Mrack: One of my acquaintances saw 247 unanswered phone calls from her mother in the morning after she was drunk. And that’s from the disc phone!! to

XXX: Yes, and in general, princesses are not grateful.
You kill dragons, you escape traps.
XXX: the mushrooms again are the frogs
Sorry Mario, but your princess is in another castle!! to

Children are burning in the garden.
There is a black pearl, two white stripes across the entire car.
A 8 year old boy writes Eternal Flight on the dust door!

AndrewKS: Throw, I bought a new phone, there the game is simple, unthinkable, but, fucking, so lengthy
AndrewKS: There’s a glass like that, the figures are filled in it. Each figure of four cells.
AndrewKS: If a string is filled, it disappears and everything passes through.
AndrewKS: I played for an hour and couldn’t stop. I fell, and I started again and again. I feel, I sit
That’s how the generation grew up.)
AndrewKS: What are you talking about?

A friend told me, rollers come from electricity charges in the electric car.
Man 10 company, with swords, in knives
Tired, decided to sleep, sat on the shelves in the tambour, sleep.
Here the control goes in. push one guy, mol, tickets yours
And he asks for a squad, for a weapon! all right behind the swords.
Just not waking up...
The control was almost done. boy, can we go? all they could say

Sorin said:
I once got caught up with such an eagle on the street, "we give you a wonderful Swedish LED lighting"... I was quite entertained. The lighthouse took it, said thank you, I accepted the gift, put it in the bag and went. He is nearby, "but wait, the gift is that it is sold three times cheaper than in the stores, I didn’t have time to tell you all the terms offered by our company..." And I calmly and joyfully explain to him: "The gift contract is a real deal concluded at the time of its execution. Regardless of the amount, this contract may be concluded orally, as it is executed at the time of conclusion. Your company in your person made me an offer, I accepted it and accepted the gift. The right of ownership to the thing transferred under the contract, unless otherwise agreed, or otherwise provided by law, passes at the moment of the actual transfer of the thing. Thus e. The lamp is already my property, I need nothing more from his firm and from him personally. I am very grateful. No terms of the contract could be discussed, since the donation contract cannot be concluded under a condition, which is expressly stated in the Civil Code. If he believes that I illegally took a thing from him, we can go to the police on the way, and he will make a statement with all the details of the incident. If the police do not help him with anything, then his firm will be able to appeal to the court with a lawsuit against me about the demand for the lamp.

I think that my friend, having tried the mustard can say - "hm... somehow crazy", and then in two minutes to wear around the rooms and scream - "trushnyayaak, aaa, fuck-yo-yo, metal!!!and "

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Am I the only one who clicks the plus or minus on the main twice to see the emoji?

I found out where it all started!!! to

Why "Komsomolskaya Pravda" is still...
xxx: It is necessary as a thread for the modern order - "capitalist falsehood" for example.
yyy: Or "bureaucratic lies" O_o

I bought warm socks. On the label the inscription: "Russian winter - beautiful and healthy pants". Something I want to wear them... o_0

wayfar3r: A new critical vulnerability was found: a breakthrough of the admin through the bed!

Tagged with: hello
ZoomKnight: Hello
Tag: tell me about yourself
ZoomKnight: a hairy, unwashed mythologue
ZoomKnight: other questions?
Are you from Kiev?
by ZoomKnight: Oga
Tagged: 0 o
Q: Did you not write in the park in October on the walls "ya wall"?
ZoomKnight: 0_o ya
From ZoomKnight: Gyges
ZoomKnight: It was hard
ZoomKnight: we ischo on the parkour noted ya parkour
ZoomKnight: On the Door
Tagged: you are
by ZoomKnight:
Ksyunka: I wandered from a pair of M+Js of satanic outward appearance, with the stone faces of those who approached me when I was sitting on the bench, who wrote on the asphalt "YA BLONDINKO", who drew a arrow on me and dropped with the same stone fucking ones!

XXX is:
I got a debit card.
I call the bank.
Is the map ready?
Bank: Say the code word.
I: Eeee...
Bank: That is the name.
I am marathon?
Bank of No.
I am Dina? and Tanya? The July? by Misha? and Irek?
Bank: Nowa... How do you say... It’s the name of a lion.

I am in shock. What is the name of the lion? What does this code word have to do with? In short, full of oiaebus )))

I walked for two days in a state of deep thought. Yesterday I was stunned. In short, I don’t know by what smoke I came up with that word. But the name of the lion, pla, is Boniface.

From the game chat:
<xxx>: - Hi guy. You wherece?
<yyy>: I don’t speak English!
<xxx>: - A-a, Russia! Vodka and bears.
<yyy>: - You right, Gandon, and still Kalashnikov and Topol-M...

xxx: When I press... it’s not as it should be... but before yes! ......
YYY: What do you mean? ......
XXX: Are you stupid?

One girl in the knowledge of... a clique of Anka-upon. When you see it, you will understand :)

Worked in the summer on the construction..Prorab issued brilliant phrases:"For the lack of a maid's ebu of the palace""if we blow and try, they will let the cock hold","you drink as you onanate";;

We sit on a pair, I and another group member decide something, the other suggests to drop, next to the group member is in a freelance position, such a dialogue occurs between the group members.

You sit here, we go.
Go out and have fun with Katie.
I need it, I’ve already had it with Blythe!

Higher Mathematics, Second Course
The whole pair makes a long formula.
Writing, washing, washing and writing again.
and at the very end after "=" on the half-board draw a unit
From the back:
Fuck to fuck!
This is what you will say to me, a young man at the exam.
c) The Blue Bowl

xxx:Today I understood what a gesture is when you come to your grandmother on the clothes, and she plays progressive alpha metal from the built-in radio