The status of a friend in aske: "Why are cats cute? We opened 13 pieces, but we never found a response..."

I have such a disappointment that those schoolchildren who sat on the tower a lot and often, entered, and now most of the quotes are about the beginning of studies in the university...

Never repeat my sad experience. Yesterday, in order not to distract me from the post on the forum, I changed the status in the ace to N/A. The driver worked. Even, monstrously to say, overstated (literally):
"Shalava, Tobolsk (21:17:54 5/09/2008)
Hi you sweet! Not written for a long time! How are you there without me? Did you get the girl?
pelik911 (21:17:54 5/09/2008)
Hi, Shalawa, Tobolsk, I am not available yet. When I come back, I will inform you immediately.
Shalawa, Tobolsk (21:18:19 5/09/2008)
Bl@d did not expect from you the gnida went nach@y!"
I almost cried...

(After the blue)
I recognized your yesterday’s repertoire (ROFL)
2nd?
That is the first song...
1: "I was ready to kiss the pessarook....
2 of 2 😉
The second one in French.
2nd :?? to
1: Taxi Driver
I fucking don’t know French!

A acquaintance told me. He works in an insurance company.
The man comes to him and says: I want to insure my life and health. Tell me what, what conditions?

Well, a friend explained everything to him thoroughly, he said that in principle everything is wonderful, type, agree
Well, friend, he says, well, fill out the questionnaire...

Chel fills, gives a friend, he looks at his name - Kenny.

Just as it didn’t become of itself...

I am tired from work. In front of the leaves somewhat unusual flying... stopped in the aquarium, here is the fox in front of the anomaly!! to

I don’t play at Stalker anymore.

The Gremlyk:
Autumn has arrived. I am wearing a coat.
No one gives me my roses.

Sam: If you’re such a crazy admin, you know everything.
In all areas. Tell me what temperature is.
the saturated steam in the nuclear reactor RBMK-1000???? to
Family: 284
Sam: I understand that the search runs, but you are a maniac!

XXX is
I want to have sex here.

YYYY
To be...true? This is the first time I hear 😉

XXX is
They are funny, and if I were to fly for the last time, I would have already given birth and grown up.

From the browser game Heroes of M&M:

You saw the tracks leading to the camp of the Peasants (25 pieces).It’s hard to guess, they have 67 gold.

Of course, only a fool will not guess that 25 peasants hold exactly 67 gold...

In the gastronomy:
Give a bottle of vodka and a bottle.
What kind of baton do you have? The cut?
No foolishness, smoothness

I rented a room in an apartment with an Azerbaijani family. People are very decent, behave quietly, but the joke is not that. They, in order to disassemble the hole on the balcony decided, I quote "to hire any hole"....

<^koketka^> and what is the name of the 2 part of the man by education?
<^koketka^> and who has one?
<{Goblin}> Do you need a man?and :)
<{Goblin}> I will go
<{Goblin}> :)
<^koketka^> need a movie
<{Goblin}> well and movie

Vladlena (14:59:03 12/09/2008)
We are playing a game!! Describe me in one word (but only one), send it to me, and send this letter to others and you will see how many strange things people will say about you (only be sure to answer).! to

>Sadisto< (15:00:24 12/09/2008)
Toughened Laminated Safety Glass

Vladlena (15:01:19 12/09/2008)
You were Ohuel?

>Sadisto< (15:02:38 12/09/2008)
You send this message to 10 of your friends and in a minute you will lose 10 of your friends. If you don’t send this message within 10 minutes, you’ll have your legs rotten. And then the hands. I can’t go back, I can’t because I don’t want my legs to break down. This is the purest truth. One girl did not believe and died, and her whole family died, and the cat died and the dog too. And I burned her house.

= How is what you do?
and norm. I sit there fucking crazy to eat.
“Dick, go and do what?
Lenin does not allow.

10 minutes later.

Would you still sit hungry? :D
and nona. I almost got an unreal sandwich!
Now go to Hawaii for breakfast.
I just painted it in painting.

goodmAn (11:39:11 11/09/2008)
Pizdzz, in contact to all the messages answered, on the forum in all the topics signed off, in the mail all the spam removed / on all the emails replied, in asskoe no one writes, still sleep march, - and what now to do? Do you work???? to

Here are the words of a wonderful employee. There are almost no signs of interpenetration, as he speaks without them.)))

1st Where I am
2nd I am with him.
Three Threefold Five
4 is I have a daddy.
5 is I have a lot everywhere.
6 is What are you what
7 is The opposite
8 is Once a year every year
9 is I was infected by 2 graduate students (about the fascination of playing Carmagedon 10 years ago)
10 is I sneaked under the table.
11 is Commercial dog (about the icon "@")
12 is Think about the subject.
Thirteen Time to open the nails (on opening the windows from winter)
14 is Shell under the shirt (that is, first he ate once the pelmeni, then the silk under the shirt)
15 is I have eyes on the side.
16 is We drove far and then to the right.
17th There is no Friday this week, Thursday is the extreme day (for the upcoming holidays)
18 is Names changed with documents.
19 is I don’t remember which city, which country, and I don’t remember what.
20 is I change my legs, but I don’t remember which one.
21 is The Spirit Moves
22nd I have included my "pi" (about the "unprinted signs" button in word)
23nd Is it like it is written on the disc? I think one letter is English and the rest is Russian.
24 is While I paint the other side, I have time to paint the other side.

XXX is
I don’t know where to buy a CR license.

JlaHceJloT: Call him
Vampirka: Yeah he doesn’t take :(
JlaHceJloT: Give it better!! to
Vampirka: Fuck, the phone doesn’t take, the pervert...

I love the sardines.
XXXX: In the sense there is +)
Yyy: and in what sense can you still love sardines? ))))))
The xxx:
You can still throw them. A duel on sardines. play in the likeness of the "cities" using instead of a boycott - a baton. They can also lay on the carpet some nasty word, which is impressed to death as the sardines rot. Even on the sandwiches you can write scrolls for exams - if sho - you can drive that you were hungry in the middle of the exam. The contemplation of a sardine in its pure form is harsher than the contemplation of a flame or running water. Sraardelks as a building material - easily tramped into impenetrable walls from damned enemies. You can use sardines instead of expander. pushing a miniature chamber into the sardine - gastroscopy becomes not only a procedure but also breakfast. Similarly, the sardines can be used as brushes for rolling heavy cargo. The theory of the creation of the world from the sardine is not in any way contrary to the religion of the Pastagarians, so you can also not discard this option and dare to worship the sardine as a god. by drawing on the sardines, you can play scenes from your favorite series or movies, or simply use them as dolls for young children. Here is. I just like to eat sandwiches.