Few people know that the car "Oka" runs on the battery from the Nokia-3310.

and Sapphire:
What is the name of baby breasts?
and shrimp:
Plyths
and Sapphire:
its
and shrimp:
The Phantom :D

The day came to me with hops and flames.
Do you have a player to call?
Then he understood what he said, silenced and left.

The Law of Construction: There is no place in the building that the workers have not yet taken over.

A week ago, our mega-assistant of the pearcher asked everyone a question:
- The typography requires a layout in some vectors in 10m Corel, but I only have 12. How to?
On all proposals to take advantage of the regime "save as..." - offended...

I saw a letter to her today:
Dear Mila, last time I said I needed your logo in Corel Vector Version 10. My program will not open files saved in later versions. It will never open. Even if you pack your file into an archive or rename it to *.jpg! if you have trouble understanding this text - call me and I will tell you which buttons on the keyboard should interest you"

The brightest memories brought from Baku: in the local McDonald’s you can and should be in a hurry.

Asleep under the music of the car.
Q: How big are you? Where are you? Have you been expelled from home?What did you make? what did you make?Come and I accept 😉
It’s quiet and quiet 😉 Machine is a time machine.
Q. What is it??? Are you smoking again???You have promised!We have nothing more to talk about!
The small...

XXX is Hi!
Tagged: health
XXX: How to study?
yyy: Trying to get out of the hole%)

Tagged with: bl@t

Gray: the cleaner pulled 3 wires out of the net and thinks we have too many of them!!! to

Gray: If it were my will, it would come out with a mega thin back and a piece of swab from below...

xxx: :D At the moment home I was driving saw the painting with oil)))) hoppy look clear, the boy approached the lighthouse and apparently decided to "and the bullets to wait.. eb.. nah..!" SIT ON THE SHORTCHES and sat until it burned green...I cried :D:D:D
yyy: Harsh in Peter the Boy))

There is no fool who does not consider himself a wise man.

My daughter (5 years old):

The teacher asked, “Who is Putin in Russia?” And we all answered:

“The Bear!“”

The teacher asked, “Who is the President of Russia?”

Russia is the only country in the world that protects

citizens only and exclusively in a foreign territory.

From the chat of one online game.
How do you change your nick here?and (

3 of September. of Moscow. ALTERFAX - As told at a press conference, Colonel General Alexei Rukavitsyn, the leadership of the country has taken a principled decision on the creation of information troops.

The blogger, senior sergeant of k/s Timothy G. raised the remaining division into an information attack, the first to break into the enemy's friendship recordings. He confronted the enemy’s blogger and destroyed him and all his bots during the fight.

Blogger-major Pushny Zv., being under a constant strong flash mob for several hours, searched for information. Continuously producing content, Major Pushny Zv. He repelled four flash-mobs and repeatedly went into a counterattack, missing in comments. During the last counterattack, Major Pushny was funny. He was awarded the title of subordinate".

<pro100org@nizm> are there any live?
Rebel cast off the cover of the tomb and stood up.
<Rebel®> is there!

All, I’ll never leave Ashka for the night again. Karoch yesterday was at graduate meetings, walked, swollen, came home closer to midnight, thought the site to finish (the deadlines are appropriate). I fell asleep on the keyboard, the children woke up at 4 in the morning, someone knocked in the ash, I read: "MARAZM(04:12) Hi, let’s make friends!". Until the morning I sat and waited for Alcoholism and Sclerosis.

JanPoul (19:23:35 4/09/2008)
How many cakes to cook?

Ori (19:31:13 4/09/2008)
They are choking.)

For our first-time students, senior streams organized a traditional evening of greeting and dedication. Playgrounds there are all kinds of, acquaintance, exchange of experiences, drunkenness. They did some kind of task there - the first-time students were tied in the eyes, built in a row, hands on the shoulders of the previous one and all blindly tapped around the park for the leading senior student. Tom stopped for a moment. Well, he didn’t think long, and grabbed that column around the tree to walk the ring. They are going. I and a friend went by, he suddenly stumbled and said "give a photo". And he went to these at the tree, entered the middle of the ring and, as the only sighting, led the whole shelter to the other end of the park. Then he dragged them to another tree.

A familiar guy told me.
It stops a zero-toned 99 layer.
He approaches the car, knocks, and is not opened. And so for 20 minutes. In half an hour, the car is broken and there is no one.
A drunk man, who was driving, broke into the luggage through the saliva and fell asleep there.
A special street magic.