And have you noticed that the closer the story to the definition of “full... cape”, the more funny it turns out in the future? A long-distance driver told me a similar story. I fully understand that despite the Soviet times, after this story, in the first church found, he put the thickest candle that could only be bought there. Further on behalf of the author.

I drove in the autumn, carrying a fifth from western Ukraine. And although the trailer was stuck under the bandage, it was only 2 tons. And the tractor I have 7 tons and the trailer 7 tons - you can say I go empty, there is no weight. I pass through the crossing and begin to slowly descend. But before the break, the temperature was plus, and after the break already minus. And somehow I did not notice it immediately. Here I see, below, with the motorcycle of Vitsyn, by which Nikulin and Morgunov in the "Caucasian Prisoner" stopped the car, the haishnik mosquitoes, squeezes with a rod, stops me. Well, I start pressing the brakes, and then I realize that the road is covered with ice, and I can’t stop. But everything turned out to be not so bad, I started by pressing the brakes slowly towards the side of the trailer to remove, and as a result, shortly before the hovercraft caught me on the whole side to the snowed slope. He got out of the swarm, which he had already managed to jump into when he saw an approaching... long-range, and approached me. He says, says, no need to go further, very slippery. There will soon be a geological tractor on the hooks, and it will hold me down. I smoked, and the truck came in. A guy sits in the lounge, promising a seamless descent. He grabbed me behind the trailer with a tank wire – his left hook behind my right and we moved slowly down. We go, we go, and here I understand that somehow we are already going. I look in the left mirror, I can’t see the trailer. I look to the right, and he’s standing next to me. And then I begin to understand: I have a fur with a trailer and a load of 16 tons, and this tractor is good if 5. For some time he was relying on his trams, but 16 tons of it was spread side by side at the expense of the diagonal wire. And on the side he turned out to be on skis, and here on these skis he began to overtake me. But I can't let him overtake me, he's stuck with a rope - he can remove my trailer to the side, and then we will have fun. I press the gas, and I start bypassing it. I think I’ll shake a little, maybe I’ll shake it up. I added gas, went around, pulled. He disappeared on the right... on the left began to circle me on the slides. Everything would be fine, but this descent ends with a pretty steep twist and bridge. And right there not to drive, but to fly, and to fly long. But nothing to do, I pull it further, and so left-to-right and back-to-back I move it. The fate was merciful, before the very turn I dropped him so much that he flew into the cove, and I bowed them in the snow and the ground. It was good, I thought the clutch would break. When the car stopped, I was sitting with my back in the front glass, holding the steering wheel with my hands – it threw me out there. There is silence, the birds sing. Well, there are no singing birds there in the winter, but they still sing in the head. I slowly pull out of the cabin and go to the truck. I called the driver several times, but he did not respond. Well, I go up the top, look at him in the lookout, and the fresh snow nearby compared to his face seems quite black. And he can’t talk somehow, only agreeing and cuddling. Well, I removed his rope, thanked him and turned him onto the bridge. And he, it seems, right down the road through the hill dragged into his standing ground - in any case, no long-range he seems to be going down any more.

- Vasily Ivanovich, how is "breast" written, through "t" or "d"?
Write it straightforwardly, Petka: “sicks.”
So why did I defend the Sixky revolution?! to

Yesterday I broke up the roof of a building built by my grandfather.
Father's comment after removing the shiffer:
This roof is not just made of shit, it is made of multi-layer wood.

News on the track:
The company "Kaspersky Lab" is developing an operating system".

...

ColobokShmolobok
The name is LabCASOS.

Karganeth
OSLEC is the operating system of Evgeny Kaspersky Lab.
It sounds!

Do you know what a curve is?
1: Power without Google
Is this not an ambulance for the curves?
1: I guessed
Does that mean I’m gay?
2 is genius?
2 is late, right?

