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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №9797
 11.09.2008
Club dances are randomly moved at low frequencies.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №9796
 11.09.2008
HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahFirst he has such eyes, then such o_o, then such o_o, then such @_@, and then fucking *ROFL* like the cat in Shrek, from the most puzzled frames!where he removed his hat and complains!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №9795
 11.09.2008
ch ch ch
And when we were lying with Natashka in bed, I heard a whisper.
ch ch ch
It is a fox.
ch ch ch
stupidly
ch ch ch
The prefix used
ch ch ch
I managed to get him out of the throat halfway.
ch ch ch
I am about the cat.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №9794
 11.09.2008
My wife almost killed me :)
We get on the train, she guesses the crossword and cries:
It’s not good...Bla-Bla
I: What do you have there?
J: The letters do not match...A military officer engaged in demining.
I am saper?
J: (red) Fuck, and I write "minecraft"
I was crying 😉

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №9793
 11.09.2008
I stayed in guests... sms from my wife...
The first text message - "Dinner is ready... where is the host of the family?"
in 5 minutes - "Fuck, I am home"

Have I been placed before the fact?

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №9792
 11.09.2008
A week ago, my wife and two young children came to Crimea. On September 30, we returned from the caves, a wife was driving, I drank a little. On the way we stopped, sorry, in the bushes. When I came back, the picture was the following. Our car was moving at speed to a breakdown. In the car in the rear seat was my four-year-old son and eight-year-old niece. At that time, she stood by her back and took a picture. When she got out of the car, she didn’t put her on the towel. At this moment, a girl stepped out and jumped into our car and stopped it when the front wheels had already hanged over the breakdown, knocking down a couple of asbestos columns. She handed back, got out of the car, said something, sat in her car and left. In those minutes, I sat on my head. Now you know how important it is for us to find her! She saved not only the lives of children but also our own, I can’t imagine how we could live if the irreparable happened. Fist for the shattering, still after the shock I can't come back and talk about it calmly. We need to see her!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №9791
 10.09.2008
Daughter of Dad:
Your head smells so ugly... your brains.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №9790
 10.09.2008
Galia
You are all shy.
I am
NOA
I am
A man without a member.
Galia Guryanova
A member without a man.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №9789
 10.09.2008
from the useless_faq community:

Q: Why do internal organs not itch?

A: Is this a legal or anatomical question?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №9788
 10.09.2008
Better to meet the girls, better to do business, better to study!!! I have a wife and a mistress! I’d rather be in the wool and the ambulance!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №9787
 10.09.2008
Windows ended activation and he decided to do my ass, closed all access and left only the activation window and access to the innet to зарегиццо мона was. Gone with the yandex and immediately found the crackers, and under each zip-archive the author kindly wrote that they were type only for familiarization, crying for a long time. But Cheta Lenin was all of this to mock. A little by the way, he understood that the browsing machine from microsoft opens up exhibits and more generally everything in the world, launched an opera, vinamp, aska and everything that was desired. He then entered the path to the folder and it turned into a normal window. I found a desk, menu start. The only thing that is a little unusual is the absence of the panel below. Now I wonder if I need an activation :)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №9786
 10.09.2008
and AAA:
Fuck, you think it's a temporary brain stupidity - sending the first message a fucking stamp "Hi, how are you doing?) )" and! to

and AAA:
I am curious, but is she really so interested in knowing what I am doing? Especially if in response to this you write “I’ve broken all the ribs, shot seven people in the pizza, I’m in search, I’m sitting in a raw basement and I’m writing you the last possible message, and you’re getting the answer.”

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №9785
 10.09.2008
I look at the films, I see: "Penny from Heaven"
Read the title out loud! What did you think of? ;)

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №9784
 10.09.2008
Mistik ‎(1:35):
VCR
I-Bot / Translator ‎ (1:35):
The SSR
Mistik ‎(1:35):
VCR and BITCH!!!! to
I-Bot / Translator ‎ (1:35):
This is a video, shit!!! to

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №9783
 10.09.2008
He: I just want to have a dip relationship.
Is it diplomatic? Cheo would.
He is very, very deep)))

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №9782
 10.09.2008
by Anna Savina (16:56) :
A moment ago we go out with Glory to smoke.And there are admin and proger from the 3rd floor and a guy with them.The face is such a familiar...I smoke without a sense of conscience, but I already feel something not good.Here I ask him:Young man, what are you named?And he me:Sasha. I am in Aachen. I think. Do not give God. And then I say, “Sorry, but you’re smiling so much at my brother... And he says, “And you’re at my sister.” Long time no see you. Are you working here now? Computers barely smoked cigarettes. Indian movie "Santa Barbara".Not worse."Zita and Gita" - Brother! and sister!
All with patchwork.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №9781
 10.09.2008
I wonder why I’m not addicted to smoking. I smoke from the ninth grade and I have no habits.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №9780
 10.09.2008
After a couple of hours of reading the basha, I wanted to find some nice programmer or administrator and take care of him: come home to him and feed a delicious home food, clean up him, have sex with him, and then bring beer to bed :)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №9779
 10.09.2008
That’s why this is so: two girls come to you and say, “Do you not want to have a good time?” and you ask, “What do you know?” and they answer, “Everything.”
When in full, fucking, seriously you offer to go to the country to go beds spool, suco, squeeze and leave...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №9778
 10.09.2008
I go to the "meat store" today to buy a cat's liver for food. I look at the pig’s liver. Remembering that a cat would rather eat beef than pork, I raise my eyes at the seller and honestly ask, “Is there a cat liver for sale?”

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