to this:
In short, it turned out: the courier was given the wrong address and he went to the house 4a, and we at 4. Now imagine: he woke up a man there and began to demand a laptop from him. The man ask in confusion, he says, I will not! The courier said – we have agreed! I don’t know anything, I don’t give it and it’s all. The courier fell into a stupor, called me, and I sent him again to the same man, and he went back to pick up his note. I would like to see this picture.
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The water heater was repaired at another address. A grandfather and a grandmother come. They say the water heater needs to be repaired. You don’t understand it, but you have to fix it. They cleaned his money for work, took it and left. And after an hour, customers call why the repairmen didn’t come.

...I turn back and ask "what?" And he answers with a sad face - "This is a failure, there is Zhenya".

Just check which toilet it is going to.
and----
Go to the toilet, don’t watch. They will be accepted by the perverse. Go into the room where it came from, ask Jenny. Answer "To the toilet went out" or "To the toilet went out" - your victory. They will answer "in sort" or "happiness will"-not lucky.

Post of Russia:
17 days is normal from Peter to Belarus?
NN: 17 days is normal from Peter to Peter.

With communication everything was fine, before they understood that sex would not break down here, and quietly merged without explanation.
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Girls think the main problem with guys is that they can’t just be friends with them.
Guys believe that the main problem of girls is that they think that guys want to just be friends with them :)

I played in the Sims 4.
YYY: and how?
XXX: Grandma is evil, even in the game. He gave up himself, chose his habits – madness, misanthropy and creativity.
XXX: A neighbor is stuck.
XXX: Flirting
XXX: The next day she proposed marriage
XXX: after a day, everything broke in the house and broke
XXX I will divorce.

Tell me, please, has there been anything new in this season of gender quarrels? Or, as usual, some losers argue with other losers about their unhappy lives?

The story is about the problems of overweight in Japanese teenagers, who spend days sitting behind computer games. Ask the body of 14, the weight clearly for a hundred, this piece of fat with eyes, well, or with hints of eyes.
When did you start having problems with excess weight?
- Somewhere at 60 level, when I scraped too much ore at a time. At that time, GNOME could barely move.

From one medical forum: "Recently after a violent sexual intercourse with my girlfriend, I went to wash and found that my right testicle was missing!!! I was terribly frightened, only one thing! Where did I get the second one??? He began to sit down, rolled in shock around the room, and 5 minutes later it itself appeared (falling from somewhere above). How dangerous is it and where could it hide? Thank you"

Status on FB:
“Mom, I dreamed of such a sweet dream,” says Xusha.
Which one?
We had a cat...
I am very pleased.) The cat is prepared and awaits the 15th : -)"

The comments:
In the refrigerator?

Dims: Well... it’s like an encyclopedia – it gives out facts, but it’s unable to link them.

Remember the theme of the song "strangers in the night", and now on this theme sing Allegrovo "younger lieutenant, a difficult case, do not torment me with the importance of yours, soon you will understand that youth is more important than the pursuit."
Live with this now!

You can destroy the corpse in a week, enough ordinary acoustic soda, you can chlorine or other chemicals.

Acoustic soda is strong!

Attracted, went on the links, from the discussion on the Hebra pulled out this charm: "It is not necessary to say in one class that it is not possible to do this, and in the next to tell what you can, but with conditions.
It is not necessary to immerse the child immediately in the whole field of mathematics, but the current teaching reminds us of the following, if it were about geography:
Class 1 - the earth is flat and there is only one our country, the sun revolves around the earth.
Class 2 - the earth is flat, but there are other countries on the same continent, the sun revolves around the earth
Class 3 - the earth is flat, there are other continents and countries, the sun revolves around the earth.
Class 4 - the earth is curved, there are other continents, countries and peoples, the sun revolves around the earth.
5th grade - the earth is round, and what to spin around will tell you on the lesson of astronomy from 6th grade.

Intercepted at the airport of Kurumotoch at the time. Conversation of a 13-year-old girl (D) and her parents (R). It is night, soon flight.
D: I’ll sit at the illuminator and photograph the earth.
R: At night, it is dark, nothing will be seen.
D: And I’ll turn on the flash.

I remove the apartment. My height is 163cm. Average female growth.
The height of the door of an open kitchen cabinet is not enough for me to see it, but it is enough for me to climb around it with my forehead.

This is:

And why in Russia Chupa chups are pronounced as "Chupa chops" and not "Chupa chops"?

Because it is right "Chupa chops", it comes from the Spanish verb Chupar - suck. It was invented in Spain. Wikipedia to help you ;)

Commentary on another idiotic bill:

From what has been read: Before any news from the State Duma should be put the expression "Contracting common sense.." and so on.
Contrary to common sense, the State Duma in the first reading passed the law....... and so on.

As a rule, their country is buried by those who speak most loudly about patriotism.

Yesterday I agreed with my friends that I would visit them. I arrived a little earlier than scheduled. I knock at the door.
There is a child’s voice:
Who is there?
This is Victor. Open it up, Andrew.
They, by the way, have a son who is 6 years old.
I went into the apartment, started dressing up and asked:
Where are Mom and Dad?
A. They went to the store. They said they will soon be.
While dressing, he brought my shoulders, took the jacket, said he would hang it himself.
I went into the room, sat on the couch, turned on the TV.
Andrew comes in and asks:
Would you have tea?
No thank you.
I thought a little.
And the coffee?
“No, Andrew, I already drank this coffee at work.
Another second stupor.
From work, right? Maybe a cognac?
This is childhood hospitality.

Forget everything you were taught in school. You won’t need it here.
I did not study at the institute.
- Then you do not fit us: we need specialists only with higher education.