The security guard asks to change the page from a portrait to an album in the document.
I came and changed. Asks where to press, I show - "Page tagging - Orientation".
He says he saw it, but was afraid to press something that could change the orientation))))

Communication with the employer:
Q: When should it be ready?
We are not burning. At least tomorrow, at least now.

The famous French actress and singer Catherine Denev and another 99 French women supported the right of the strong half of mankind to adhere to women against the background of the harassment scandal in the cultural industry.

She reminded me of an old joke:
A maniac runs into the bus: I will rape everyone!
Do not touch the elderly.
Grandma: I said everyone, I mean everyone!

We all mock each other (and about the colourful grandmother's shirts as well), only if others are brave enough to either answer something, or laugh at themselves with everyone, then this comrade perceives any harmless joke as an insult.

Do you all lack the mind just to stop slandering someone who doesn’t have a sense of humor? Well seriously, you are on the same wave, you have fun, and the comrade is offended. Well, hustle and joke on in your company, and communicate with him neutrally, is it so difficult?

Prepared meals: 1000+ times
Drawed by: 0

Oh shit though! I should have done at least one, but I did.

You’ll make a joke, they’ll ask you: Where’s the lopata?

Here is she!

The Short Speech

The "hole coffin" is a hat with a mosquito grid of the color of the ohra, and not a wonderful ten out of ten protons at all.

Moreover, the stock is "healthy", and the whole effect disappears immediately. With respect, the grammar center.

Den Stranger: There is such an anime, "Satan in the work". There, the highest demon expelled to Earth and deprived of the power to regain his position begins to work at McDonald's.
Den Stranger: Naturally, for the development of the network and the fight against competitors (such as KFC) he uses all the methods and knowledge available to him there.
Stranger: So what am I? Looking at the KFC advertisement, where old, crazy, brain-eating, pop songs began to be used, I slowly come to the following opinion.
Den Stranger: The competitors have moved him to themselves.

Vulnerability of Processors:

XXX: Yummy
I get lost between panic and hitting the problem as too boring lately.

YYY: If you are not an accountant of a megacorporation, and your computer is not a server machine, then you can relax.

zzz: You’ve already stolen a soft sign, I’d be worried.

The news:
Nissan has developed a Brain-to-Vehicle system that reads the driver's "brain waves", anticipating his manoeuvres and speeding up the car's response time to them.

The commentary:
set up such a system. I saw a beautiful girl on the sidewalk and the cape stood up.

Inni suited a wonderful neologism "blyatiful".
On board the sudden 32? Blyatiful!
Broke a bus that runs every half an hour, and around it is not summer? Blyatiful!
The neighbor decided to perform solo on a perforator in the morning of the weekend? Blyatiful!
Have your favourite series ever melted into a dull smell? Blyatiful!
In the local hypermarket works one box of a couple of dozens? Blyatiful!
Examples, I do not believe. A good neologism. I will use.

If the Eternal Fire has shaken on the Red Square, it means that the gas has been pumped into the tanks of another company of fireworks, which contain Lenin in the labyrinths under the mausoleum.

Thinking with your head?

Horribly interested in such a question, here we wrote a lot of everything about abortions, prevention, etc., but I don't understand you, is it not wonderful when a child is born?

My husband and I only got on our feet after 30 to provide for the future child. Before that, they studied, worked, re-studyed and received additional certifications to be confident in their future for at least the next few years. Would you advise us not to be protected and/or not to have an abortion during the hungry student years? Would you feed my child too?

I read the story of a girl who wants to marry a rich and beautiful man.

Everyone wants to marry a rich and beautiful man.

Even the rich and beautiful person wants to marry a rich and beautiful person.

here here :

For example, in school, while girls were taught to cook, we were taught to make scissors for scissors. Since then I have:
Prepared meals: 1000+ times
Drawed by: 0
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The Voot. A could have.

Consider with a friend a photo with the inscription on the asphalt "Skatina! You won’t find any better."
I ask her, “How is it right: "Lud’s" or "Lud’s"?”
(Friend, I am sure): It is better.
(I, after a pathetic Facebook spam): Right through the letter "ch"...
(Friend, sincerely surprised): Luce? to

And we gave birth to our first child in 1992, when everything around breathed confidence in the future, and money and other certificates provided unshakable reliability. And nothing, the guy grew full, dressed and quite happy, earning (in the form of prizes at the Olympics) began years with 14, grew up quite independent, now works in the notorious factory and became already the head of the design department.

I am older than your son for a year, and I also went to work with 14 (a second seller on the clothing market on the weekend). Growing up full, dressed, and quite happy, childhood is not so easy to ruin. But the money, even with consideration of the work, was enough. Among the saddest consequences of this shortage are terrible knee pain and cramping at age 27, because at one time there was no money for surgery. Not so clearly, so briefly.

Congregatio: "It is difficult to consider as the onset of the future the all-planetary triumph of pocket microelectronics, when the hyper drive and apples were expected on Mars" Listen, and let us remember this most fantastic in terms of people's lives. Somewhere, was it like apples on Mars, intergalactic ships in space - and on Earth at this time, disc phones, cell phones and computers from the room? In most of the works - while space ships roam the vastness of the universe, the captain of the house is awaited by a wife who helps cook a smart kitchen, children who play with the robot, and colleagues who connect with each other on a fantastic skype and fly on a flyer outside the city for a picnic. And the captain himself, arriving on Mars, does not wash his clothes, saving water, but enters the room of a Martian hotel and takes a comfortable shower, and then sits down to watch the news from Earth for the Martian lunch.

zybrnj1: a enters the room of a Martian hotel and takes a comfortable ionic shower

iosipboroda: "Ion supply disconnected due to prevention on the ion pipeline until July 15. With respect, Ionocanal"

silver bird: I am very grateful for the modern trend of stupidity, passivity and ignorance :) Because it allows me to see with my own eyes teenagers gathering together in order to see on a tablet a scientific video about the climate of Saturn out of a sense of protest.

Culinary for all

At the age of 30, I had to learn to cook from scratch. The Meat? We didn’t smell it in the 90s. The salad? Three ha-ha As a child, I was elegantly able to cook five dishes from one lens and fire the cabbage without oil, clean and cook the cow's rye and rub the radish. In a normal, peaceful and secure life somehow did not use these unique culinary skills.

A colleague asks: Did you have adjustment accidents?