That is, you are damn. I went in search of a recipe for a salad.

Funny is it! Salad from fungus, it is "glass" salad )))))

Rostelecom has announced a tender for the creation of an analogue of Steam for 14 million. The goal is to create a portal from where you can download the games. I propose to legalize the router, the goal corresponds.

In the evening I am in bed with my beloved.
You are my sun, my hair.
It’s not hair, it’s rays.

This is:
An announcement: "A man will meet a woman, age - 43 years 5 months 24 days 5 hours, weight - 85 kg, 123 grams, height - 183, 45 cm. I work in the Chamber of Measures and Weights.”
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See also after 45. stumbled...

Letter by corporate mail:

Dear colleagues.

Today, for various reasons, 80% of the legal department employees are absent.
Responses to tasks will be provided as far as possible.
The spells “urgently”, “very urgently”, “mega urgently”, “aaaaaa!” today do not work.
Letters with petitions, requests and threats are not considered.

All a good day.

to this
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As on a crushed car 15-year-old after ten owners to drive, so it is normal, and in a crap, and as a truffle - so the virginity to them.
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You are wrong, it’s all logical... If you just fuck, then you can joke... The main thing is to be on the move... But if the relationship... We’ll continue the analogy. If you take the machine from the salon and take care of it, it will never be deceived... And if after fifteen masters, you can wake up in the cabin.
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So it works in the reverse )))) On the fucking woman (especially a virgin) some dragged man? Keep the virginity!

XXX: This seems to be a distant event from us. No, on the night of the Scottish referendum vote count, some fools were riding the elevator all night and chanting “Scotland!” Freedom!"

In one of the news sources:
"Turchynov will propose to the Rada to ban Russian series"
Finally a step in the right direction! When will the Russian Federation ban these Russian series? = is

Great conversation at the stop.
I stand under the umbrella, I don’t touch anyone, I think to wait for the bus or go for a walk.
My uncle, who is still not a pensioner, asks me.
Do you know when it will be "three"?
answered
Unfortunately, I do not know
He almost angrily asks:
Why are you standing here then?

I have a running line in my eyes - "reference bureau"?
I don’t know how, but it broke out:
- and you see in the past life was a small boss over the babies and used to build them, and taperich were expelled, so at the stop decided to play!

I can’t understand if the women of the Balzac age look good, so you can talk to them as if they were cries?

here here :

Secondly, you have personally tried to turn to paid offices even in a very large city - the capital - to open the door, at least in a classic situation, when the grandmother went out to throw the garbage, the door clogged, and a child remained in the apartment? Try it, you will learn a lot of new things. And only the local district with a local slasher can do something. They are unlikely to go fishing.
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At our work, an employee called such a service for a rather sad occasion. In the evening, her grandmother did not open her door, while everything was locked not only on the castles, but also on the seals. The Slytherin of JEK said that he could only remove everything. Called someone else - the result of the survey is similar. And the apartment is not locked up for the night to leave scary, and it is unknown what there is with the grandmother, she may just fall asleep strongly and does not hear the phone or door bells.
Then some JEC employee recalled that they had a phone from a company that just offered services to open the locks. There was nothing to lose, they called out. Arrived quite quickly, despite Friday's Moscow traffic jams, a small middle-aged man with a suitcase full of very unusual tools, and in 3 minutes carefully opened the door so that it could be locked on all the locks for the night, and after minimal repair in the morning (pick back the carefully removed dashboard) in general completely restored.
Unfortunately, my grandmother had a massive stroke.

I sit with my daughter and paint. Small things, thick paraffin pencil. It turns out not bad, but far from the planned, as you constantly miss and adjust. And then I understood the art lovers: ah, what a painting, what a performance, the author in it wanted to depict that and that, just he was a handshake.

We and you live in an era of monstrous discrimination, whoever is allowed to have nuclear weapons, and whoever cannot buy firearms for self-defense.
trybros

Do you still understand that men and women have different right and left? Men have the right hand where they have the right hand. Women are more socialized, communicate more, so they have the right hand - where the interlocutor has the right hand. clearly? Same with the car. The man is simple. In women, on the contrary, they need to pay special attention to the sides, and show their hands, and not because they are stupid, just they are others.
By the way, in the first course of honey on anatomy, they teach that the right is where the patient has the right side. Girls understand this without problems, and boys have difficulties. That is camaraderie.
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Thank you and a low compliment to you, dear man, for the clarification!
How many times there has been a misunderstanding. You look at a picture of a group of people on your monitor and they say to you: I’m on the left! How do you think on the left, if on the right? From the rest of the people, on the right hand. Not the mirror.

To this question:
My friend's lover adored when she wore boots on a spike... a thin ice - and a double fracture of the ankle bones, 6 months on the hospital, boots for washing...

Everything seems to be clear, but what about the lover? Is it the same with the boots?

My heart is broken into billions of pieces.
yyy: The glass heart is generally shit. Your organs will be cut and you will die from internal bleeding.

Well, you know, in children's books the image of animals often does not coincide sharply with the rural reality. Before I was seven years old, I was convinced that pigs were small, pink, round and cute. And then it was summer in the village with the relatives of the fatherland and there these horrible black and grey elephants mixed with dogs!

Bicycle in the market:

shortcomings
1st Absolutely wild, inhumane and soothing sound when braking. With such a sound, zombies rise from the graves or voiced the untamed dead at night at the cemetery. Blame the brakes. Immediately prepare +400 rubles for normal pads.

XX: Why do you need the FSB if there is a program "Wait for Me"? They find a man who changed dozens of places of residence, changed his appearance, lost his memory.
UUU: Well special forces "Wait for me" sounds not very good. Even if I ordered this.

Psychopaths do not contain schizophrenics, but alternative thinking.

1as1: I messed up such a gameplay with this stranger to do nothing without investigating and not half doing, and there are so many rooms, so many rooms for examination! Maybe there is anger! The Drawing! The recording! I was so bitten by the frog when I quickly ran past it all and only straight to the goal...
DevilNevermore: So I imagine this: Ripley, all in sweat and blood, barely alive, escaping from the Stranger once again, fiercely beats the fist on the wall and begins to scream. The Fucks! I did not take the recipe smoke bomb and 15 scrap. Mother of your right foot, Xenomorph.