14:16 xxx: by
16:16 I have a philosophical question to you
14:18 xxx: Fuck, I don’t even know how to formulate
14:23 xxx: fuck with him

Americans have invented a cheap way to see through walls
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The windows are already known to everyone.

100chuk: Peter is the only city in which one-third of the booms have a higher education.
GlobusAnonymous: what about the remaining two or more? :D

to this:
XXX: He invites you to go to the cinema. What should I do so that he does not go to the cinema, and that he does not stop helping me with my studies.
Tell me you have PMS.

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This is because of such stupid behaviors, the men of normal women are considered to be fucks and dinamishes. You want to use the man for your merits without giving him anything in return. And many men, not burdened by intelligence, are led to this, hoping for their efforts to get the appropriate reward. Understand, fools, nothing in this world is just like that. If you asked a guy for a service, be prepared to pay for that service. It doesn’t matter what, at least 3.14days, even food, but not for thanks!

P.S Bring something...

I work in technical support, I read our certificate:
"The speed reduction on the modem by the subscriber should be performed as follows:
winXP: start-.... ; vista: start -... ; linux: the user himself knows how to do it"

and fuck-n-dead
I’ll give you a condom, give it to your parents and tell them not to do it again.

From chat TNT:
"Admin make the chat window slide to the full screen while house 2 goes"

What for the brave is cowardice, for the coward is an excuse.

First Chechnya, Chernokozovo, Filter Point
At the table is the head of the filter Sanya. A knock at the door, on the threshold two swollen rows in military camouflage without signs of distinction.
It is great, Commander!
Hello to you!
Are Ruslan and I talking?
The papers?
Here is! From the pocket of the jacket is removed a blank paper, suspicious
A type that gives the "subjector" the right to talk to the detained Czech.
Go to! Password twenty three.
Roosevelt is disappearing. Sanya pushes off a glass of undrunk tea and stretches to the machine.
Sanna, what are you?
- Yes, these, knocks on the door, faces (jargon name of FSB employees)
Yesterday we celebrated all night... The Colonel got one.
And what?
Obviously, the password will not be correct!
There is a difficult thing here: twenty-three and there are twenty-three!
Do not tell! Watch: the clock knows the password, these fit, he says to them:
“The six!” The faces must take five seconds from twenty-three six and
I say “Seventeen.” If you do not have time in five seconds, the clock
He said, “Eight.” If you did not respond correctly or did not respond correctly,
He puts their nose on the floor under the machine and presses the alarm button.
Have you seen their roots? You can’t count in five seconds.
The baser grumbled and the Berbers stumbled on the corridor. - Everyone, I'll go out of captivity to save the faces! - Sanya threw the machine on his shoulder and headed to the exit. And I thought, twenty-three, minus eight... fifteen what?
Yes, right was Galina Maximovna, a teacher of mathematics from high school No. 31, who hit our empty heads with tangents and logarithms:
“Learn, you idiots, you will still need mathematics!” Although there are roots, square... Here for folding and counting a bullet in the shell you can earn, and from your...

Girl, are you married?
and no.
And why?
And they try, and praise, and not take!

I am missing it (((
Do not be sad, or your breasts will not grow.
He is: O_o!!!! Why were you so sad when you were a kid? 😉
She: Scotch

Kathy
I want to fuck. to burn. and to eat.
Drakasmith
I have already gone.
Drakasmith
I drink, fuck, and throw away.

The Gentlemen. My child at 4 years of age painted his educator in the kindergarten split, in a bath with acid and with spinning wires under tension. It was a very unpleasant aunt.
I painted a landscape:
What is this black with red in the distance?
This church is burning.

Do you know how he felt when his friend threw a beautiful hairy goose into the fire? Suffered for a week.

Why do you wear rubber shoes when you work with electricity?
- And this is so that when you are in the current, you do not suck all the floors, and you have all carefully glass in your boots.

News@Mail.Ru: The draft law on castration of pedophiles was submitted to the State Duma

My Intel 80286 is 20 years old this year. It survived MSDOS versions 5.0, 6.0, 6.1 and even Windows 3.0. Due to the unfortunate coincidence of circumstances, it can now be loaded only from a 5.25 diskette with a dox 5.0. Flopovod 3.5 killed as he killed the EGA monitor 14, the keyboard and the miracle-beast-mouse. Operative sclerosis at 1 MB and video marasma at 256 KB work properly. It is very cool because of the gold and platinum in it, like the Harlem Niger. I won’t sell it because it’s good. I played Wolfenstein and the First Civilization on it, and I taught Turbo Pascal on it. He’s my childhood friend, and friends don’t sell.

Dear spammers, you are reading this. Tell me about the funniest ways you’ve been sent.

Who knows if you get up in the air on a helicopter and hang on the same spot for a long time, will the Earth rotate under it or it will land in the same place?
Z is. I apologize for the sleepless night.
Schmeterling

Who are you, your mother? ]:- and lt;
I am your mother, your mother.
- O_O

The fraudster cleansed the unemployed moscovite for 105 thousand euros