...
The yellow dragon. What if you fell in the mountains? What if we lost you?
Would you be upset?
What do you think? The yellow dragon answered. For no treasure in the world would we agree to break up with you. You know it yourself.
And even for a hundred thousand million royal gold talers?
There was silence again.
Do not ask stupid things! The orange dragon. And do not put parents in a situation where they will have to either lie or look like greedy heartless monsters!
...

Duck: I decided to improve my health and went to the pool.
Dimes: Hm... it doesn’t help, urine therapy doesn’t work

I was talking to my wife on the phone.
She says:
Give me a shirt and it will be my gift.
As you want.
In short, she offers me measures to go to remove, I begin to dictate.
Length 174 cm, width 80 cm. Inside the cloth fabric, outside the tree, better oak, the cover is also oak cutting.
She says:
I’ve recorded it all, I’ll call you now.
Then she read what she wrote...

xxx: I am happy in the morning mint crossed the road, stunned what a sign, and there in the song reference "if mint crossed the road means soon new year"

Suits a speaker with a mouse of a well-known wireless firm and asks to clean it, i.e. to disassemble and wipe out.. admin with a smart look.... so there is a vacuum!!!. Director: Bl. e, just... buy a new then.

Alexandra: Good afternoon
Alexandra: What a tough day.
[22:28:34] Alexander: In the lie today was...
Sega: voluntarily, but...
[22:29:46] Alexander: as a witness passed, the guy in the store sick aunt grabbed his ass and he complained about lying.... epic fail

was sick. I didn’t go to work, I was down until 12 a.m. and... my mistake was to have breakfast under the TV... What’s going on at this time, you need to be banned by federal law! What a crazy transmission about health, obviously an abnormal aunt is saying that you need to listen to your body as a whole and to each organ in particular... I will try literally: "even when I sit in the toilet, I mentally ask my fifth point - well, all, done? Can I be free? Or are we sitting down and working? Because you can’t do everything on the run!"... fucking...

We answered:

Guys, don’t you think that choosing a girl looking exclusively at pop-breast legs is like buying a laptop just because it’s red?

If the laptop is purchased only to plug the flash in the USB connectors and watch a movie, why not take a red, blue or what is pleasant to the eye?

Two trades on the local forum almost in a row
1st
British scientists have found that men who betray their wives are latent homosexuals.
2 is
today I dreamed that the guy is deceiving me.. waking up in a cold sweat, I look at him, quietly bumping around myself, and no suspicion of anything..to fall asleep so I couldn't, so I went to look for evidence..and found a message from the address Valer with the text "good night Rabbit"

Survey on Facebook:

How to stay with her at night?

Providing breakfast in bed

Bringing the Sumeric Trilogy

Install it on your computer WOW

xxx: I have a question to you, as a professional, as a person with enormous experience in any field
YYY: No, don’t make me crazy. What is the question?
Why are Angry Birds pigs green?
YYY: ROFL

The lawmaker had a favorite phrase "No one can be considered guilty until his guilt is proven".
Did you read anything again?
No one can be held guilty until his guilt is proven.
Well, here is another matter.

You haven’t prepared for the exam.
No one can be held guilty until his guilt is proven.
Well, there is something to talk to you.

You wrote everything.
No one can be held guilty until his guilt is proven.
Give me a look 😉

What’s going on with Rita?
Tomorrow I’ll go out and ask about the guy.
YYY: It turns out he has it.
YYY: And I’ll go naked.
YYY: that is all.
xxx: mm, plan is planned, by points thought out

For many people, walking with time is like standing in a traffic jamming.

My friend’s son entered the U.S. police. He began to travel (as he dreamed) in a service car with a flashlight and a syrene, violating any rules and speed limits. In the rear compartment of such a car there is a camera for the arrested, where a person is only enough to press, to block the door behind him, and nowhere for nothing to get out - the doors are immediately automatically silently locked.

However, it soon became apparent that the arrested had a very unpleasant manner of expressing their disrespect to the police officer by splashing his head back to them through the window connecting the compartments of the car. Moreover, the policeman can do nothing, because he is driving the car at this time and looks at the road, not the arrested, to notice who of them spit?

The Russian sage immediately suggested to the new police officer a brilliant rationalizing idea: to insert an unbreakable glass into the hole and thus to forever protect his neck from plugs. He asked his more advanced brother to help with the installation of this glass. But to do this on the territory of the police station feared - it is unknown: how this innovation will be treated by the bosses and colleagues. Another good thing will be jealous and invited somewhere, that the newcomer will see if the plowks are scared and rework the car without permission.

We left the city in a deserted place, turned off the shutdown and alarm system, successfully installed the glass, but after that, for some reason, the camera stopped locking. Whatever our masters did with it, it elementarily opened from the inside. That is, any arrested person could at any moment press the door pen and escape. Time was squeezing, it was time to hand over the car and the shift, the brothers were wet in hard work, but could not do anything with the cursed door and its lock.

And finally, their stubbornness was rewarded: the door clogged exactly as it was supposed – intentionally, without the slightest hope for the arrested to get out of the car. It is only a pity that this deserved success came to the brothers precisely at the time when they were both in that same chamber. And a place to modernize the car, do not forget, they chose the most that is unpopular.

Now the police of the city no longer have problems with the difficult surname of their new colleague: everyone immediately understands who it is, if you simply say "who locks himself in the car."

If a woman has no clothes, that doesn’t mean she trusts you.
If you don’t have makeup, then yes.

Sasha we go?
P.N.N: I didn’t sleep from my feet today.
Was it a fun night?and ;)
PNN: Ah, not that word
PNN: Yesterday, my phone was stolen on the street, no, the guy was not stolen. So I dreamed at night that they were crashing into my home and let the computer check! And there all the gaps are broken and 800GB of movies are scattered!I am in horror trying to escape through the window, but I am tied up and taken to jail. And there I sit in the same chamber with Navalny and my neighbor, who was imprisoned for the robbery 5 years ago! And Nawalny is like, “Well, I’m fine, but you’ll be given eight years!”
Sasha: *rolf* *rolf* *rolf*
I jumped all in the sweat and from 4 in the morning I was sitting in the kitchen smoking.
Sasha: Well, actually two questions:
What kind of window do you have if you have a 6th floor?! to
Sasha: Well, how did Navalny not fall in spirit?)))
PNN: You are the same!! Go to Fuck!! to

The xxx:
Well hz really))) I love the new year))) a fun holiday, everyone is walking around joyful, kind, everyone around radiates happiness and positivity)))
You walk like this in the middle of the night on the street, shouting “Happy New Year!”
And you answer from everywhere – “with new happiness!”))

The xxx:
On the day of awakening what?
I shouted, “All on Monday!” and you answered, “Go on!”“111”

In the Middle Ages, all kinds of knights often gave names to their weapons. Well there is the sword Escalibur, the bow of Jalo, and so on. I have a knife in my office. This is the name of a knife!! to

He arranged a diversion at work - brought the iris "Kis-Kis" (Soviet, iron concrete). Now no one talks to me... no one talks to me at all!))))))))))))))))))))))