The sister struck the nails with passages, complaining: her husband, a goat, asked for a month to strike in the end. This is heard by her son) only daddy on the threshold child gives: daddy daddy, mommy herself passages nailed. He replied without being confused: Dear, this is the same hammer.

xxx: You know that I was going to buy myself a new phone, my already started to fail the camera and yesterday he fell to me at the university on the floor acum flew in one direction cover to the other, well I think all the new phone I will go to choose, so he has no of this only the camera repaired.

The son plays on the synthesizer, and instead of a notebook he has a tablet with a loaded partition page on the pipette. A man enters the room and cries pathetically:
Hi the future! One electronic device reproduces the algorithm recorded in it on another electronic device, using a biological object.

MP4 FM modulator, even this way. A wonderful Chinese device in a smoker, with a screen of one and a half inches, which displays video in an unknown format up to 15 frames per second. By the way, after half a year appeared beaten pixels in the form of a yellow spot right in the middle of the screen, this spot grew, grew... And then suddenly dissolved and again everything is visible. And, not all, in the frost the image becomes negative, when it is just cold - blue, and when it is hot in the summer - red, which, in principle, is logical, I am also red in the heat and blue in the cold.

I like hot and salty.

The Lord of the Knife: Knives and the Sea.

I talked to a Polish man and found out that:
Gopnik is a shit.
A guess is a hole.
They just call things by their names.

I went out with my husband and ran into different rooms. Going into the business of his room, I find that he is watching video instructions on survival in the wild. What would this be...?

From the correspondence:

XXX: Tell the number, the SMS will come
YYY : +7 Do you record?
XXX is :/
YYY : 9
YYY : 8
xxx is fucking
by : xDDDD
XXX: I’m not slow.

What is the sausage made of? My cat doesn’t eat sausage. Maybe eaten up. But even rats don’t eat sausages. A rat who loves to eat wallpaper and foam. What is there in the sausage that it is less nutritious and tasty than wallpaper and peanut?

All my knowledge was immediately questioned by one sentence.
"Would citrus live in the southern parts? Yes, but a fake copy!"

The original version of this panogram (frases with all the letters of the alphabet) is as follows:
In the parts of the South lived Citrus, but a false example. The phrase has traditionally been used by communicators to verify and adjust teletips. They said to chase the citrus.

In today’s world, it’s not the smart ones who survive, but the ones who are smart.

Traffic in a southern town. From the car with Moscow numbers, crawling in the left row, from the passenger window (right) is thrown a bite of some food from "McDonald's" and an empty bank of pepsi. in the car in the right row, driving next door, the driver's door opens, all this is picked up. On the lighting, the car from the right row rolls to the car with Moscow numbers and everything selected is thrown into the open passenger window.

At the closing ceremony of the Olympics in Sochi, Putin will fly on balls.

I write a message to a friend who is walking in the park.
Is it warm or cold outdoors?
I am in 50 days.

A woman’s weather meter, shit!

I have never expected a green with such an interest! I really wanted to drive at least a meter and finally find out what hides the column in the phrase on the advertising shield "have you got a buffer?"

I realized that I abused watching porn too much when I realized what kind of actor a young man from a neighboring office always reminded me of.

I found in the refrigerator the remains of a roasted lamb, too little to heat. I decided to squeeze inside the butterfly, removing the butterfly, mm... In the process of making the butterfly, the cat fell a couple of pieces, but he obviously wants more.
Here I decided that something was missing, cut tomato eggs, scattered the edges carefully. I went out for the cup. I return - the cat on the table (which is strictly forbidden to him), the eyes are square, the cheek, gently speaking, squeezed and a little sad. Well, this is incomprehensible to the mind - it lies butter with fruits and smells of meat!! to

He didn’t even run away, hoping to get to him. has not arrived. had to. Explain and share with this puppy.

Cheshire Manul of Schrödinger

I talked to a Polish man and found out that:
The goats are goats.
Thoughts are Horses
They make sense.)

and today. It remains to wait until the electricians raise the top power cable. They wiped out the whole building and had nothing to do. I stand by the window, scalping a scalpel (this is quite a working tool for us) about a stone. Shirk Shirk, Shirk Shirk, Shirk Shirk, Shirk Shirk In the office comes a young man pale with a lamp, sorry, burning, new, obviously, and, smiling, but somehow nervously (shirt-shirt, shirt-shirt, shirt-shirt) asks "you are given this for self-defense?".
I, thinking (shir-shir, shwar-shwar, shir-shir): "maybe...and maybe for attack...it’s regardless of how to sharpen...and what?"
I don’t have new relationships with men lately, I don’t even know.

from youtube reply to a comment from "dismissed cellular employee":

I used to work in a pipe factory, but I was fired because I was buried. So I want to tell you about my secret secret. You do this: From workshop number 2 through the hallway, go to the toilets and turn to the right. There there? On the left side of the door there will be a closet. You open the closet number 16, you pull the rope, the pad is opened, and there - the WOW! The vodka!
I’m not saying this for personal gain, but to make everyone swell.
It works 100% on all people.