XXX: Mishana has returned from the trip. I have been in Colombia for the last two weeks. He says, now for him a completely different meaning has the saying "we sit on the trail";

XXX was today. I connect the girl, attach the cable. An alcoholic woman comes out of the neighboring apartment. He asks you do? I connect the internet. In what apartment? In the 149. and Aaaah. The girl lives there. A good girl. It just fucking fucking. I just shrugged there.

xxx:I explain how to use the internet, and I think "in the ass fuck, in the ass fuck, in the ass fuck..."

I work at SC.Hard working day, patience at the outcome. calls client(s):
Q: Hi to you! What is "Nokia"?
I am: Yes. I listen to you!
Q: What is your work schedule, on what days?
I: - from Pn to Pt and so on...
I put on the phone and in 5 minutes:
Q: Hi to you! This is Nokia"s "Say, do you repair the phones that fell into the water?
I: Yes, but it is already paid and not a guarantee repair.
In 10 minutes:
Q: Hi to you! Is the Nokia Model 6700 plastic or iron?
I am metal, but there are plastic parts. Can you call once and ask everyone, instead of calling back every 10 minutes and not distracting us from work?
In five minutes:
Q: Hi to you! What is "Nokia"? Tell me, please, you say that the Nokia 6700 model is iron, so why is it not attracted by a magnet?
I: - 0_0 Meaning of why?! to
K (with a mourning voice): - Well he lies in the river, I attached a magnetic to the rope and I try to get him, and he doesn't want to be attracted.
After 10 minutes of ringing the phone, the customer did not call again =)

Sometimes the alarm clock rings in the morning, you look at it and think:
I slept with these couples.! to

Here in Facebook came up with a new slogan for the Xbox - "Play in the box". is magnificent.

Do they all go to Foursquare? In ten years, graduates will write letters of thanks. Thus will they write: "the worshipable caspadine menizder abrozavaneya!...";;

My husband cut the sausage and asked me:
Man: Is it enough for us?
I’m not going to be a sausage, you’ll definitely have enough.
Husband: Okay... and cuts off a few more things...

Niki: And in fact I started to notice that she doesn’t eat at all... on the village diet?
Yes, you know her appetite. She just noticed that she ate a lot...and you know what she did? I found a large bowl, measured that there is a full plate of soup and now pretends to be sitting on one tea...and everyone praises her, said the good guy, took the mind...
Nicky is a pipe.

If it were not a reminder in contact, only your mom and grandmother would congratulate you on your birthday.

<Vrooom> I was walking somewhere in the park. A little boy approaches me and asks, “Do you believe in unicorns?” I answered "No" Here he took and put on my head a corner of his ice cream, hysterically grumbled and ran away, shouting, “Now you believe it!”and "

When a girl has a guy who is a footballer, she goes to his matches.
When a girl has a guy guitarist, she goes to his concerts.
What if a girlfriend is a programmer?
M: That girl, usually, goes away from him on the h*j.)

I bite my nails.
Your hands don’t know where they grow from, and you sweat them in your mouth.

Oh you, cat butt caught on the flight! The fucking...

Discussion of 3D TVs

Is it more enjoyable to watch porn on television?
yyy: I doubt how pleasant it is when a man from the TV almost ticks you in the face with the yen.
Do not look with your mouth open :)

The conversation between mother (M) and sister (C). Small 8 years.
Q: Mom, what are condoms?
This is... a medicine!
C: From what?
M from infection.
C: From which one?
My mom calls something.
A: I thought I’t get pregnant.

Student life is not easy. My food, my food.

My cat is suffering.
XHH: The problem is with him.
WOW: Has something happened?? to
He doesn’t know on which side to lie.
XHH: climbing and turning
HHH: And then it cries again

A smart man will think about your problems. 50 rubles / min

XXX(20:24:43 3/10/2011)
I have already made 2 websites.
XXX(20:24:49 3/10/2011)
One for a jacket.
YYY(20:24:52 3/10/2011)
)))))))))))))))))))))))))))
XXX(20:24:54 3/10/2011)
The Skin
YYY(20:25:00 3/10/2011)
and the second for "Brother of beer popiem answer"

And my wife is smart, she puts in the toilet in addition to the air refresher for cleaning the toilet and some other stuff. Interesting, there is something to read :)