I like the night. Especially walking at night. There is no soul on the streets. For a moment, you seem to be alone in this world. An unforgettable and beautiful feeling.
WOW: And then you remember that you are in Russia, catch something heavy and get home faster.

Discussion of a prospective vehicle.
Why are these victims? We would make a fast pipeline transportation in the city. I have a dream: I stuck the child in the capsule, after 2 minutes he was in the kindergarten. Do not go anywhere in the morning.
YYY: I’d have a penis in the capsule that night – and the problem would have disappeared by itself.

<xxx> The most reliable and proven way to pretend you are working is to work!

About the state of Russian science by Don Cesar de Basana:

Whoever desires knowledge, whoever is devoted to science,
They are burned on fire, condemned to torture,
But without shame today, as before,
The scientific degree is awarded to ignorance.

American reality is that if you don’t meet a good guy, you’re 100% gay.
Russian reality... whom you will not meet... either a pidor or a mudilo!!! to

XXX: I sit and watch the movie Red Lady.
The police dialogue:
Take an olive and ask your neighbors.
I hanged in the stupor for a couple of minutes thinking why to question the neighbors need to have a salad. Then came the illumination - Olivier is the same name))))) Yes, soon NG)))

My friend (a very serious mechanic) went to the store to buy him a jacket. The girls flew, they knotted: "Excellent choice, here brushed wool"
Comrade, touching the jacket: "How do they brush it?"
Girls: "We don’t know, but wool here is 150 percent"
Comrade, I said "There is no such thing"
Girls: "Yes you that, there are models where 200 percent wool"

All the talk about my cat’s intelligence and cleanliness ends when it begins to bite a whip.

You let the psychoanalysts into your kitchen, and they kill your cockroaches.
Yyy: They’re pushing you to kill them yourself :D

-We are very easy to manage, we have "joystick"))

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Women are more difficult to manage, they have "tachpad" constantly licking

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Slide to Unlock!

Civilization has come to us in the face of the Rostelecom (for us this is a real event), but it is not the essence.
The sales manager (or whoever he is there) had such a cute young man in a sports suit and with an animesic speech. He gathered our, the floor to agitate, record applications, etc.
You should have met two people:
Koshchev Sergey
I am the Immortal Vladimir.
“Take hands”

The Seventh Panic:

My father has steel eggs. When the euro was sold for 120, he went to the exchange... and sold all the euros he had. A fine sum, by the way. He was looked at in the exchange as an alien. When he told me this, I barely sat down. I was convinced that everything, the cape, tomorrow the economy will slide into the stone age, and so at least something would remain for us. Today he went, and coldly bought the euro back, but it turned out to be almost 70% more. I asked him why he didn’t wait, he could even double. He said that hysterics are always visible, but to predict further market fluctuations he no longer has enough brains.
and...

Father has not steel eggs, but brains in place, unlike you. And in the situation that arranged you such panicers, I decided to multiply the money a little. I was able to stop in time! The young man!

Nothing predicted.
I sit on a tablet, looking for videos on YouTube.
The video is preceded by advertising... about "OK, Google".
And the tablet cheers joyfully, closes a page from YouTube and starts looking for a word from advertising.

The woman puts the child to sleep:
Masha, go to bed! by Masha! Go to bed! Go to bed!

xxx: Oh, I was searching for a former colleague on social networks. We worked twenty years ago, it would be interesting to talk.
Finally found, read the posts - well him to x@yam. So much searched?

Like the children of God.)

For the composers:
> and >
xxx: I went into a white jeep today, whipped the wing.
A girl came out of the jeep and said sadly, “You would know how long I’ve been sucking on him!”
XXX: I was ashamed.
XXX is a good girl, honest.
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No girl in the adjustment would say that. Make it more credible.

and...
Girls have a sense of humor too! :) Can’t you be good and laugh?

All advocates of the name "Belarus" I propose to roll on the Japanese websites and teach the Japanese to call their country not Beraruši, but somehow differently.

Well yes :
to this:
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The essence of the text is that in the spring the mouse nurses flooded, the mice flooded, and the birds began to throw stones on them from the clove to get a blow.
Well, and the heroes of the text, say, caught the yoghurt out of the water, planted him and he was still sitting in the boat.
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A lovely children’s story.
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Did you read Bianchi when you were a child? "Mouse Peak" - you are here and the genocide of mice by children, and goats, knotted on branches, and mice with broken ribs at the owl in the hole, flesh-blood-intestines.
If, of course, look for these intestines specifically and pay special attention to them. And if not to look, then this kind of childhood story about the living nature is normal. Sabbath is the same.

by Marinalevy
I hurt. Bronchite, accompanied by just a fantastic male bass. I get upset when I start talking.
Called on the home phone.
“Allow me,” I said with a chubby bass.
I asked to call my wife on the phone.
“I’m a wife,” I answered by bass.
They were silent a little while on the phone, and then they said they didn’t condemn my way of life.
This conversation was interrupted, as I began to roast (by bass) in a completely uncultural way, and then to cough wildly.
I never knew what they needed from my wife.

Sauron’s Eye banned in Moscow because it’s burning