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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №10037
 17.09.2008
Funny: first do not turn on the heating in time, and then fall off - said, the country is sleeping...

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №10036
 17.09.2008
Oh... I’m not going to be superfluous... I’m going to quit smoking, I’m going to play sports, I’m not going to play online games, I’m going to study,
If I see this quote in the abyss. Let me change my fate...
The 6andb!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №10035
 17.09.2008
Senya in the news showed about a hurricane in Siberia.
voice after picture: look! how the pillar rises, as if aliens were pumping water!"

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №10034
 17.09.2008
What does ORG mean?
Chapter 13: In the Meaning?? to
Moula: Well, you sent me the link... I know BaOIL, BaSINTEZ... there they trade oil products, and what does your ORG do?
Dr.13: The Organization of the Workflow!
Molly: The management! It is great! My brother Kowalski writes on this topic. Do they have anything to read on the site on the subject?
Dr. 13: Oh yeah! Not to read again!)
Molly: is it true? very well! by Kim Brother.
Dr. 13 is out! Then throw him to me!
Moore : Okay! If he allows.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №10033
 17.09.2008
Sniper
In short, I have appreciated. Nothing like a toy. What can I say from the course:
0 is free. People, in principle, are not foolish.
1) For the delivery of any bugs, even small ones, give the game currency
The Count is pleasant, though with a crack under the fool. The stone does not load.
All in Russian! And some lack of censorship %)
4) Realistic AI, a lot of talking SMART NPCs...=)

Sniper
For example, I pumped a cybernetic and assembled some device from the details. It’s called "Open" One button and one screen.

Sniper
Well, I make Persia click. I thought, baby - and say goodbye to spare parts, and it asked for money %) I entered a bill for the sample "50 rubles"

Sniper
Publishes: "Opanah, the sniper proe*al the table! And it" I thought, the bag said, that I will give up to the admin. I decided to check on every firefighter - a sting again, a half more. The answer is "Aha! What did I say!" I love our developer :)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №10032
 17.09.2008
xSKY (19:14:55 10/09/2008)
My mother gave me letters.
Miriam (19:15:00 10/09/2008)

Shepherd (19:15:08 10/09/2008)
You will teach.
xSKY (19:15:09 10/09/2008)
Oh the mushrooms
Shepherd (19:15:18 10/09/2008)
noticeably.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №10031
 17.09.2008
infected
The more I get the experience of admin, the more sad it becomes.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №10030
 17.09.2008
Now I realized that wanting to sleep is when you stop understanding even the quotes from Bach.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №10029
 17.09.2008
What is the lack of confidence in the youth?
In the internal system of the document of turnover during the transfer of equipment, the act of receipt-delivery of equipment is prepared.
So I did general cleaning in the server room after the dismissal of two main administrators, found a funny document: "Act of transfer of the act of reception-transfer of equipment" o_O

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №10028
 17.09.2008
Suddenly a man comes out of the nearby office, knocks on the door, with the phrase "I will not go to a special examination to a psychiatrist." I go into the office, I see the top questionnaire, apparently it. I see:"Have you ever tried smoking?" - No, "Do you smoke often?" - Yes. Have you ever wanted to commit suicide?"Yes. "Did you ever want to die?"

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №10027
 17.09.2008
Question to the customer: how did you break the display? Answer: I don’t know... I guess the SMS has come.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №10026
 17.09.2008
Changeable:Buttons in the ears of etha crout)))))
Is there no piercing yet?and :)
Changeable: No
Changeable: by piercing
Changeable: the meaning of eyeyeye, hide it
Changeable: Fuck, I’m not going to do piercing.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №10025
 17.09.2008
[Usipusi 11.09.2008 11:37:14]
I fell from the iron chair on the concrete floor today and the iron foot came into my foot.
[MC 11.09.2008 11:38:40]
Fuck, how are you feeling?
[Usipusi 11.09.2008 11:41:30]
My leg was all in blood, I can't move on, well, plus I hit my head, my head hurts, but I continue to work
[MC 11.09.2008 11:42:40]
Not to stop you)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №10024
 17.09.2008
Attention: Everything on the desktop may suddenly disappear. Most likely this is due to a failed attempt by Windows Vista to do something useful.

(c) Windows Vista for teasers.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №10023
 17.09.2008
Faust
Can you drink beer with friends?In a purely male group?
Sweety
Totally masculine.
Faust
At least so.
Faust
and if emm... well, for example... just to this situation... if in a purely male collective someone uses say... yeah... women’s perfumes... well or there... help...
Sweety
I shake the throat.
Faust
Kim is clear.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №10022
 17.09.2008
Asket
I read the names of drugs in the pharmacy: "Ibufen", "Ibucline"... It will be terrible when the latest drug will be released "Ibuclin";

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №10021
 17.09.2008
GremL1N: You schoolgirl told me on the phone that you are on a music bus
Tagged yellow ugu
GremL1N: What shit is it?
Azzké Yulko: drunk buryats with guitar were driving and the entire bus of drunk buryats sang them buryat songs

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №10020
 17.09.2008
KvAch: I remember three years ago, my friend and I decided to watch Star Wars Episode III. We sit, before the start of the advertising of other films as usual (this time some new fighter). On the screen a slice of tough scenes with explosions, blood, and so on. It almost ends and here, in a moment of silence, a grandmother from the front row cries out loudly to the whole hall (her attack has taken her there...) to the whole hall: "Pray to the Lord, for a terrible judgment is coming!"Then there is a man’s voice from there: “Stop, stupid fool!” and the sound of a hammer. Then the famous titles appear on the screen "once in a distant, distant galaxy. "

I don’t think I’ve seen such a homeric film anywhere.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №10019
 17.09.2008
We sit without a break after thermech and programming, the two talk: - If you were given a choice of any university in general, where would you go? In Hogwarts...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №10018
 17.09.2008
Boy from work:
“I don’t understand... Is he such a gentle and soulful man or just a hopeless, fairy tale dude?! to

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