to this:

Notice on Skype: I don’t have the Internet!

and ==

Skype, such a bitch, goes through everything. If the authorization was passed before the breakdown of communication and you are in the same lock / in the sender's lock there is a computer with access to the Internet - the message will be sent and come.

From the report of the participant on the wheelchair:

I remember the prediction that there must be a sun there. I think the fog dissipates with the rise. Nine o’clock, there is no sun. 10 hours without the sun. It is remembered the wife of the great leader Anunakh - Agashtaz. At 11 o’clock the son of the great leader, Amnepoch, is remembered. So, the fog is the mark of today’s curtain. And in general, Oleg and I can’t help but run so as not to get into any rainfall.

The case at the interview (real!!!) is :
What do you think is a server?
Box with Ventilator
The whole office lay.

From Wiki's article about the Root Group:

At the end of the summer appeared a clip for the song "She is lucky", the director of which again became Viktor Priduvilov, a little bit blowing all the members of the group.

Fedor Konyukhov has magnets hanging on the refrigerator.

From the Greencard lottery discussion:
Zheton1: I would cover this office, America is frankly taking the brains out of the country.
Idleq: Understand that the brain has no place in the ass.

I am reading a huge old foil of Ostrovsky, a book of 1947. And from every page I cut almost a piece of waffle! Even chocolate, candy pieces, and big everything, through three pages can be seen! A full table is gathered. I think, what kind of people are they, well, eaten after the book - so shake up for yourself! I close the book and here I only see the inscription on the cover: "The Library of the Red October Factory". My mom picked it up when it was removed :)

The cleaner burned.

Since in the office problems with furniture, the second week I sit in a separate cabinet, at the table on which there is a small server in a careful server closet...

The cleaner comes.

“My daughter, you’t sit here. Do you know how many calories it contains? He eats your whole brain.

O_O

Yesterday a bird flew to work, today to the apartment. Either I will die soon, or a letter from Hogwarts to Russia will take 10 years.
WOW : :)

C of Twitter:

XXX: Yesterday I made a lookout lookout. Drink coffee and code in excel'e

List of the smartest dog breeds.
The comment in her delighted: in my opinion, the dumbest dog is the neighbor's fucking Charlie! This fool is coming up to us and cuddling my dogs.

Students, 1st course, TUSUR (Tomsk), independent in English, translated by Google!by :
Physics is the science that studies different phenomena in nature.
Physicists feel in students various phenomena in nature.

cleverly
to this:
The Male Logic
refuse to have sex with a girl because she has a menstrual period, the reason is that the member is worn out, the type of некомильфо.
A few days later, the same girl begins to engage in anal sex.
Then offended because she laughed for a long time.
— — —
Venous diseases are transmitted through blood, not through shit. Therefore, in all religions it is strictly forbidden to have sex with women during menstruation. It is considered "unclean" these days.
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Are you sho? Really? So all the rumors about venous diseases in gays are exaggeration? They can’t get infected, according to your logic.

A girl friend sent a request for help, sitting on the checkpoint:
Is the function black or unfair: y=sinx-tgx
I started to doubt my knowledge of mathematics.)

xxx: It’s what I’m so fascinating on YouTube watching that I’m then recommended to offer the official channel of the Indian League of Hockey on the grass...

I go on a bus, next to a guy (P) 30 years old with his mother (M):
P is :
Let my father take my jeans, they are branded and I never wore them and bought them with the calculation that I would fix.
M is :
Leave yourself, suddenly you will disperse...
P is :
My weight has not changed for several years.
M is :
You said three years ago that you’ve gotten a little better.
P is :
That was before I took the mortgage.

xxx is a piss. Animers watch anime about animators who watch animated porn.

It’s quite strange to hear the phrase: “Is there an adult at home?” when I’m 26 and I’m 8 months pregnant and I open the door of a maid.

I have not used condoms for 10 years - until my father.

So many bad comments! In fact, the guy is fucking the old lady.

XXX: I am at the Beyrulovsky vegetable base. Here is hell! Heavily injured Chipolino and Kum Tyva. Mr. Pomidor is in critical condition.
We get vegetables in autumn. one, four