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[17:04:57] yyy: undu?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
[17:05:18] yyyy: is it a wise man?
[17:05:24] yyy: ret?
[17:05:42] yyy: that is what?
[17:05:47] yyy: s?? to

That’s how bold it should be for a girl who slept with three men for two months and went with a fourth, to persuade me that in seven years after my divorce I had even four girls and to call me a cowboy!! to

Mostly dissatisfied people are upset about the fact that there are satisfied people who do not want to grumble.

X: Tell me how it all went. and :)
YYY: In short, Grey in its repertoire.
We gave him an ultimatum. If there is no vodka on DR - we will not come, and let him use his own yogurt deciliters.
And what do you think? He says, OK, vodka will be, we all came to him in the house, and there...
A covered table. salads, all the smoothies, shakes on shampoos to mangal are already carried.
The Yogurt! But not Tom!
YYY: The juice! 10-20 liters of all the juices I know. Orange, apple, pear, pineapple, carrots, strawberries, syrups of all kinds, such as spinach, chocolate, etc. and etc.
A litre bottle of vodka for 10 people.
Today is a cocktail party! Here we paid attention to a large number of measuring glasses. In short, we all night gambling cocktails of various juices, syrups and alcoholic beverages (he also brought out vodka, armaniak and martini when he saw that we would soon kill him :)
But nobody ate, and they joined for six months ahead. So, Serega, the shit, in your repertoire :)

Last year a colleague wrote a report on the exercises carried out. He is a former military and therefore can write such reports (how many forces are involved, where, what, when, how much is done, etc.). Report was written. sent to Moscow. The answer came (happiness suck): "There is no artistic style of exhibition!". What to do...? He creates a clean document and begins to write in a new way: "In the harsh sky the stars quietly extinguish. Over the zone of manoeuvres was thickness, opaque fog..." and so on. In this style.

"I am compared to your former hamster! I need to lose weight!" said to me a girl whose weight is 46 kilograms. Girls are strange creatures.

The fool is cared for, the fool is carefully raised, the fool is fertilized... The fool has become the norm, a little more – and the fool will become an ideal, and the doctor of philosophy will be led around him by enthusiastic chordists. And the newspapers are running chords now. How beautiful you are, fool! Oh, how healthy and healthy you are, fool! Oh, how optimistic you are, fool, and how stupid, smart you are, what a subtle sense of humor you have, and how skillfully you solve crosswords! You, most importantly, just do not worry, fool, everything is so good, everything is so great, and science at your service, fool, and literature, so that you can have fun, fool, and nothing to think about... And all the harmful influencing hooligans and skeptics we and you, fool, will disperse (with you, do not disperse!) is

The Strugacki brothers.

Passport girl (DP): what doesn’t please you?
Y: You wrote to me in my new passport the place of birth of the Republic of Tajikistan, then (in the 73rd) it was called the Tajik SSR. I will all be considered a gastroenterologist, and I have lived there for two months.
DP: Go away from here, we have come and the rights are kicked.

XXX: Maybe we won’t have fun yet?
Make a kefir party.
XXX: Crazy Chess Fights
XXX: ugar dances under the hits of Baskov
XXX: Yes little we can - young and untouched

“Moscow... I eat, I have cut, I have smashed, I have roasted. I had to open the door :) Apologies for a long time. Oh, what undisciplined drivers are" - complains Nikolai Valuev on Twitter.

XXX: I will take a turtle
xxx: I will attach a piece of fur to her armor and I will smooth her

A three-year-old son asks his mother (she is pregnant), when the doll is born, will the stomach become small?
Then he looks at me sadly and says that Daddy’s stomach will not be small. Never ever!

Lübeck* (15:54:17 16/10/2012)
What did you think about again?)
Marat (15:54:45 16/10/2012)
of good life.
Marat (15:54:50 16/10/2012)
What I say
Marat (15:55:13 16/10/2012)
I think I would fuck you.

>> I’m tired of talking about the Post... Respect the work of others.

How can we respect someone else’s work, if the results of this work are either zero or wait for months? Do not like the salary - change the job, or demand a promotion from the boss! Maybe then you will be raised (although not the fact that you will work better from this), or you will be pushed out, and for a higher salary will be hired someone better. The Russian Post is a monopoly. And it’s not the fault of customers that you’re paying too little, and that’s why you work stupidly. You are so poor, they are screaming at you. And how can you not scream if many people are crashing their plans because of your hideous work? We should be sorry for you, but who will be sorry for us?

Rastamaniac (22:55:26 16/10/2012)
When cats are hungry:
O great master, we love you so much! You are the best, the most wonderful! Now we’re going to squeeze you, we’re going to squeeze you, we’re going to make your moustaches, if only you’re happy!

When they are filled:
- Fuck you who's that bigger, and fuck up from our couch >:

XXX: I have an idea in my head.
Going off the bridge?
XXX: I want to jump from the tarzanka or as it is called from the bridge shorter

What do you think about the fact that boys help their girls wear women’s bags?
YYY: I feel good. It is immediately apparent that the man is a sword, your personal
zzz: Definitely a hopic look in a couple where a boy pulls a female bag. I have seen many of these in my hometown. Abbas, a haircut under the jewel, next to the lady is also clear. She walks on the promenade and he carries her bag. The type of man is not just that, but the sword, his own. You can write more on it for a loud effect, so that all the calves in the district know that the man is busy.

From Felix Baumgartner’s Twitter:
“I persuade Red Bull to let Justin Bieber break my record. Without a parachute.

JR

A letter came to the work mail (response from the warehouse) - rubbed all the office!

sent to:
Who: Warehouse Manager
Posts Tagged: fucking fuck
Text: In stock only 2 models of freezers, you are crazy and there you manage to reassort
HP XX instead of YYY freezer (model) 1pcs
Freezer ZZZ (other model) 1st

Response to Warehouse:

"Fuck the fuck
Vitaly is not allowed.
2 types of freezers
Fuck, and here the side sits.
Peresort I confirm and publicly swear to everyone
I search for the guilty, I shoot, I take it."

On the way to our warehouse poets work, fucking =)))

With female flour when choosing cosmetics can be compared only male stupor in the wine department.