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24.09.2009
A song to the master of abrasion!
The Master Manager! Students of Race.
You are forever reminded of Sibiu.
Now we wake up drinking coffee at the same time two roofs.
And we conclude doubts for the supply of two-tiered coffees and various yogurt.
Eventually happiness broke. Now even two wakes up less than the Russian outcry.
Thanks to the Minister.
Ischo begged: you would not be able to unleash teachers in the Russian language, but they are not so breathing over us that there is no urine.
They are forced to write as we do. And reading other books.
The saddle of the mentices to save us from these whirls.
Teachers of Russian schools. With low charity and charity.
P.S I ask you to keep us in touch with Russia.
For the first time in a long time, I was ashamed. The daughter brought from the school a piece, in which there were long and spacious reasoning, what a beautiful time - autumn. Among other things, the red pen emphasizes the phrase "It’s cold and all the birds are flying out on yuh". The rating for him is not reduced, but on the back of the note sheet "Dear parents, I recommend paying more attention to your speech in the presence of children".
Chess, I’d rather call the director right away, there’s no shame at all.
He: You’ll have C written there:
She says: Stop being fooled! I seriously asked for help! Why would the computer suddenly make me paint smiles?! to
Answer to:
Silver fox: I got all the inets broken today... found what I will cook today
Silver Fox: We have spaghetti carbonari for dinner
Lonsdale: Do you add something to the ketchup?
Silver Fox: The Goat
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Carbonari is, by the way, if mayonnaise is added. If ketchup is neopolitan, and if ketchup is also a rubbed sausage to pour - bolognese. Learn from student cuisine gourmets!
A friend was in command at an aluminum factory in Nigeria, so, given him in command of a Negro named Yaibu Ohuelo, said: the Russians for some reason especially love to work with him :)
In Paradise, Archimedes, Pascal and Newton play hiding. Archimedes led and
He begins to count. Pascal flees beyond the horizon, and Newton looks back.
takes a rod, draw a square with a side of 1 meter around him and becomes
Inside the square. Archimedes finishes counting, opens his eyes and sees
and Newton:
I see Newton.
Oh no no! Newton per square meter is Pascal.
yhs wrote:
After that, Newton receives a powerful kick on the eggs from Archimedes, and flying out of his carefully drawn
The square crashes into a nearby kilogram bull, giving it a slight acceleration.
You are Newton. One newton is equal to the force communicating to a body with a mass of 1 kg acceleration equal to 1 m/s2.
in the direction of this force.
Shake wrote:
X is %)
yhs wrote:
Creativity
I watched my mother’s crossword:
"Gray Substance in the Cranial Box"...response FARS
I am standing at the crossroads... A clear ninth rolls, windows are lowered, the mozzarella goes down the whole street, on the front seats 2 guys.. the belts are not naturally attached.. the second row of the haishniki come in, look closely... the tinted glasses are raised at the ninth, a second break, the glasses are dropped - both guys are attached))) The haishniki are striking, even for the toning they did not start to penalize =)
I am so crazy ((
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Me is better!
yyy: Fuck, I remember the wonderful story "Flowers for Algernon" - "According to what happens".
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You made my day! How long did I try to remember what this was and what it was called!!! As a pioneer in childhood, he was published in a magazine... Now I will read again.
Thank you huge!
P.S Bring it to the top, plz, so that the guy can see!
Average age is when you enjoy women’s successes against your own will.
Ten years ago my house burned, no one was injured, and the house was destroyed.
It burned greatly, the pull was such that many papers flew high and landed far away. I tried to collect what I would find, decided to start with the furthest paper, it was white in three hundred meters from the former. at home.
The first!! The paper I raised declared:
“The grammar. FIO Awarded for First Place in the Olympics of Young Firefighters
Kalininsky r-n, Moscow
Fio is me.
In Paradise, Archimedes, Pascal and Newton play hiding. Archimedes leads and begins to count. Pascal runs beyond the horizon, and Newton looks around, takes a rod, paints a square around himself with a side of 1 meter and becomes inside the square. Archimedes finishes counting, opens his eyes and sees
and Newton:
I see Newton.
Oh no no! Newton per square meter is Pascal.
Popular note: before working in a photo shooter, you need to wipe out the monitor.
Today in the store I am choosing spices, on the shelf are "Little onions", "Little garlic"... the thought has unintentionally been stolen and where is "Little onions"?? to
Well, I always had more muscles than brains.
Once after school, the car slider worked... And the mother of the driver gave me to twist the front resorts on the GAZ 53-m - he says - straighten the hooks on the straightener until it breaks...
He thought he was joking, probably.
Prosto_Lee
Will I be a trainer?
Vulpes <vugo> Goopie
Here it is important to catch the number one line)) You can just help teach English, and being a tutor means taking a fee for it))
Prosto_Lee
Pellets
Vulpes <vugo> Goopie
Agreed
This forum seems to be free lately.
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23.09.2009
Fuck the fuck. I can no more.
Terabytes, listen to the literature: Terabytes.
Neither is it "terra", but "terra". and the Abbey.
"Earth" - is "Earth", and "terra" - 10^12. A screw with a volume of 1 terabyte, this is, a frog, eight pots with earth.
From the Treaty:
... in the person of the Director-General Bug G.A.