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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №119173
 07.10.2015
The taxi stops. The driver for a long and difficult time explained to me in German (to the middle of the explanation I began to understand a little language), that there is no need to catch a taxi here, because there is no stop here. Five minutes explained, very friendly. Then he left. I went where it was not forbidden.
I say I love the Germans. They balance us. We are in trouble, they are in order.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №119172
 07.10.2015
From the chatter on the automotive forum about who in which frosts started:

XXX: Oh, and you forgot to indicate that the last time you changed the oil 30 thousand years ago, and the candles are generally native, although I have run 250,000 km. I remember many of you there last year. Just that's why all your messages are typical - "I've arrived from half a penny at -46 with AZ. car VAZ 2110" were written with free Wi-Fi in the tram

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №119171
 07.10.2015
Women need to give in and help not because they are weak and otherwise will not manage, but because they are stupid and otherwise will be killed.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №119170
 07.10.2015
The Ringelmane Effect

In 1927, a series of very curious experiments were conducted, the results of which are not often remembered now. And in vain. The results of these experiments remained in psychology under the name "Ringelmann effect".

The experiments were as follows. They took the most ordinary people and offered them to lift weights. For each – fixed the maximum weight that he “pulled.” Then people were grouped into groups, first two, then four people, eight.

Expectations were clear: if one person can raise - conditionally - 100 kg, then two must raise together either 200, or - even more. After all, the mythical idea that group work allows you to more, that its result exceeds the sum of the individual results of the group members, has already existed. It still exists and is actively supported.

But unfortunately! Two people raised only 93% of the sum of their individual indicators. Eight are just 49 percent.

Check results for other tasks. For example, on the canyon. Again the same result. The number of groups increased – the percentage only fell.

The reason is clear. When I rely on myself, I do my best. And in a group you can save energy: no one will notice, as in the story about the villagers, who decided to pour a barrel of vodka for the holiday. From every yard. At the spill, it was found that the barrel was full of the purest water: each brought a bowl of water, counting that in the total mass of vodka his trick would not be noticed.

What does this have to do with passivity? And while, when I act, I willingly remember and record my efforts for myself. In the future, I will use just as much or even less. Forming a passive attitude to the business in which you are involved together with others.

Accordingly, in the case of social passivity, we can say that we perfectly understand its origin and what it ultimately leads to the fall of results to zero. Not immediately – inertia is a big thing. But still still.

It must be said immediately: no social technology has yet allowed to overcome the Ringelmann effect. You can read the spells from the "guru of teamwork", but the larger the group, the greater passivity is characteristic of a person.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №119169
 07.10.2015
In the cafe, a man sits at the table – without a smartphone, without a laptop, just drinking coffee. He looks like a psychopath!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №119168
 07.10.2015
During the discussion of the project was born its shortest description:
"The fifth deadline was a week ago".

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №119167
 07.10.2015
I am looking for a new Japanese cartoon.

I quote :

Original Title: One-Punch Man
Russian name: Vancouver

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №119166
 07.10.2015
xxx and xxx;
I remember reading this item in the gun law once. The fucking shit. Here is the question on the tickets:

5 is In which cases it is permitted to use firearms against women, persons with obvious signs of disability and minors (Law of the Russian Federation "On weapons" p. 24 )
A. In cases of an attack that creates a real and immediate threat to life and health.
B. In cases of committing armed or group attacks by these persons.
C. In the event of a repeat attack, after the warning of the use of weapons.

The correct answer is B.

I can imagine a crowd of insane aunts, disabled people and minors attacking me. I start squeezing on them from the trunk with a wild whistle. Because it is allowed by law. Fuck a fun picture. It looks like a zombie apocalypse.

