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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №119033
 02.10.2015
Zuka: Nothing in the morning encourages you to do work as a boss who is out of vacation.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №119032
 02.10.2015
I think it is worth noting in the body of the letter to the Customer that the sent version of the agreement is the twelfth damnation.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №119031
 02.10.2015
Xxx: I love you
very strongly
Yyy: Tired of listening I love and then I went on and then I love again
Xxx: Go to

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №119030
 02.10.2015
and Glamych:
I’m looking forward to Chrome vs FF.

by Windermere:
He will not be. We are adults and we are not conducted to such primitive provocations. Let’s just say Firefox is better and let’s go on our business.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №119029
 02.10.2015
xxx: a wire from the epicenter in one hand pack with all sorts of pieces for repair, in the other - several long profiles for tiles (such long pieces that are uncomfortable to carry)
A woman approaches me and gives me a newspaper.
I think in the teeth. Put me in the teeth this newspaper, shit!

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №119028
 02.10.2015
Yesterday I went to the lake with my wife. Ballet is a celebration.
For me it is a funeral.
I did not understand...
Brežnev... Andropov... Chernenko...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №119027
 02.10.2015
What are you doing?
Zero is divided.
The Mathematics?
Three kilometers of cable were stolen.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №119026
 02.10.2015
YYY :
Do not be wise!! When I write something, I write without a back-thinking, and believe me, most of my friends reading, too, don’t see it!
You will forever fall...
XXX is:
You will come.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №119025
 02.10.2015
The best way to make the image of a Negro sharp is to make them sharp ears.

Hop - and they are no longer blacks, but dark elves. And the elves.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №119024
 02.10.2015
The weather has changed sharply, instead of baby summer - a boring autumn. From time to time there is a small rain on the street.
Fuck, this weather is as variable as a woman’s mood during...
YYY: The life!

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №119023
 02.10.2015
The Ukrainian Foreign Ministry has demanded from Moscow public assurance that Russia will not use armed forces against Kiev.

Ukraine for a year and a half claims that it is fighting with the Russian Federation, with the help of Facebook interrupted hundreds of thousands of Russian military, and here on you, they are asking not to introduce troops to them! You either wear cowards or take off the cross.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №119022
 02.10.2015
I said, “Stop” and not “Stop!”

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №119021
 02.10.2015
The Frederick Broche Experiment

Recently, a wine tasting was held in Boston, in which the famous cognizants of this drink took part. The rules of wine tasting were very simple. Twenty-five of the best wines, the price of which should not exceed twelve dollars, were bought in a regular store in Boston. Later, a group of experts on the assessment of red and white wines was compiled, who were to blindly identify the best wine of the presented wines.

The winner was the cheapest wine. This once again confirms that wine tasters and wine critics are a myth. According to the results of the analysis of the responses of experts, it was revealed that all tasters chose the wine that they simply liked the most in taste. Here are the experts.

By the way, in 2001, Frederick Broche of the University of Bordeaux, conducted two separate and very demonstrative experiments on degusters. In the first test, Broche invited 57 experts and asked them to describe their impressions of only two wines.

In front of the experts stood two glasses, with white and red wine. The trick was that there was no red wine, in fact it was the same white wine, painted with a food dye. But this did not prevent experts from describing “red wine” in the language they usually use to describe red wines.

One of the experts highly appreciated his “jamminess”, and the other even “feeled” “the crushed red fruits.” Nobody noticed that it was actually white wine!!! to

Broche’s second experiment turned out to be even more deadly for critics. He took the usual Bordeaux and poured it into two different bottles with different labels. One bottle was “grand-crew” and the other was ordinary dining wine.

Despite the fact that they actually drank the same wine, experts assessed them differently. “Gran Krau” was “pleasant, wooden, complex, balanced and overwhelming,” and the dining room was, according to experts, “weak, tasteless, unsaturated, simple.”

At the same time, most did not even recommend "table" wine for use.
Experts - indicators of fashion and their taste is no different from the taste of an ordinary person. People just want to listen to someone’s opinion, for this there is an “expert.”

The question is, are there “experts”? Or it’s just the opinion of an authority. In other words, we are different people, and our tastes vary as much as the brands of cheap wine, somebody likes them and somebody doesn’t.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №119020
 02.10.2015
Beautiful strangers are beautiful yet strangers.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №119019
 02.10.2015
fintar: well a little later, I'm still not so dumb to pick-up to read fresh)
I am reading fresh.
Fintech: the head can be broken by Facebook.
Corsa: and judging by what you throw away from me, it is no different from the hot.
finear: well because the hot is a subset of the fresh)
The smell of Matan
Sorry, I’m by chance.

[ + 8 - ] Comment quote №119018
 02.10.2015
by 18446! Mary, is it you? Stop building an alpha woman! We all know that you can’t be friends and especially love. You need an athlete. And, to solve the trouble with a scar in the vagina, maybe then you will experience an orgasm. Success to everyone who has it!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №119017
 02.10.2015
About ISIS bombing by Russian troops and Ukrainian claims:
Barkas: The Khokhls are just afraid that the whole world will see it like this when Russia introduces its troops and stop believing them

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №119016
 02.10.2015
What about an Indian actor?
The Indian actor is able to dance the desired color.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №119015
 02.10.2015
Meanwhile, new sensational information comes from Mars:
(Photo: two fighting storms in uniform in the desert, a tank in the background)

Yuri> Storms found vodka on Mars?! to
Andrei> I have to say yes
Sandro> liquid that is characteristic!
Vladimir> Storms found a tank there. Do you not see?
Grandfather> Storms on the tank found Mars.
Dmitry> That is not the water was??? What a pass 😉

[ + 16 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №119014
 01.10.2015
Dear acquaintances, who at the meeting say to me, "I haven't seen you for a hundred years. “How fat you are...”
You also go on...

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