She says, “Get up the couch!
What would you do without us men?
They would have invented robots :-R
He: Well of course! If there are a couple more female scientists, I will not recall female inventors.
She: What about Gaia?! to

What is Chinese engineering thinking?! to
All in order:
Lazai means on the Chinese online magazine in search of spy cameras, well, the pen there, the clock with hidden cameras I study... I look - I don't believe my eyes, the strangest copy:
Camera masked under a cell phone!! to

And what is characteristic, the camera is in the place where it is usually, and you can call the gadget.

Wed'mo4ka: our teacher was sick for the first 2.5 weeks and we were replaced by a fun grandmother.. we learned that we are 5 civilization on the planet, and the steepest was the third, they were earth-water, and before people had a third eye, and now the era of the waterman, and life in the era of the waterman is complex... microeconomics, shorter)
TaнюFFka: O_o ask to remove that she smokes O_o

Irina (00:04:15 7/10/2011)
The hell has ruined all my plans for the weekend.
Leon (00:04:40 7/10/2011)
Probably not from the nose.

Emc2: A neighbor's new sympathetic a week ago asked the fan to repair. I picked up a friend of electronics. He returned as he did. Then they were according to the same scheme: oak, mobile and heels on shoes. Today I invited Winda to reinstall tonight – he said I’ll come with a friend.
You are a horse!

This was when my older brother just stopped smoking, and my family did not yet know that I smoked.And I was right-handed, but I smoked most often on the left.I came from the street, smoked and chewed before this, and sat down at the computer, and my brother approached and began to strangely sneeze with his nose, probably the clothes were drawn, and here I got sharply on my right hand. He swallowed it and let it go, and then gave it "bla!!! Soon I will be fooled!!He went out and smoked.

Spare the folder with photos from the flash of a young client) was ready to find her and kill when in the folder "My ass" found photos of wave-like poppies!XD

In the house opposite lives a slightly crazy woman - all her balcony she glued with leaflets of her own work in the spirit of "down power!"" "not park in the yard!", "do not put tiles on the borders!", sometimes she glued these leaflets (!!) At the official parking lot near the courtyard!! A month ago, she prevented a bunch of workers from the southern countries from laying tiles – rushing over flooded borders and breaking them. She was caught all over the courtyard - angry gastarbayters, a bunch of cleaners and PPS, with whom she eventually fought. As a result, the lady was taken to the psychic... Everything was quiet... A month later, on her balcony, a huge poster – “NEARNERS – HUNDRING!” and no more leaflets and disturbances to the road services))

Reviews of the computer store:
2 years ago I bought a 4870 video card from you in the store. Thank you huge! For 2 years I have not removed the heater from the warehouse, and soon I will forget what it looks like! Thanks to you!

At the age of 15, she dreamed of giving her son a great name in every sense - Edward. It was worn by so many great people: Edward Grieg, Edward Munch, Edward Wood, and Radzinsky after all! And now, shaken by the results of the uzi, I fly to my husband with a message about the field of the child and about my upcoming plans on the name (we agreed with him 5 years ago, who chooses whom) how I am sharply swallowed by a cold sweat, and inside everything froze because of the sharp thought about the future (especially in school) of my baby...
You are cursed, Stephanie Meyer!

thx (14:47:05 6/10/2011)
News on the tape: caught a guy who stole a spell from l2, which is approximately 5k rubles. If proved guilty, 2 years in prison

thx (14:47:06 6/10/2011)
I fuck where the world goes.

“Rebe, I’m going to Odessa, a resort town, I’ve heard that the girls there don’t dress like we do in the town. Tell me, Rabbi, can I look at a woman if she is in a mini jersey or a blouse with a decoult?
I can.
What if she’s on the beach and in a bikini?
I can.
What about Topless?
I can.
Are there things that Jews can’t see?
There is.
What are you, Rabbi?
For example, the electric welding.

I dig into the firmware code of one device, inherited "from the past developer. I get to the interruption processor, which is written on the assembler, and I see a divine comment:

...
by Pop R16
by Pop R18
RETI: Reti-Reti interrapts, through the trunk data tyres, through memory, through port, return to the main code.

I think it will be fun.)

and Eugenia :
I am looking for a husband! Do you have any wishes? ?

by Artem:
Snooped again?

akasuna no sasori: in these global IT companies there are only Asians, Chinese and Hindus
akasuna no sasori: only now understood the secret meaning of the word industrialization

Today was a joke:
The Olympics were written in the form of tests.
I gave out tasks and answers. The forms were a little less suitable for the Olympics and they were taken from another test.
We sit and write. Everyone gradually gives up. Soon, a girl approaches the teacher and also gives up her job. It turns and is already soaring to go, as suddenly the teacher’s roar: Natasha!!! No to fuck! What will you do!? to
Natasha: What is wrong?? to
Did you answer 60 questions?? to
Natasha: Well... yes
Have you checked everything and are you sure?
Yes, all of them are 60.
Teacher: - Do you see Natasha, in the form there are 60 cells for answers, and you apparently have solved everything, okay... but in the Olympiad there are 45 questions!!! to

Fuck, I knew this politeness would not lead to good! Today I caught myself in the thought that I was holding the door into a male toilet passing by a girl...

Dear Anna, it is light!

I appeal to you with the lowest prayer, for the evil has come to pass. The malignant printer in the office of Tomilino the Sixth went crazy and in his blindness stopped receiving the IP address prepared for him by the DHCP server. I fought with him in a fierce battle not on the stomach, but to death, but I could not recognize the nature of this severe illness. And as a temporary measure, I pulled him a USB cable into his fist, removing the one with the ATS.
Do not leave our operators with your mercy in these days of darkness, so that they may continue to carry their feat in the land of Russia. And they will not forget the heroic victories and will serve the service desk in the form laid down.

