In the third year of work, the spouse created a folder with directives from the management naming it "Internal Journal of Revenue of Received Instructions".

From the Auto Forum:

Q: How many accidents are occurring every day? Do I think, or are they really getting more? After the first snow and night frosts, I noticed that the car was no longer so obedient - now it was on winter tyres, so not to worry.
We either change clothes or drive more carefully. What other options?

YYY:Tumbler head-pocket transferred to the upper position

Does my baby want to eat or just sleep?
Your baby wants to chew, eat and fuck. by Mimi.

Sergeevich: I once tried to adequately translate "beef jerky" into Russian. It worked out, but somehow archaic - "broken beef".
jershov: masturbation

Alina: I am a very ugly person. I can’t even sit on a chair after anyone. You feel someone else’s warmth, as if he’s touching me.

Commentary on Titube to the video of the famous beatboxer Beardyman.

"One day he made a cunnilingus to a girl. Legend says she is still in orgasm".

The myth is invented by people who are ashamed to admit that they live in Moscow.
(A view from Vladivostok)

Application to the IT Service Desk:

Hi to. Broken chair, please repair or replace it.

Answer of Support:

The request has been cancelled because the chair is not connected to the computer or to the local network. We can share the chair, but I advise you to immediately contact the AHC.

I work a lot, self-realization is over, a high salary. But I always want to eat, sleep and fuck.

The difference between BSD and Linux is as much as between Russian and Slovenian. At first glance, it seems. In the second, you understand that you need to learn another 100 words. On the third, you understand that they are two completely different languages.

Comments on the movie "+1":
Well, finally the name correctly translated

I launched the demon, he went, built a house in /tmp, while he was building it, his child died. Then the demon looked at it, killed three of his other children and killed himself.

<velther> stop, you are in vain

Can I die?
No, it is too expensive. Now we cannot afford it.

As a result, one of the important areas of activity of the grain company's security service was to find out when the inspection would arrive and from which department. Plus, there is a unique working specialty - an emergency door hanger.

On the regime object there were requirements for windows.
Firefighters should not be locked.
They want to be locked.
I had to hang the locks, then film them. And all would be nothing, but one day the committees came together. The problem was solved only by a small amount of alcohol, its benefits were in excess.
After that, the inspectors came separately. But the bars were no longer checked.

The Twin:
About about:
— — —
by Habr
The Ussuri River until 1972. The Chinese name was “Ulahe” (Manch. 'ul' = and#039; river' whale. 'he' = and#039; the river')
Thus e. It was formerly called the Ula-he River, which was essentially the River River.
— — —
Skund was really enchanted, although such forests on Disk are quite common. But it was the only forest in the universe that was called - in the local language - "Your Finger, Bolvan", which is a literal translation of the word "Skynd". The reason for this name is, unfortunately, too banal. When the first explorers from the warm lands near the Round Sea hit the cold deep lands, they filled the white spots on their maps as follows. They caught the nearest aboriginal, pointed to some point of reference, asked questions, loudly, clearly pronouncing words, and recorded everything that the elderly aboriginal spoke. Therefore, in generations of atlases such geographical discoveries have been perpetuated as "Simply Mountain", "I have no concepts", "What?" and, of course, "Your Finger, Bolvan." by Terry Pratchett. The crazy star.

Everywhere they run like this.
The banal “Kenguru” in the language of one of the Aboriginal tribes means “I don’t understand you.” Exactly on this principle.

Rostechnadzor requires that the doors of the warehouse be opened inside - then the explosion will damage less what is outside.

They are naughty.
In any explosive and fire hazardous enterprise, doors must be opened to the outside in accordance with all norms and rules. And, by the way, with a volumetric detonation of combustible dust in the shop there is not what the doors will take out - there the walls to the dogs will spread.

Request a written order.

You got it:

For all this:
______
Where to go further:
Let us go further:
I add :
Defender of the Post:

Position of Defender...
Post "Tranzers"
Position of Alternative...
Position of Alternative...
__________

For some reason, a person who works for a small salary thinks that he shouldn’t get rid of it, but can do everything after his sleeves. Moreover, those who do not work at all at the mail and get decent money, also believe that people with low wages are losers and do not know how to work normally.
As a result, everyone quietly agrees that as long as the mail is paid a penny, the mail will not work! In fact, it is getting worse:
Until people overcome this habit, until they begin to do the business they pledged to do, even for a poor salary, it is better not to be anywhere, and not only at the mail. In addition, the employees of the mail knew what salary they were going for, and I tell you exactly - the quality of work does not depend on the salary!!! Just as I’ve already written, if a person gets to work for a penny, he’ll pin there – that’s our great untouchable mentality!! to
2nd The mail will not work normally and in that case if they get normal money!!! to
They are accustomed to suffering from hernias.

One of the groups on the search for once met but lost half:
The girl was seen when she was donating blood (even on the first day most likely). The dark,
in a white shirt, on my right hand nomination, on my neck
The ring on the suspension. Blue jeans and black ballets. You are great, I would like.
To meet, but
The xxx:
It seems to me that the author has specifically left the end of his message open so that we can come up with a reason for it.
and ZZZ:
xxx xxx,
I made a vow of unmarriage.
Our families are hostile.
But it would be too simple.
But I am married
You are married.
But I need your ring to protect Minas Tirit.
I do not meet strangers.
The police are looking for me.
But our lives are pieces of sand in an endless flow of events.
But I am too good for you.

We humans have two problems: we cannot count.