The C Forum:

" the girls The instrument is sterilized. To me, my manicure has been going for a long time and exactly sterilized the tool. I will write more accurately, and so far I can only say that most dangerous viruses die at temperatures up to 80 degrees Celsius!!! And it’s up to 90..."

What kind of nick do you have on Skype?
yyy: nu_hot_etot_nik_svoboden

A friend went to Chicago for a year. His history of life:
He decided to rest from Russia and went to the United States to work. I go from work on the bus. Late evening, in the bus person 8-10. the mood is good, had time in the bar to miss a couple of bottles of beer, the soul is singing. I decided to have fun and laugh at the Americans. He took it and shouted to the whole room: “Americans are pudders!” Here the one sitting next to him in pure Russian says: "pohorno pydory". Then from the middle of the salon: "Moscow, what do you lie, do not sleep". Then another replied, “Because they’re the pids that you’ve come here.”
Rest, fucking, from the homeland

girl: and I used to think that if you go through Medvedkovo station, you can leave Bitcevsky Park.
Did you think Moscow has the shape of a ball? O_O

Announcement at the entrance:
Dear tenants, in connection with the start of the heating season, ask all who do not have batteries to install them. Congratulations to you"

To all of you!!! to
(sin(30)^2)* 8*cos(60)+tg(45)

The good half of the idiots and the little ones.

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I'll tell you so, schoolchildren and stay.. this is the equation of the 9th grade... 7 years ago I would have counted it in the mind for 5 seconds... now in emphasis I don't know what this expression is equal... =)
It is better in this case to insert a piece of code and ask to find and correct the error... then all quotes will finally be with IT deviation =)
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(sin(30)^2)*8*cos(60)+tg(45)=(0,5^2)*8*0,5+1=2
Shame on you guys!
Rostislav Andreevich, 67 years old
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(sin(30)^2)*8*cos(60)+tg(45)=(0,5^2)*8*0,5+1=5
Sorry to you =)
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(sin(30)^2)*8*cos(60)+tg(45)=(0,5^2)*8*0,5+1=0.25*8*0.5+1=1*0.5+1= 0.5+1=1,5
Oh guys, what school did you go to? and 0))
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It’s not yours, but we’ve been taught that 0.25*8=2, not 1 :)
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I personally understood one thing...
All the writers of Bora :D

De La Prada: We recently had such a joke in the universe...
We played cards at will.
One boy was left in a mess and he was told to go to his grandmother and say, “I want love.”
Well, he long thoughtlessly found his grandmother, said "I want love"
And she gave him 10 UAH (50 rubles) and said "luckily...")

Q: Where did the heating go?
Stratus: So, it seems, the test inclusion was
S * A * M *: Did you like it? Send SMS to the number.

The Internet God exists.
The third day (without stops) hit StreetFighter 4 from Rapida. If you suspend or turn off the computer, it will not work. If the connection breaks down, the same thing.
There was one hundred percent left, I sadly (but hopefully) looked into the screen of the Opera downloads. Under the table, I whispered my legs, turned UPS, and so on. And suddenly... I didn’t hold the interruptor, he turned to the side, grabbed the wire from the modem, the modem falls, the cable flies out... I raise my eyes and see literally a second before the fall appeared the inscription “the boot is complete.”
That’s how they become believers.
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Atheists have uTorrent.

The topic on the forum dedicated to intimate hair:

Danik
I welcome this, I have everything under zero and my wife too.

O_O

A spokesman on the radio said:
Now in Ivanov and its surroundings, including in Moscow, 7 hours 10 minutes.
Young man, I respect you!

to this:
Not only is Wi-Fi not everywhere, they also limit the session to 30 minutes and 15 MB (on Pure Proud). It is underground! They would still hang code locks on the toilets.
In the Ukrainian macdacs always stood code castles. The code is on the cheque)))

from the discussion.
How should a real gentleman behave during a mine?
Yyy pretends to have seen nothing and goes out silently.
The real gentleman doesn’t make a coin!

For a long time I struggled to work with one guy who was constantly taking everything without demand. He punished himself:
There were no ashes at the computer table, and I shrugged the ashes into an empty bottle of tea. So that the bull did not smoke, it poured water there, about a third of the bottle worked out. He, as always without demand, grabs a bottle and begins to drink... Rushing up with a bull, makes a surprised face: "And that you were silent, what a bull?" "And you asked?"
I thought he would at least ask...
Fuck it there! He started splashing only after THE THIRD time "Halva"!
For the fourth time (there was a Pepsi Bank) he still asked, "There is nothing there?"" And without waiting for an answer, he drinks... The Bull found him this time.)))
And you speak reflexes, reflexes... Pavlov’s dogs learned faster than others.

More people are eager to change students in class

I was told a story recently.

“We were sent on a trip from Moldova to Nikolaev. Driving
by Kamaz. Arrived at night, decided to stay overnight on the base of the bridge.
The driver ran into the bedroom, I settled in the cabin on the seats. Three seats are comfortable to sleep.
The third of us did not want to stay with us in the cabin, took the mattress and used to arrange for the night up, on the body. He already knew - we won't let him sleep in the cabin - he sneezes.
In the middle of the night they knock on the door of the cabin. I woke up and looked like:
What is?! to
“Come out and see,” said the guard angrily.
We go out. We see. Our truck was roamed, probably, with twenty dogs, all mourning to us. The third sleeps on top. and grumbling. As soon as he releases another roll, all the dogs begin to laugh together, and loudly, and while the third continues to snore, the dogs laugh.
Dogs laugh, the guard can’t sleep. I had to move to another place, away from the guard and her frightening dogs; well, the bridge squad is located on a large territory."

Office worker at note.
If your cabinet is frequently entered without knocking, hang a target for darts from the inside on the door.
Verified!

...and everyone remembers how in childhood they loved to watch the driver of the garbage truck pick up and dump garbage from the tanks into the car?)

Atropos: Sensational results showed DNA analysis of the remains of Adolf Hitler: his skull belonged to a woman.%)
Are British scientists back in trouble?

XXX: What are you doing?
Yyy: I work in the pop face
I’m not strong in anatomy, of course, but you’re still a mutant.