to this:

A post with a proposal to make a shape for ice from a burning bulb and check the myth with the bulb stuck in your mouth:
xxx: while this layer is melting in 3-4 mm, the patient will receive a freezing of the mucous membrane.
Yyy: He doesn’t have to wait until he grows up. If the bulb is not pulled out immediately, it must be destroyed by itself:
1st Apperkot from the bottom to the jaw, lightly. The light bulb will crash, and the pieces of ice can spit out.
2nd Put into the clist (sprinkle) boiling water, and pour through the hole in the basement into the cavity of the "lamps". But you only need to be careful so that the subject does not scratch the esophagus and mouth.
Three Hit the cheek with a hammer, the lamp will burst.
and ZZZ: 2 Put water into the clist (sprinkle) and pour it through the rectal hole. A man will blink and the lamp will fly off by itself.

Not with ice, but with sugar. Melt the sugar, pour into the shape and voila - sweet delicious=) and the experimental pleasant and you have fun!=)

Looking for a lady heart for yogurt in the store: what if the lady is not a constant weight loss anorexic, and a normal person with normal food needs, she has no chance? Do you think that meat and bread are not free?

The colleague:
Once upon a time, seven children and 20 kilograms ago, when I, as a student, worked as a guard on a barracks, we took three horses from the horse car one night, then driven by maneuver for two hours, but then two hours could not take them from the barracks to the barracks. They broke three slices from the scarf - about the ass, sorry, about the crops...
At some point I caught myself laughing on a horse and fighting a wolf: it worked!!! :o
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At the end of the day, we had to turn off the electricity at the stall, but we still needed to remove all the diaries and we lighted each other with our mobile phones, because it was late autumn and it was dark - even if the eye was shaken... And here one girl begins to whisper relentlessly, when asked what it was about, she says through tears of laughter: "Who would tell me that I am going to look with a lamp, would not believe!"

Alexey: Technically, the toy dinosaur is made of plastic, the plastic is made of oil, and the oil is made of dinosaur remains, so the toy dinosaur is made of real!
[07:54, 10/13/2014] Dmitry: Following this logic - you are oil
[07:58, 10/13/2014] Alexey: Hm...I am a toy dinosaur!!It was a good start! (

to this:
I played in the Sims 4.
YYY: and how?
XXX: Grandma is evil, even in the game. He gave up himself, chose his habits – madness, misanthropy and creativity.
XXX: A neighbor is stuck.
XXX: Flirting
XXX: The next day she proposed marriage
XXX: after a day, everything broke in the house and broke
XXX I will divorce.

What are you, you crazy creative misanthropist?
Drowned in the pool.

Yes, you hit your underdog, gondola and friendzone. Is this the cleverest branch? Go to the residence!

here here :

here here :
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She could argue that a woman originated from a man’s penis bone
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Something new in anatomy or unfulfilled girl's dreams?? to

The genital bone (baculum) is present in some primates (the closest relatives of humans, if any). According to one of the theories, Eve was not created from Adam’s rib, but from his bone. This is why the bone is missing.

Picture at the maternity reception (women go to the reception room for a preliminary examination, change clothes to the hospital and then go out for a few minutes to say goodbye to the accompanying) -
The woman comes out in the hospital, approaches her husband: “Yes, you’re already drunk!!! I left you for 10 minutes!!and "
And thou shalt be a man, and thou shalt be a man, and thou shalt be a man.

here here :
During a mass orgia in the Belgian city of Charleroi, seven elderly people died. This is by Nord Presse. Five died from cardiac arrest and two died from pulmonary swelling.
Two hundred elderly people gathered at the party. Only those who were over 65 years old could participate. It was planned that this orgy would be the most massive in Europe in 2014. At 40 you don’t need to say anything.

Many news agencies re-printed this news from a fake website, where there are “sensations” about a man who made a lion’s cane and a radioactive rainbow.

There are many fools at all times, the Internet has only given the opportunity to speak out regardless of age, level of intelligence and the degree of awareness in the topic being discussed.
So then. Hormonal contraceptives, including Oral, are originally drugs from various hormone-dependent female and some male (wow, yeah?!) The Deceased. They don’t protect the SPF at all. Contraception is a side effect. Why Running? And if your partner doesn’t have those feelings in the rubber, then he just doesn’t care about you. After all, it is you to be treated, to have an abortion, and then to suffer from the inability to give birth. Yes, SPDs are guilty of infertility as well as abortions. And to pay for normal condoms is much cheaper than 10 tyres for abortion and 5-6 tyres for treatment after the same oral contraceptives. Take care of yourself and your loved ones. All are good.