December 21 - it is Friday!That is, a week will have to smell, and by the weekend the world will end!!!It will not start in the morning, but after 6 p.m. Why is there no apocalypse on Mondays???? to

The country of idiots!
I go to work every day by electric. There were six cars before. People were filled in them like a puddle in a bank. Everyone was naturally upset. They wrote complaints. Since the first day of October, the railroad has increased and added 2 cars. People were delighted at the beginning. But it was not here. The electricity does not fit on the platform. Now the passengers of the first and last wagon have to jump from the stairs straight into the bushes.

He watched the news tape on NTV. The headline of the news - "Grip begins an offensive on children", and underneath it a photo of Onishchenko, putting a candle in the church...

Why do you call him a witch?
YYY: Yes, we went to nature shortly, there to give nearby. We lie on the tents, try to fall asleep, and there the saucer lays. And then Saniek gives out: - Whatever you fall the voice to yourself broke up. The shovel goes to a crisp layer, in a minute it gets stuck. And then we were lying for an hour without a single noise, or will little of us still be cursed.

Max: Announcement: "Sold for 30 thousand tons. Everything is normal! Machine name: MICROSOF-C8FF86"
Serabass: It is OK
Serabass: a Working Group
The computer in the living room would still write.
Serabass: Yes
Serabass: Andrei's computer ©

Gifts, how are you doing?
- No, I ate yesterday... to die a wishes... and today for a lecture for an hour of the day.
Fuck me, fuck me, take the lesson.
I just want to read a lecture...

You can try your luck"
and" the downturn No happiness will endure my torture"

The son does "Preparation for the EEG. The literature. Three classes"
Question: By what characteristics is the work - "The Tale of King Saltan" a fairy tale?
One of the correct answers is that in it the good triumphs over the evil.

This admin...

I work with admin.
I understood that it was time to tie when, going into the shower, by habit, I grabbed a pack with a clamp, connectors instead of a pack with soap and soap.

Fuck... well, in your opinion, the administrator must chase with the screw and connectors for all the days... Well, once did the admin... And with the screw you are not the administrator, but the CONNECTOR!!! to

xxx:Yesterday the chip was.I put on the high temperature washing machine dofeihua things;there was my red bike, it turned out that at high temperature it is painted.In short,I am a proud owner
pink socks, pink caresses, black and pink towels and jeans in the style of a blue gepard jacket.Lesha was afraid to imagine what would be if he threw his clothes as he wanted.
YYYYYYYYYYYYY))

Sokol13: the help guy
Socrates 13: Short
Sokol13: I have a stalk in the stall
sokol13: I load the storage and literally die in two seconds
Patrick Hunt: Download and quickly drop all the artifacts.
Sokol13: Listen, I now have almost maximum radiation
Sokol13: What to do?
Patrick Hunt: Drink vodka, eat sausage.
Chapter 13: The Fuck
Sokol13: I have neither the one nor the other
sokol13: the whole refrigerator interrupted
Patrick Hunt: Fool, drink vodka and eat sausage in the game!

We all accept licensing agreements as they are.

Forest, dedication to the first students of Mehmat MGU. Organizers in different locations are negotiating on a racial basis.
Ruslan is reception. I need bracelets for the first-country, we are done!
The reception...
Do you hear? The bracelets are over.
What other bracelets? I have no bracelets.
What kind of nonsense is that? You are leading them! They all have you! Where are you now?
I have nothing. I sit in the camp.
You are one of the main organizers.
I am a doctor, not an org.
What kind of doctor? I need a Ruslan-org, not a Ruslan-medic!
I am not Ruslan. I am bored too.
and Ruslan!by 11

Film search, trade "Christophe Walz as Gorbachev".

I respect Waltz, but Gorbachev... I don’t even imagine!
Is it so difficult for them to call the roles of Russian actors? It would be cheaper than Western stars.
NNN: I do not want to be with you, Serezha Bezrukov would be able to cope with the hurr!)

A four-month-old cat stopped passing under the closet. Now, he only puts his head under the closet and feels safe.