I say goodbye to Sim.
Your companion
and Alexis.

The overwhelming majority of us are suppressed by a vicious minority.

The Dembel Rain
The second hour I was jumping in the body, sitting on paper cement bags in the new Dembel parade.
We were four brutally deceived dumbels driving in an unknown direction.
Even in the morning, everything was so wonderful: we - the heroes of the sixth part of the land, descended from the mountain after the titanic "dembellic accord" (in a month and a half, we poured a billion thousand tons of concrete and built the secret object "X"), built near the headquarters, from joy and anticipation without touching the chromium boots of the earth...
In a moment, life turned.
The deputy chief of staff, a thin Georgian in a high SS suit, came out, called us four and said:
- Comrades soldiers, it will be necessary, so to say, for the good... and to
Keep a good memory of yourself.
Short work for half a day. I will feed you, don’t worry.
We were shy but reasonably opposed:
“Thank you, Comrade Colonel, but somehow without us. Do not be offended,
But our mothers will feed us no worse, and if you don’t mind, we’ll get it.
Our soldiers, travel documents and we will go home, and there you can see.
will be...
The Lieutenant Colonel whispered and his Georgian accent became even more noticeable:
Leave the speakers! You are still soldiers of the Soviet Army and I see,
What you dream of staying in part until the New Year! You do not deserve.
The first party. You do not deserve.
- How so... Comrade broke down... We were promised and we managed... We did...
The head of the headquarters changed anger for mercy.
Are you like children? Don’t go today, go tomorrow. 730 days
They waited, and here, because of the nonsense, the slugs were disbanded. So let’s go in.
Car, I am going to come.
From that moment on, we have become prisoners of war.

In the dark, without windows, without doors, I didn’t even want to talk. We felt like pearl hunters whose air was running out, it was very time to sail out, but the sea king caught us and said, "Wait, where do you hurry? to talk...”
Had it not been so sad, I would have roared over my comrades unfortunately, very ridiculously, in this dusty semi-darkness, they had big white pumps on their boots. I also looked stupidly in an absolutely square hat blushed with goutalin.
We arrived, loaded out near a huge two-storey house with a roof.
Lieutenant Colonel :
I know you’ve wrapped up your dining room there. So I bet.
Here is the roof, here is the shiffer, the tools I will give. You cover up faster.
Go home faster. Before you were working, old shiffer.
They crushed, and they could not put a new one, by the way, instead of home.
They went back to their mountains and will be fired only after a new one.
Year I promise. Let’s go faster to get to the rain. may
to start.
The first impulse was to fill him with a moustache, but this will not solve our problem, who needs the fugitive soldiers without documents who beat the deputy chief of staff of the brigade? Except for those who will catch us, chewing through all Georgia.
What is half day? His dominion was for a week of work. Just standing with the head up, it was already stupid, they tied from three stairs one lengthy and sadly dropped onto the roof.
They climbed up, it wasn’t easier, but go down to break our legs, why are we without his legs?
Suddenly we see on the only remaining old piece of the chip a pencil inscription:
Those who will come after us.
Brothers of Dembele!
We smelled this wound for three hours, but two days later, when the old shiffer
It was removed, assembled and exploded, this goat, stated that so far a new shiffer
Don’t worry, you won’t eat home.
We sent him to Her, unfortunately it was too late.
Men, be gentle, do not make him nicer! Just like Dembele.
It is inevitable!
Dembel from Bakuriani.
by DMB-87.
This message inspired us with the strength to fight, and in a moment we rushed to work with greed.
At the bottom I clung to the hooks of the shiffer, three of them lifted it up the stairs and fast but carefully grabbed it.
Our backs were wet, we didn’t want to eat or drink, only to have time to cover the roof until the rain and go to our mothers.
The Lieutenant Colonel could not be delighted with us, but he walked around and cried strictly from below:
Be careful, I’ll go in and check it out. Do not forget the rubber.
The Prelude! Whoever breaks the sheet of the code will be fired a day later, I’m not joking!
He did not climb, of course, he was not such an idiot to depend on three somewhat connected stairs, but we tried our best from dawn to dark.
In the middle of the day, of course, did not fit, but for four settled up (sleeping there on the roof, hiding up with shells and a cloth) When it was all over, the owner drove us wet and unwashed over the fence (seemingly, so that the spade was not finally wrapped up), five hours without lunch waiting for the car.
Return to Part.
After a long deal, the Lieutenant Colonel generously forgave us the shredded sheet of code that had fallen from the roof and broken about my head, handed over documents, thanked us for the service and personally wished us a happy journey.
I smoked my last cigarette and got on the train.
As soon as they touched, the whole of Georgia was covered with wild rain!
We four had tears from joy... we ran through the entire plateau wagon, hugged and said, “Rain!!! The rain boy!! to
Oh wow! It is rain!! We have succeeded!!”
The whole wagon was tense, waiting for the dumbels of the heavy road, watching how they descend the sum of a simple rain, whether it will still be.

P.S
Many years will pass and we all four will forget this rain sooner or later, but our chief of staff will not forget it for the rest of their days.
The whole new shiffer on his enormous house was carefully laid with a swing in the reverse (the upper sheets went under the lower...) In order to stay dry, the Lieutenant Colonel had to defeat gravity in his mandarine garden, but judging by his sensible face – no, will not win...