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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №9997
 16.09.2008
Guess the mystery: it will lead the glass eye,
It will click once and we will remember you. Who is it?

Yyy: The optimistic option is a photographer. A pessimistic sniper.

xxx: o_o

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №9996
 16.09.2008
In response to the website of the Estonian Biological Institute ebi.ee, the Belarusian Institute of Education opened its website nie.by

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №9995
 16.09.2008
Assistant Director calls. The dialogue.
Q: How do I find the diagonal?
Diagonal of what?
Q: Well, I have width and height. How do I find the diagonal?
I: I understand, the diagonal of the screen?
P: Well yes. The width is 88 centimeters, the height 60 centimeters.
I: Well how, you take a square of width, add a square of height. Then take a square root.
Q: How to get a square root?
I am :???? Repeat the question again?
Q: How to take a square root? I did not have mathematics, we were not taught this in linguistic.
I: This is what is taught in school.
Q: No, it was much easier in school, it was in the third class! There were no roots yet.
I: Well, if in the third class, they found a diagonal line: they applied to one corner and to the other...
Q: Well then I’ll try the ambulance.
This is the task of the fifth class. The Pythagorean Theorem.
Q: What kind of Pythagoras?
The most ordinary! The amount of squares...
Q: Can you find me a diagonal?
I: Yes, it would be easier... (counting on the calculator) 42 inches.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №9994
 16.09.2008
Khao :
Today Vova (my director) asks me: "for a good erection is better increased pressure or low?"
Petya from across the corner declares: "Baba normal is needed!"

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №9993
 16.09.2008
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Hi to you! I love young girls, I kill them and break them apart, and then I eat them all.
WOW :
Hello, and I am a fan of CSKA :)
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Fuck you won.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №9992
 16.09.2008
I have an anomaly in my room: the carpet is floating... I could barely convince myself that it is the wind blowing out of the gap and raising the carpet.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №9991
 16.09.2008
and Odessa.

Dimaso
I walk by the assembly every day.

Dimaso
There was a man walking a dog right next to the cathedral.
The dog licked something and the man said:"Silent God will come out to fuck".

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №9990
 16.09.2008
I’m going to die 😉))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Our aunt fell asleep, holding her face on her hand, like looking at Mon. They kept quiet. We sit down and work...there’s a whirlwind from there. the face fell on the key)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) all in tears

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №9989
 16.09.2008
I saw a picture this morning. There are two cleaning grandmothers sitting on the bench close to each other... One throws bread crumbs to the pigeons, and when the pigeons fly, the other jumps up and speaks.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №9988
 16.09.2008
In the warehouse, the loaders began to bounce frequently during the work. 2 pieces if I forget the next day after receipt, and I don't keep the money for the development and prosperity of the company, but I share it between the sober at the end of the month, so these sobers now bond with each other, a new way of earning came up, the coulibins are crazy.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №9987
 16.09.2008
XXX is:
I will give my virginity to the admin who publishes this phrase on the BASH.
Olga, 18 years old, 3 size

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №9986
 16.09.2008
Today my mother was in GUME, when she returned she was delighted. At the same time, our President was going to walk there. The consequences are traditional: closed entrances and exits, empty red square, sellers and buyers clinging to the windows, etc. There was also new.

The seller of light! and Lena! I told you to go quickly!!! to
What’s happening to you? – What’s happening to you?
This is an order. Before the arrival of the president of all the high saleswomen - remove.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №9985
 16.09.2008
Dear students of the 4th course of IET (El-XX-01). In this forum you can discuss the course "Electric Drive". Give comments on lectures, practical lessons and laboratory work. I will be interested in your opinions.
In addition, you can consult here on exam matters, practice, control work, etc. I will try to answer all your questions.

The flux lecturer.

At what speed does the tracker axis of the mechanical radio deviation suppressor rotate through the drive turned on through the sinus-cosinus transformator?

Very good question, add it to the tickets.


[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №9984
 16.09.2008
The first half of our lives is sometimes poisoned by our parents, the second half is always poisoned.

Our second half.



Told by KYŠ</PRE>

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №9983
 16.09.2008
As for volumes.) - Many drank from a glass, a bottle, a cup of tea, even

from the veil. Some drank straight from the barrel.



It was in 1984. I served in the glorious city-hero Leningrad.

At that time, every military district was engaged in the harvesting of vegetables for the winter.

by themselves. Support for agricultural workers

such a team of hop company of 5-6 people from the military unit (total

50 persons) plus compound, transport, dry baggage; loaded in goods

wagons in a hurry with folded rails and forward, - in sunny Moldova or

to Ukraine. Luckily it is shorter...)))



Place of action: lower left corner of the USSR, Bolgrad, transfer base

officers of the RPS. The summer. Taboos of cute girls, no fencing and

KPP, apricot samgon and hemp growing, achi in Peter doughnuts, and

In general, it was not life, but malina.

The earth 😉

The work was as follows: the truck approaches the platform. on him

5-6 tons of onions in nets or boxes of approximately 40 kg. We are 10 people.

The task is to put it all in the car.

The norm, as we later found out, was 2 wagons of 75 tons per day. to all.

We managed to load 10 cars... a day))) At the end of these three

For months, it was possible to hire doubles to Stallone without any problems.

by Schwarzenegger 😉



Obviously, none of us asked where those cars were going, so

The chief of this same shift quickly removed what to do and what to do.

I suppose it ended up in a darm workforce.)

But the man was just, he fed just for slaughter and every day.

He put us a bowl (10 liters) of boiled wine at lunch and a bowl after lunch.

of work. If anyone remembers such varieties as "Tamyanka", "Slavyanka", - then

the same))



At the end of the day, he was unable to find his head.

I was sad for a long time and did not grieve. 30 meters away we were driven away.

The railroad is the same wine. Put your hand in the direction

The next day, the boss jokingly said: "Drink as much as it comes in! andquot;

A feeling indescribable! You enter, you open – and it’s full! face down –

You drink, you drink, you sweat – and it’s still full!! I drank until

I had the strength to go.)

In the place of the deployment returned in the body of ZIL-131 in the form of a staff, laid

The hands of local workers. The respect that was given to them.

When nothing happened, we went out the next day.

The work, too, cannot be described: according to them, we are still

I drink it! 😉



We went back to Peter in a shopping car...)))



Told by Regent</PRE>

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №9982
 16.09.2008
A Russian man reads the instructions only when he knows exactly what he is doing.

I broke.



Told by J</PRE>

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №9981
 16.09.2008
<psy_> Aleck: not pipet.. knock on the door, I open, a neighbor stands with a plaster on his hand, and asks to tie her ropes :)
<psy_> I did not expect this.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №9980
 16.09.2008
Let me touch the chicks!
It’s a chest, no matter how loud it sounds.
No matter how quiet it looks...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №9979
 16.09.2008
The bus. I stand up. next to it sits a couple - a match of the hop type, a juicy chewing orbit and a girl "very much even nothing". He looked at her, looked at her... and so he tried to look around and smile – zero attention. I can't stand it, I lapped something a-la "ээ..эта..a can you this..nu.. acquaint yourself?"
The girl, standing up, passing out, said pretty loudly:
"take the puddle, wash your jeans, and throw off this barbecue!"

The man came down on the next, not able to withstand the laughter of passengers... :D

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №9978
 16.09.2008
From a conversation on aske, the girl (D) sits on a pair:
D: We have your brother lead again this semester!
D: I came to the seminar and said this is you.) and left!

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