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №119165
 07.10.2015
Recall of headsets
Advantages: Good enough sound for your money
Disadvantages: Thin wire, weak medium and low frequencies
General impressions: Today I washed them on a drunk head, I thought all, the end of the ears, but not here it was, the ears sounded in a new way, a pretty good, saturated bass appeared, the low frequencies improved, it became much more pleasant to listen to trans vocals.
The result: take the ears, wash in the machine for 30 minutes, 2 tablespoons of powder, 700 twists, 60 degrees, the output will be a great product... My personal opinion, added exclusively for informational purposes!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №119164
 07.10.2015
On the advertising board, for the third month, ads of the type "Computer Master" are displayed. Each advertisement has a picture of the master, one better than the other.
Now the question, dear friends:
1st When calling the master will be the same rubble as when calling the prostitute with the photo of the beauty, and by the arrival of the chicken?
2nd They hope that two girls go home with a wine "rest" and such: "Oh, what a sweet! And no one has cleaned my register for a long time, let’s call? After the screw, check the hard disk with it.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №119163
 07.10.2015
It is time for dry leaves.
Walking in the park without hurry.
Reading Through the Soup
breathing

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №119162
 07.10.2015
It is FIRST! Why all the favorite songs of rock bands end up being the poems of Brodsky!!! to

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №119161
 07.10.2015
xxx: Tell me, what new music styles have emerged over the past 15 years? What are the characters that can’t sound like in the 90s?

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I can’t imagine this idiot in the 90s.

Zzz: That means you’ve never chewed the cassette.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №119160
 07.10.2015
In general, my disciples, at the beginning of all things there are bosons, gluons, muons, quarks.
What is???? to
The universe has a holographic structure.
and Chihuahua?
In the beginning was the member of the shave.
AAA would say so.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №119159
 07.10.2015
I am 25, but I recently felt like an ancient old lady, when she carelessly spoke to elementary school students the phrase: "I did not have a cell phone, a computer, or the Internet at your age." The children were in shock. The questions arose: "And how did you communicate with your friends?", "And when you walked on the street, how did your parents call you home?", "And how did you prepare reports at school?", "And where did you take movies and music?", "And what did you play?" and so on, but I finally got a question, asked in full seriousness, with a note of sympathy and respect for the suffering I suffered: "And at the time there were at least apartments, or you still lived in landlords?"

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №119158
 07.10.2015
The Spam Message:

We invite all interested parties to make contributions at high interest rates. If necessary!!! Each customer has a written contract.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №119157
 07.10.2015
red_void: In children's fairy tales, the only characters are often anthropomorphic animals. Examples will be remembered without difficulty. What is Caused? After all, if all heroes are still anthropomorphic, why not make them just human? Is it related to child psychology or pedagogics?

ivanushka_d_jr: Well imagine "Three pigs" in faces. The wolf and the seven goats. If you replace animals with people, you will find that you are reading a criminal chronicle to the child at night.

[ + 19 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №119156
 07.10.2015
If you, a city resident, are infinitely far from agriculture, then take the dog, the largest in the apartment, and you will understand what life is. What care, what regime, what amount of money for food. And then multiply it by 1000, for the farm and the animals are the way of life. You are attached to this farm. If you don't want to, sick died, in the drink with a hammer, in the winter in the summer, inspect the cattle, eat it, eat it, take it off, bed the salmon, if the animal is sick, get it, and so on. I know what I am talking about, I kept the basket - sold it to the cowboys, tired of it.
YYY is so. The neighbor farmer. In the pen says this whole hemorrhoids! He opened a second store and finally got permission to sell vodka.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №119155
 07.10.2015
Igor: People, 903’s colleagues are asking us to give them our Xbox indefinitely. They say the bugs will fix.
Dima is Bagi?? to
Sergey: What is it?
Vladislav: Just a play tester. By the way, I seem to have seen our xbox in action only once and he seems to have played music. So it seems his absence will not be much worse.
Sergey.k: This is our X-box, and we are not playing it.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №119154
 07.10.2015
And how can you check whether the Americans landed on the moon or not, no traces were found, or what, Armstrong's bulls are still rolling?
yyyyy: There is no atmosphere, there should be some weather, and the locals should confirm.

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