Berezhnoy: I’m in the bus, I’m standing in the back, next to a girl with a wheelchair. She is preparing for exit. The bus stopped and I asked her: "Can you help?". "Of course!" - replies the man who stands next to him. Such a gentleman.

XXX: Tomorrow is Verbal Sunday, a big celebration
YYY: When did God begin to speak to you?

You become like a thick aunt who blames a slim employee for liposuction, herbalife, and terrible diseases – just not to admit to herself that somebody can’t bite a cake in one face for dinner!
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as. and you. have received. I personally know a girl who can make a cake in one face for dinner. And at the same time Drit. I would like to improve a little, but I can’t. No, she has no oncology, and she does not unload carriages with coal at night. Or at least he hides it very well. Leave in peace the fat and the fat. Find other images for illustrations. by Za-dol Ba-li Go eat the cakes.

V is satire. The holy European values are attacked.
V: The Danish Minister of Agriculture has said it is time to ban sex with animals in the country.
V: In April last year, sex with animals was banned in Sweden, in 2011 - in Norway. This has happened in Germany before.
S: Animals have broken into power and lobby their interests!!!!! to

From the former:

Preamble: Early computer era in the militia. Materially responsible person - a whirling guy, constantly distracted by the phone and rushing out to smoke, printing with one finger.

In fact, the ambulance: in the militia a lot of devices with names of type "Rose Device", "Product Tenderness" (except for jokes). So, this material-responsible prepares acts for writing off, with one hand holding a cup of coffee, talking on the phone, the other - fills out the forms in this text editor, then quickly prints and takes to sign. To write off this shit you need to bypass a bunch of bosses of different calibers, and in the final to sign up to the general himself. After a couple of days, the acts for re-writing are returned from the main reception room with the signature of the Self, and what we see on the first page... Due to hasty and carelessness, changing the acts from the Device to the Product, our mattress wrote off the "Product..." - this word was painted on the title sheet of the document. All have signed. The curtain.

by girlfriend:
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A friend complains that she can’t choose a decent refrigerator:
Most refrigerators have failed the main test - they do not get a pot with borsch. A lot of small shelves put a piece of raw material, no more. At the same time, they have a freezer with one giant drawing box, the bodies can be hidden. Well, what a diet: from cheese and bodies. Absolutely unbalanced..."
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And nothing that the level of each shelf in almost all modern refrigerators can be adjusted? And a pot with borsch, and a mammoth beef will fit if desired.

This is what a school psychologist does. There was the impression that without him the school could not be completed at all and everything holds on it.

And now, attention, the question: how did we survive, who graduated from school and institute without all these psychologists? How did they succeed?
We had trauma, but no one committed suicide.
And there were conflicts between teachers and teachers with entire classes.
And many people have chosen their own professions and work according to their specialty and are happy.
Love and problems with parents.

My child is 3 years old. They were called to the kindergarten by a local psychologist, saying you are educating him incorrectly, apparently very strict and all that.
Dad O_O and Mom O_O. Why is?
And he, says the psychologist, is calm, does not run like everyone else, does not hide, does not take away other people's toys, does not capricious.
Is it poorly educated?! to

XXX is Hi. I am a fat troll. How to fight it?
Yyy: Learn to Run
Then I’ll be a thin troll, and that’s even worse.
YYY: But they won’t catch up

We come up with the same groups of themes for diplomas (psychologists). The Options:
The behavior of cockroaches in extreme conditions.
Turtles - underwater, cooling, underwater, hitch and herbivorous.
2nd The influence of moonlight on the growth of telegraph columns.
Three Freud’s Tomb is the function of a psychologist.
4 is Submarines in the steppes of Ukraine.Personality in extreme working conditions.
5 is Destroying style of education. (The Spartans
6 is A professional hunt

A film based on Tetris.

We saw such a movie. At one time, some of the neighbors through a switch were connected to the dendi and a common TV antenna. This series could be watched all the way in.