessness. This donation is a given box "spent money". He will not get along with Nura, he will then give the same bracelet to Marus, he will not get along with Marusai - he will take it and pass it on to Svetka... Since this bracelet is not intended for either of them, any of them will be suitable for the bracelet. There is no dragon. If you love Anya, learn that Anya loves dragons, make for Anya a dragon... even if by a tragic coincidence you suddenly break up, it will be a dragon for Anya and no one else. Because Marusya no longer loves dragons and bowls, but ponies and bajdars, and Light - the cosmonauts of imperial strike jets and the Italian editions of Dante. The dragon is given only to the beloved and the only one, only for the sake of such a man and will become frozen, and the universal golden bracelet - easily replaced female individual - 1 piece.
Well, and banally - women in our time quite earn and the most suitable bracelet will choose and buy themselves. Clothes or perfumes. But the dragon is just a gift that you won’t get in the store.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №144490
 03.09.2017
“I don’t love you anymore, and I’m not a prostitute, so I can’t have sex with you just so, without an incentive.

Guy, after the words of his wife "I don't love you anymore" any self-respecting man should offer a divorce (well or try to go to a family psychologist), rather than asking how much money to offer to fuck. Both of you are just the same infantiles that are discussed here.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №144489
 03.09.2017
Review of The Dog's Life:
Please tell me, in this movie of animals no one will die??? I do not know the book. thank you.
I join the question. Will the animals survive?
Will the dogs survive?! to
Please answer the dogs. If all animals are alive??? Who has watched please?? to
- I join the question, in the culmination no dog will be soaked?
All dogs go to heaven.
The dogs in this film die, and not once, but within the limits of permissible and every time for natural causes.
“Thank you for answering, I’t watch because dogs are dying.
No matter why they die, I won’t watch, thank you for warning.
The Pipet! And a cat too! I'm not going to look at it, thank you to everyone who responded.
I have terrible news for you – everybody will ever die. to you )
Will cats and cats die?
I don’t want to watch a movie where the dog ate the cat.
I didn’t watch the movie, but I went through it all night.


[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №144488
 03.09.2017
All morning competed with a computer game for her boyfriend’s attention.
And what?
The natural instinct won. He hit us both and went out to eat.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №144487
 03.09.2017
The young man was sitting in the towel after the shower and watching TV. On the table next to it was a bowl of dryers that the guy ate. I don’t know what he got in his head, but he saw one of them. Not on the finger. He dressed her, but did not take her off. Begin to swell and get sick. I tried to crush it, it hurt even more. From fear, he calls an ambulance, while he hurts so that the dispatcher sends an emergency rescue brigade.
The composition of the brigade should be mentioned separately. The doctor after the institute, before that, did not work in the ambulance. The girl-felder after college, also had not seen life. And the rubbed fieldsher, who was put to guard this bouquet of chamomile.
The brigade enters, and the patient in the towel with the letter zhu on the wall and in the chair. I persuaded him to show it. Girls in paint. The boy walked, and the fielder said to him:
Is there water?
and yes.
Go to the bath! Shut up!
Treatment tactics in the call map: "It is recommended to place the lower half of the body in water before softening the baking product."

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №144486
 03.09.2017
<Video: Man passing through a narrow gap in a rock>
Agri: You have a new phobia!
Speleophobia is the fear that at night a speleologist will enter your ear and lay eggs there.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №144485
 03.09.2017
XXX: The Blue Eagle
YYY: and drunk
Zzzz: and dancing, fuck it up!
yyy: forgetting about shame and danger after getting sick with complications :)))

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №144484
 03.09.2017
here

You are funny, and Lena K. read about herself here and was offended. I am the only person in my office, and what should I do now? We need a programmer.

Let the programmer find you, that’s her job.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №144483
 03.09.2017
After examining the thoughts of the participants of the GOLD vs. SILVER match, we can conclude that gold is purchased to show its security or to then put it in a lombard. There are two extremes. They buy silver just because they like it.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №144482
 03.09.2017
Well I know. and what? Nevertheless, it will always be a knee craft, not a mass product made on normal industrial equipment. For whom, as they say.
............

Totally agree! Only mass production and only in industrial conditions/scale. Everything made individually is garbage, garbage and marriage! By the way, you are made individually. Of course, most likely not the hands, but it is possible that the knees were involved in this process. So make your own conclusions...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №144481
 03.09.2017
I walk along the fence. The city of the hero of London. The inscription YUH and below - Glory of the CPSU...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №144480
 03.09.2017
The Girl Gifts
The doctor didn’t know what he wanted. I thought or the phone will give or gold some (I didn't fall the nail). And he took me and gave me a bow with arrows. I remember saying two years ago I wanted to shoot. The intrigue kept. It is better not to invent a gift. What you don’t want, and what you don’t want. Of course, everyone is different.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №144479
 03.09.2017
But gold even in a lombard can be put or sold.

Losing at least half of the value of the product, which is the end of the century and holds the entire jewelry trade. From this point of view, it is better to give a knife of good steel, or a set of hook keys. These things can be sold almost without losses.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №144478
 03.09.2017
Quote from the document: “...in accordance with the requirements of the recommendation...” This is a new kind of voluntary coercion, right?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №144477
 03.09.2017
In 1985, he was alive.

I sit in the circus, I don’t touch anyone. Who to touch at 6 years old?

Suddenly a clown climbed up the stairs. Such, real, in an orange suit, a red pearl. He got up, took my hand and silently tried to pull me into the arena, and I was sitting, I must say, on the top.

With all my strength, I cling to my chair, the hall rushes, I shout, the clown silently pulls me into the arena.

No one will ever prove to me that clowns are good.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №144476
 03.09.2017
It dimmed. From the neighboring entrance came a mother with two children. The youngest child of three years jumped on the carefully given car and unexpectedly moved quickly on our narrow sidewalk, wrapping his head back and shouting: "Mom, look, look at me!", and in front of him a zombie in his headphones, staring at his smartphone. Went into the press. and sorry.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №144475
 03.09.2017
"I went to the guy for a meeting, and I was told that he left for the cake. We will be friends.
That’s why he went to meet you.

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