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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №124054
 06.02.2016
You go here all of the meat and think that dohuya is intelligent, and the cockroaches themselves live in the head and form a personality (c)TO420

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №124053
 06.02.2016
Supplement to Nobility Trolling (or Fairy Dumbness) 19512
To horror borrowed people who are not ready to take responsibility for their actions. Especially young breeders who pay alimony to the trailer. For some reason, they regularly sit on my ears on the subject, what a bad ex, requires money for a child, and now to earn how hard.
The Dear! What did you think when you cut your sauce? Yes, women are different. But you didn’t sleep with her on your first date, right? Did you know you need to be protected? Did you know that there are children from sex?
Did you not see that she wasn’t going to live with you? By the way, this is a separate topic. Children should be given after the wedding. And yes, when you know exactly that you both want it. To marry a woman who fled from you is pretty stupid. But you don’t think about it, of course. You just swallow the sausage, and then say, “Ups, an unexpected.” One thing is unclear: what are you complaining about now? Yes, you don’t need food for FIG. When choosing a husband, I will choose one who doesn’t have a trailer – I don’t want to pay someone else’s child. Yes, you are now difficult, and your former goat. Where did you look before?
and etc.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №124052
 06.02.2016
The kids are so funny.)
The daughter is pleased that she reached her right ear with her right hand and threw her through her neck. I advised her to bite myself for the elbow - I sit, I enjoy the most interesting show=)))
You are sadistic :(
Alcatel: I'll grow up - I'll tell you that you can put a light bulb in your mouth
Tagged with: facepalm

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №124051
 06.02.2016
Another blocking of websites.
Why not block the internet right away?
BBB: Everything has its time, everything has its time.
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zzz: - What I love about such discussions is the opportunity to get to know a couple of new pirate sites. You can see where content is better.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №124050
 06.02.2016
I dropped the needle, I’ll look for it tomorrow.
I: You will forget tomorrow.
I remember it for a week.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №124049
 06.02.2016
Advertising genius, their mother.
"Soon warming, short hair loss"
And on the banner are depicted male hairy legs!

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №124048
 06.02.2016
here here :

Here and become all for women so stunning outwardly or at least charismatically that they only for the sake of sex with you and clothes scattered and purchased watches.

Take the example of Sandy. The clock that his wife gave him.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №124047
 06.02.2016
Half of sleep:
Put a bottle...
I am :
Two and a half liters?

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №124046
 06.02.2016
The 27-year-old Italian actor Raphael Schumacher fell into a coma during the show Mirages. Someone moved the box on which Schumacher stood in the hanging scene, the loop on his neck turned out to be real. On Thursday, February 4, doctors conducted a six-hour procedure to confirm Schumacher's brain death.

Bloody_icon: It's not a profession, just they were attacked by the disease: (link to the news "The former head of the Formula 1 team "Ferrari" told about the state of health of the legendary driver Michael Schumacher. He said he had nothing to please fans")

Congregatio: It feels like some Schumacher is being hunted by the T-1000...

[ + 18 - ] [11 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №124045
 06.02.2016
(from the corporate chat)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
yyy: Sometimes it seems to me that if I'm going to stand dumb at the Winter Palace in Peter, then I'll be able to catch up in the Novosibirsk office))
xxx: AGA - the men so in the 17th stood - the whole country was cut off

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №124044
 06.02.2016
It was a dream and you split.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №124043
 06.02.2016
Having lived in multinational Canada for more than 20 years, today made a rather unexpected discovery for himself.
During the break, a workmate sits next to me; also an immigrant who was born and raised in Iran.
He gets his lunch, and in the glass bowl he finds some painfully familiar mass of green-white color.
Unable to endure, I asked:
Did you cook it yourself?
Yes, he is answering.
What is there with you? Eggs, mayonnaise and potatoes.
Yes, eggs, mayonnaise, potatoes and chicken. When I was a kid, my mother cooked it all the time, and I helped her to cut.
How is it called in Iran?
Olivia was the answer.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №124042
 06.02.2016
Why do our officials teach children abroad, store money there, buy real estate, but do not live there?
There is no Russian justice.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №124041
 06.02.2016
How is it?
The pain of lemon.
What kind of pain?
It hurts Lemmy. You are the expression of the village!! to
...
And only half an hour later I realized that it was more or less...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №124040
 06.02.2016
I interviewed for the first time in many years. She was worried, and wanted everything to go seriously and correctly.
And the guy began to tell about their service called "X#y", how he fell and how they raised this x#y.

The question. For what?? to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №124039
 06.02.2016
From the discussion of the incident on the local forum:
xxx is spy. Don't go to my grandmother, I'll go away from this dirty belt in advance.
YYY : in advance? Do you beat yourself on the eggs? ? ?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №124038
 06.02.2016
In vain, other brave men strive to distant countries, in search of unknown dangers. It is enough to just go out and get in the eyes of the city, because there is nothing more dangerous and unimaginable than the world of Russian law.
F. N. Plevako

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №124037
 06.02.2016
XXX: More pigs on the balcony to grow thought...
Yyy: In the 90s it was quite practiced, only not on the balcony, but in the bathroom.
XXX is also an option. Although the bath and I used it in my time... to check and subsequently add home-made winter shades. I remember the quiet voice of a wife behind her back: "Well, how is it?"

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №124036
 06.02.2016
From Hicktime, comments to the article “5 facts about Wikipedia that you didn’t know”:
xxx: The poll lacks the option "I only participate in the war of law" ;)
YYY: My brother died in this war.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №124035
 06.02.2016
here here.

Of course, this option is not free - the possibility of accidental damage is already included in the price of products. So we touched and we will touch, because we were paid for it.
....................
Just like cleaning the elevator in the tariffs. We sweat and we sweat. is paid.

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