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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №147974
 08.01.2018
Engaged one time in the manufacture of punches.. All there glazed with sashes and fillings different.. Short comes 2017 new year of orders a bunch and here breaks the dispenser on the machine.. such a small microchip with the engine.. the device is old, there are no spare parts.. put this piece in the nearest service.. explained from what.. and for what.. said that the device is not to bring.. it is large and not mobile.. 2 masters twisters, looked at the internet.. and sounded the cost of repair 5000. Or take it. Well I think it was done once... I gave it in 3 days. I put work.. worked exactly a year.. and this year the same stuff.. and under the newest year.. Well I again to them.. but brought only the chip with the engine... These 2 the same retirees... I say it broke.. from the child’s toy of the son... Those swindlers looked at... Yes, not the question of 500 rubles today we will do) 500 rubles break the same.. How so... I made the conclusion sometimes it is better not to tell the master why you and why this spare part. It is easier to say what to do.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №147973
 08.01.2018
You will just say, if the two are already officially here, then you need to accept the conditionality of their style of communication and not take seriously what is beyond this style is a tremendous hassle. This is such a verbal game, punk, scratch.
But if you’re all just crawling, it’s a completely different thing...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №147972
 08.01.2018
And why have sex with a girl who initially doesn’t like, with whom you’t want to live? There must be an emotional component, feelings for it, sympathy. You are not animals.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №147971
 08.01.2018
I am one embarrassed in the advertisement "b/u server" presence of the note "18+"? Are they hinting that they will have to fuck up with them?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №147970
 08.01.2018
He is a condom, she is a pill.

Study the question before you write it. Apparently, you imagine taking hormonal pills as a one-off action, unambiguously guaranteeing a positive result (take it orally before association and drink it with water, and there are no problems). It is not so. Contraceptives are drunk courses with strict observance of the regime. And changing the balance of hormones in the body is a completely different order of intervention than wearing a removable, easily removable hood for a few minutes.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №147969
 08.01.2018
The Innovator:

I believe that in the school course of mathematics there must be a problem to compare what is more, the cost of 30 condoms or the monthly amount of alimony. And compare the task with a star to the cost of treatment for sexually transmitted diseases + HIV analysis.

In any school you will be given anathema for one word "preservatives". There is no sexual education in our schools.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №147968
 08.01.2018
Study the question before you write it. Apparently, you imagine taking hormonal pills as a one-off action, unambiguously guaranteeing a positive result (take it orally before association and drink it with water, and there are no problems). It is not so. Contraceptives are drunk courses with strict observance of the regime. And changing the balance of hormones in the body is a completely different order of intervention than wearing a removable, easily removable hood for a few minutes.

Why study this? They and abortion are presented as a spark on the stomach, well, and the greenery may be for disinfection. It is more comfortable to live.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №147967
 08.01.2018
And it is very simple: do not forget that a dad's alimony is not all the money that a child should receive. Mother is not in business?

Listen, well, we are growing up in a child's family - and the chat still lacks a quarter of our husband's combined income for child needs. If we divorce, everything will magically grow up.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №147966
 08.01.2018
xxx> more oil removable cap note, 4pcs
yyy> The Pillow
xxx and gt?
yyy> the right cap
xxx> is a genius. I have a printed cap in the store, so I don’t have to.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №147965
 08.01.2018
Sam258: Two views on one situation:
WOMAN - when I have these days, my husband takes the cream and massages my legs with the cream...how good he is!
When a wife has trouble, I take cream and lubricate her legs. After that, I go to the kitchen for the computer and can quietly boil, because with such a amount of cream on my legs it is unlikely to come there and burn me...what I am fine )))

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №147964
 08.01.2018
This is why a girl should not once, not two, not three, but ten times think about contraception.

Cut off a partner before sex

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №147963
 08.01.2018
The Sequels of Star Wars.

Kaczynski: It is a pity.
Here you have an exemplary fleet: all walk in a uniform order, the shapes are straightened, the collars are sewn, the boots are loaded, the armor is polished to the mirror glow, all according to the statute.
But here you’re sending the boss’s blatant favourite... and it’s all over!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №147962
 08.01.2018
A coup d’état is just such a bold personnel policy.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №147961
 08.01.2018
In the shop:
The milk is fresh?
of today!
Let it go! (Look at the date)
I have no habit of lying.
I don’t trust the sellers!! to

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №147960
 08.01.2018
“Don’t steal” or you won’t go to heaven – it’s faith.
“Don’t steal,” but if you still steal, take the money to the temple and you will go to heaven – it’s a religion.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №147959
 08.01.2018
I believe that in the school course of mathematics there must be a problem to compare what is more, the cost of 30 condoms or the monthly amount of alimony. And compare the task with a star to the cost of treatment for sexually transmitted diseases + HIV analysis.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №147958
 08.01.2018
Where will we take you for baptism with this weather?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №147957
 08.01.2018
The writer:

It turns out, they have fun together, and pay, mostly, alone. Or you really think: he didn’t quite give up and is already good, and she doesn’t feel much gratitude – horror how bad?

That the girl endured more than him, no one doubts. Admits-does not acknowledge, says "not my" and falls down at sunset, this is all clear. But do you think he should have married a girl without feeling any sympathy for her, except for the irritation that he was pushed into the shell? This marriage would be very strong. What an example of a happy family for a child. That the girl could fall in love with him - could, and could not, and would be another family, where the parents live together for the sake of the child and dogging without stopping. How much harm such a family arrangement can cause the psychic of the child, let family psychologists say. And you answer the full version of the story, i.e. the key points about the fact that he was engaged in a child not less than his mother (taken to himself for several months, etc., paid alimony and de facto contained the girl), you threw it out.
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Are you rich in imagination or can’t read? He did not keep the girl, he paid alimony for the child. And there was no word about the fact that he was dealing with the child no less than his mother and especially took him with him for several months. Don’t get married, just learn to use condoms and don’t reproduce like weeds.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №147956
 08.01.2018
Fuck, you watch such movies "taxi" "forseage" " carrier", such feelings as if they have a 30-speed drive, and another 5 rearways!??? to

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №147955
 08.01.2018
She is a shale who slept drunk with a left man without protection.

Even wondering: and what did such a good, selective and responsible boy do in the bed of this shalva? Did he accidentally fall there? He doesn’t remember, he was drunk. Alcohol fell into his throat by accident. And the knowledge about contraception and the reaction of his own body to alcohol did not jump into his head for some reason. This is misfortune! But should this conjunction of ridiculous coincidences obscure the life of a good boy?

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