Forum of Technical Support of Tinkhof Internet Bank on bank.ru:

<Tinkoff_Credit Systems> All fixed. The culprits are quarterly.
<reading> Quartered - is it when you cut off the extra hands/feet? The guilty are quarterly, but continue to work? And if before it was possible to visit the "curved" hands of programmers, then now everything will be done through the remaining oppa?
<Tinkoff_Credit Systems> Our employees primarily work with the head we left behind.

The non-smoking area in the cabbage is like the non-smoking trail in the pool.

All people are divided into two types: those who divide them into two types and those who do not.

Courage Bombay, you are fools and fools. After you, I can’t watch any series in another translation!!! to

There was epilepsy this morning. Through the playground, a man of two meters quickly crumbles across me, pulling his foot on the asphalt. When it rains, there is a long transparent rainbow on it. In the lower hand, some heroin is pressed, also drawn with a scratch around the asphalt. So here. 5 in the morning. The Shadow. A frozen rain. And here is my palace with Sailent Hill!!! I have never been so scared in my life.

"Aitishniki is a servicing staff who has shrunk from the sense of their own elite :-)
I am an Aichi and I know what I am talking about!"

From the section “School Scriptures”.
Sixth grade on the day issued something from which the entire pedagogical composition just fell out. The boy writes in the exhibition: “The brigadier followed the horse.” I laughed, corrected, and read on. After two paragraphs he gets a continuation of this linguistic miracle: "They rushed to catch the horse." So far this has been stronger in my practice.)

Conversation of web designers:
I'm still grey always doing #babebe
#dadada, a great idea!

Review of the Core i7 3960X

FoXLee: The Processor Family :D

Self i7, wife i5, child i3, dog Celeron

The Siberian Jazz 16:06
I’m a pig, I’m a pig (I’m a pig)
Ivanych 16:08
You would see me after the Big Mac.
The Siberian Jazz 16:10
On the pants of the coatlet - grill, on the shirt, sauce cheese, cucumbers, salad, in trousers, trousers in a baked bread, only so, and this is Big Mac))

tabula_rassa: 21.12.2012 falls on Friday.

A new horror series. "Coursework " (Conversation with a student)

Bone, here is another question. We bought an iromba vacuum cleaner. He is constantly hitting my chair and trying to rape him. I push him back, he comes here again, and begins to rape him again. Could you advise me?
He doesn’t want to rape you, he wants to rape you. You see how he tries. Signs of attention to you. I want to get to know him and feel new feelings. I don’t have to write any more, I think it will take me away.)
Entry into the world of perfection.)
It can be said)
I am afraid of him now. I get up and turn it off.
“I think he’s just waiting for you to get up from your chair, then turn on the auxiliary engines and land you on the floor.
It is (
Take a scarf and beat it. by stronger
Thirty thousand to beat?
Do you want to be raped by a robot?
and no (
Then go ahead (

After 20 minutes

- I threw his papers, he sucked them all and continues to rape my chair (((
Then let him do what he wants.
I am still a girl (
Fuck and fuck! Rise up! Remove the chair and let it dry!

Read the Russian-Estonian conversation:
I like your capital Tallinn. - Mulle viga meeldin teye pealin riga!
Something tells me that it is not worth reading further.

From corporate mail:
I turn to those who can’t control the mountain antelope and depict it in our wonderfully repaired toilet.
Please reduce your dust and do not go to the toilet in shoes, if it is not possible to curb the pull to the height - at least raise the chair.

Matvijenko against the cancellation of the "zero promile" for drivers in the Russian Federation

Crazy to go, "Walk-glass" against alcohol...

12:52 15.10.2012 Dear Post of Russia I congratulate you on the "Day of Russian Post - July 8".
How you deliver, shit, I congratulate you!! to

I think it was easier to come before.
When there were few people.
Julia: the new one was taken there for lunch and t
Julia: and now
What an ignorance.
I think the poor lady is still ignored.
Nastya: Who is this Masha?

The story ended yesterday at the zoo. A grandmother with a granddaughter, a 6-year-old girl. The child is disappointed with an empty cage with lemurs:
Where are the lemurs?
The grandmother pairs with a completely stone face:
Let the Lemurs die!

Commentary on social advertising about love on YouTube:

by micha1zigun
After watching the video, he confessed to the girl in love. She said something like "You’re very dear to me, but, unfortunately, only as a friend. I hope you will find your love". Thanks to the author of the roll. We will meet in hell.

Commentary on the Stratospheric Jump by Felix Baumgartner.

NASA is testing whether it is possible to send astronauts to Earth from the ISS without a capsule.
"You are funny, and NASA will now require our Samara engineers to save on the drop-down capsules, like we've all tested, you can do without them.