Of course, the man from work came, he did nothing there, let him go to the store, or the poor tired home sitting.

Good luck to your women, all like a housewife. And here we all work, unless with babies on vacation "rest".

here here :

So your refrigerator is almost empty, there is not even milk for an omelette. Did you cook it there? Try the next time to buy 2 types of meat and a large amount of products, and he will cook, and so far he has made the most correct decision.

Of course the right thing! At least once to buy 2 types of meat and a large amount of products - it is necessary, let the grandmother carry heavy bags herself, otherwise it is needed?

My grandmother went to work in Germany 12 years ago, soon met a German, married and stayed there. At first, she couldn’t get used to other people’s food. In addition, his husband had stomach problems because of which he did not eat fried, salty, smoked... In general, nothing tasty.

Therefore, when in the park grandmother found a hose with cuddles, the craving for delicious food took its own. Grandma roasted potatoes with mushrooms, the German refused to try it, complained that it was impossible to eat unintelligible mushrooms from the park, offered to go to the store for normal champignons and tried to throw out grandmother’s dinner, but in the battle for the potatoes grandmother won. For the rest of the day, the German husband behaved strangely: he closely looked at his grandmother, constantly asked about his health and even tried to touch his pulse. By the evening of the next day, he finally breathed out with relief, saying that he was very happy that it all happened, because he was sure that the grandmother would definitely be poisoned and may even die.

XHH: There is an old biofakovsky story, I was told about my father. He lived at the student’s house, eating mice. To buy a student expensive, to breed reluctance, agreed to take on the department from those white that for experiments. Well, I put three pieces in a box and went to the dining room after studying. I put the box next to it, and the elbow and the butt. The mice fled. Students of the biofak - their own people, jumped from places and caught mice. and returned to the box. The Dozens. Because if mice are bred in the building, a second population inevitably arises.

The Cat Resistance
How I forgot that quote!
In case of victory, the gepard will eat the torment. This will be the pain of science. But the torment is given the same rights!
What fair words!

Every day in school, she goes to the school, she goes to the school, she goes to the school. We're both going to go over the x, and look at our eyes. I say, “I’m going to go to the cinema!” He replied, “Yes, it’s only in the cinema that I’m going to goκ.”

by bbzhukov:
Well, yes, the isolation of interests grows smoothly into incompatible conceptions of reality. When I was in the hospital, it was a shock for one of my fellow students to learn that the University of Moscow is still teaching the theory of evolution. He belonged to those circles where it is known that Darwin’s hypothesis has long been disproved and no serious modern scientist believes in it.

I like to call men lambs, but that’s why men don’t like it. I don’t know what this has to do with...

Bears are great creatures, such funny, unforced. I’m not putting any negative meaning in this word, why be offended here?

"You are a clay barrel" - what is insulting here? It is a compliment at all. I said dumb, not dumb or dumb.
"I have a new lamb" is a normal phrase! The important thing is not what you say, but how. I speak these words gently, with love.

Of course, I will never call my father or brothers like that, but it is quite different! How can we compare?! to

I really don’t mean anything bad, and men think I’m trying to offend them. Such strange creatures.
Always blow up the problem from nothing.

c) Zaia

xxx: When I was behaving badly, my mom was filled with a protein. The invisible, etching, white that read me moral teachings. And it looked like this: I am scared, my mother is not able to withstand and "loses consciousness", i.e. She fell to the floor, and I think she died, I started crying, and then my mom got up and started speaking in a strange voice and appeared to be a magical white and said she needed to behave well, then she would leave and my mom would come back. And then this same dirty whitewash took my, a couple of days sick hamster to the Star, another etheric personality who had to take care of him.

yyy: fucking, how you had it all nice) and I was scratched with the armor belt plaque when I was a child (

Genetics

GMO products embedded in our DNA

In your DNA clearly embedded some GMO vegetables.. even completely replaced the march)

1 and a half cat

>> Screens can withstand pressure up to 1.5 J? and?? When did the pressure begin to be measured in joules?

J is a domestic animal. Who is the benchmark, ask in the Louvre.

Yesterday I lost 15 thousand in the bar, apparently dropped out of my pocket when I paid for a cocktail, I noticed my disappearance in the morning, first saddened, and then remembered the story that happened to me in my student years.



Being in the first year of university, a friend and I decided to go to a bar, of course, there was a lot of money, but I really wanted to walk.

The plan was this: We buy a bottle of vodka, hide it in the bushes near the club, and periodically go out to catch up. In the middle of the night we met the girls there, as gentlemen we needed to feed them with anything, but as you already realized to feed them was nothing, the exit was one, exchanging phones and leaving the club until the girls ate that we were ordinary poor students. At the exit my gaze fell to the floor and there lay 4500 rubles I bowed the type of tie the wires picked up the money, and this was probably the best day of my student life) Immediately took the table, alcohol, ladies entertained, and at the end of this beautiful evening we fell such-the same beautiful truffles)



And then I remembered that story and all the pity for my loss of yesterday disappeared.

I hope that yesterday some student found that money and rested as coolly as I once rested.)

> Interesting, and what point will be more - at the indication or at the prickel?

With instructions. At the targets, a separate low-cost proctology is exactly a small spot to.
So he would be worried about his pepper, not the fact that it was a sign. Not a fault...

xxx: Well, guest from the northern capital, to remind you, how did you chase Katka in the suburbs after our monastery?
Yyy: First, not in the bottom, but in the first layer (base layer). Not for Katie, but for Katie. In the third, he did not chase, but stumbled.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Thou thou! The Village! and c)

My wife is worried about my erectile dysfunction. We have different views on her cause.

She bought me Viagra, I bought her a running track.

xxx: but they thought about me that I was given the exam, and I don't even remember whether it was a boy or a girl - fucking this youth you will take up.

and riweth:
I had a situation when two people who read my novel, under a cognac, heated up, explained to me for an hour what I wanted to say. I did not even suspect such a depth of thought.
Yes, they were arguing among themselves.

Fighting with stress. Tested on myself.
Suitable for happy owners of children: having stressed the need to maintain a serious appearance and dressed in something sporty we go out to the courtyard, together with the younger generation we draw classics (gummits, wings, balls - everything is suitable depending on gender and interests of heirs). And then we jump, chase each other, when trying to cheat, we scream "so not honest", not caring about the volume of the sound. If someone looks too closely or just happily smiles in response or makes an attempt to recruit in the game, but without controversy. Very pleasant.
Whoever has no children - hire nephews, there will be double happiness for them and for their parents while they rest.

Products Adobe boss categorically refused to buy - and not only because of the prices: this corporation hit all the advertising enterprises of our city wholesale (preventively hit, on the principle: once you do advertising, then you steal Photoshop!We were courteously invited to the prosecutor’s office to show our licenses. We showed licenses, but Adobe was greatly offended and the prosecutor's office assured that we never had any affairs with the products of this corporation and we are not going to have.

Oh, how disappointed I was when I saw Spinner live.
I thought there was at least something interesting there, that it, like a button on the threads (which we all played as children) or like a ball-gyroscope, turns a clever indirect movement into rotation.
And this is a dumb piece of shit that turns because it is turned with the hand.
What a news for the small motorcycle! If the shit starts to spin, it will start to spin!
It is difficult to degrade. Now I realize that only such an idiot Fingerbox could become so popular. More complicated things are doomed.
I wait for the sale of wooden cubes, which if you hold in your hand, they hang, and if you let go, they fall to the ground.