The door of the car begins to close, and I shout “Allahu Akbar!” and throw a bag of old shoes into the closing door.
Of course, I immediately fled. But the portion of a second I watched the expressions of the faces of people in the wagon was truly unforgettable! =) is
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Here you are Pidaras! People, if you see this Gandon, throw it down on the subway rails. Forget the fucking stuff in advance. You can break your legs, hands, and press the hook between the doors.
You’re a shit, you’re such a shit, you’re such a shit, you’re such a shit.

You put a great man on his knees, and he is still higher.

A new station was launched to clean the sewage sewage from the same that does not sink in the water. And at the exit, bricks should be obtained for burning at the heat station.
Who made such a joke is unknown. But when the tape was cut under the fanfares, a candy fell under the applause from the unit.

A man sits and looks at the flood. The hour sits, the other... At the third hour the wife goes into the bathroom:
Okay fuck you! Go fishing or I need to wash.

If Luke Besson lived in Russia, he would have directed the film "Route Taxi". and documentary.

of Saratov. The morning. The city center. I stand at the stop, waiting for the bus to the institute. Arrives at the Caen stop with 177 regions, from there the song of pasha wills about barvikha plays, a type comes out of the passenger seat. Age 20-25, drunk, with a bottle of red label in his hand. With a scream, "Ebanarot" approaches the girls standing next to me, and with a twisted tongue asks.
What kind of city is this?? to
The Saratov...
Crying to the driver
You are fucking! I told you that the 64 region of Nihua is not Peter’s! This is not the Neva, but the Volga. The idiot!
climbs into the car, they start to leave, then give up backwards, the guy comes out again
Well, if Volga is nearby, is Volgograd nearby?
In general, not far...
by Vasa! We’re going to see Mammaev Kurgan! to forward!
And they leave. Everyone was laughing)

A couple of years ago I read in some automotive magazine in the chapter of a letter of readers: I bought a new car Kia, and my phone in it started to work badly, on the old car everything was fine. The Nokia phone.
A brilliant response from the editor: Dear reader, read the name of the phone carefully!!! to

Dora: What are you doing?
XXX: Stretch your lips and try to make rotating movements without moving your jaw.
YYYYYYYYYYYY(

This is a real story that happened to my neighbor recently. In his bathroom, one of the boards on the floor is unstable...and once he went to wash. I went to pour hot water... came onto that board... his leg failed... and his back fell onto a boiling tank with water... hot and painful, something to do, well he pushed off his ass on that same tank... can’t get out... the pocket literally boils. How I got out. He came home, sprayed his ass with cream to heal faster. Lie to sleep. In the middle of the night, a cat goes under the blanket, and begins to sliced cream... and there also burned... meat... painfully... he grabs the cat and throws it out to the door. The cat did not give up so easily, she again climbed under the blanket but did not sliced the cream... she decided to move the cream to herself - put her leg with her nails on her messy ass and began to move toward herself... Curtain!

<+BuKToPuHa> 2. Machine for potato digging.
<Nck> thief

Do you imagine that our generation will have to survive the death of Bruce Willis? and :(

In Russia, a working week starting on a Tuesday is considered to be successful.

Someone hacked my contact.. apparently some secret misbehavior.. he added pretty hard porn to my videos and noted on it all the girls that I had in my friends. The signature under the video was this:
Take a child too!? to
Of course the comments were all of the kind "Fu, Andrei!", "You went with such proposals!", "The Perversionist!" and so on. The girls wrote in person to let me call them or that we could meet!!!!! to
I don’t know who you are, but thank you!!! I have not had sex for six months, and now something seems to be planned!!! Ura!! to

xxx: and also he, when he just started working, poured all the flowers in the department with alcohol, which our administrator kept in a bottle of minerals, so that it would be flammable.
YYY: YY, and what he was after? =) is
What happens usually with all kinds of dogs?
YYY: Was he appointed as the head of the department?
Fuck you, you knew it.

to this:

Recalling how the comrade was helped here with the title of the film, I turn to the readers of Bora.

The People! Give me the name of the game, a bit similar to Tetris.
Only there you need to collect the pipes (moving from the bottom up), through which the energy moves, or some other help, who knows what a game!
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The name of the game myself I do not remember, but the equalizer of both parts of the game (and their 2) is at home, if I need to pass, tell where you can find your aska :)
Bring the plush to the guy, cat odmin shredder...

I sleep. I dream of my wife with some wicked, going to betray me in general. I stand and can do nothing. But here I remember that somewhere under the bed on which I sleep lies an old gift machete. And by the effort of will I wake up with the thought - I will immediately take the machete and back...

Comments on "Do it yourself. Radio without batteries" on the hub

sse
20 September 2009, 22:31
In my opinion, the radio "Mayak" can even be taken on a sausage with ketchup :) In a homemade receiver with nonexistent selectivity it is more difficult to get rid of than to take.

In response to:
Well, know the shit, that even those who are commonly referred to as "strings" - quite normal adequate people, those who hold the top 10 in the world's raids of these games no shit, who sit on the neck of a mommy, these are people with a normal job / place of study, just all their hobbies - somebody runs around clubs, somebody crosses, and somebody plays in la 2\'s and feels great, so let it be a shit to equate the pederastes with a pederast instead of the brain with normal adequate people.
Gamers, let’s not let ourselves be equal to the shit. The plushes.
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About myself I play in the Russian Federation 3rd year) achieved a lot there, I have a son (1.5 years old), a car for 30 thousand U.E. The apartment in which the repair is now underway. So you, the author of the first quotation, go to Dolbaev!!! 2nd quote by the author!!! to
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Yes, yes, I have a million dollars, what a car, a whole harem and two dozen children, and all this I have achieved by playing MMORPG. And really, the top 10 from any server is the shit of what else to look for. It takes a lot of free time. either a person on the maintenance of his parents, or he has a good cash reserve. But the second case in nature does not occur, because with money you can do a lot of interesting things. And the shit is going to go away.

I’m scared, I’m going to wear socks.

I transfer the recordings from the phone. I reached the number of teacher of psychology and pedagogy. I read: "Nikolai Nikolaevich (psych and ped)". I think... %