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[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №54372
 04.10.2011
AAA: Water is purchased at work, but not in a cooler
And with a pump like that... with a nose.
So I noticed...
If a girl pumps water, then she closes her nose.
The cover...
And if a guy, he is knocking on his nose!
BBB: They are shaking the dots! and ;-)

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №54371
 04.10.2011
VKontakte photo of a girl in the middle of some ruins.
The first comment: "The consequences of PMS" =)

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №54370
 04.10.2011
NaZg:de:Donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft. It is translated into Russian as "Society of servants of the junior branch of the construction supervision body under the main management of the electric service of the Danube vessel."

moriel81: asks, and why in Germany the Twitter hasn’t lived...

[ + 95 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54369
 04.10.2011
I'm a mouse-click, I'm a crawler-crawler, I'm a motherboard in the middle of the pay, I'm a processor - hot as an aggressor, I'm a cartoon - bytes confused, I'm a keyboard - dusty fool, I'm a CD-ROM - you can't cut it with a tail, I'm a sim - ten years, ten winters, I'm a monitor - colored like a tomato, I'm a disc driver - healthy like a chamber, we're two ports - unknown to the hell, I'm AWE-32 - I mentally pronounce words, I'm a fax modem - from forty microchips, I'm a Rotrobon printer - I'm roaring like a furious elephant
and c)

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №54368
 04.10.2011
Max: guess, it was you that broke your firm’s lap, right?
dmjh: yes - the second time a wooden pen broke
dmjh: tree is still a good material, but not for fighting roots
dmjh: she doesn't want to beat her own and ends up committing suicide
Max: If this theory were true at least 1% not a single hammer on the hammer could not be used without risk
dmjh: possibly seals are cut out of sociopathic trees

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №54367
 04.10.2011
Where do you find such work? That Nihua do not do with the director of the mother-in-law! Where does the profit in the company come from?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №54366
 04.10.2011
The glass of our people’s patience seems to have a hole in the bottom.

[ + 66 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54365
 04.10.2011
told a acquaintance. Three years ago, a Russian-speaking Korean brought her daughter to first class in Moscow to arrange. Zavoch explained to all parents who came with the children that they are accepted to this school only on the basis of an interview. She took the girl's hand and, with the words "and you mommy wait here," took her to the office. They leave in 5 minutes.
The girl runs to her mother, hides behind her and whispers, “Mom, I don’t want to go to this school. They ask stupid questions.”
The Zavoch says, “We can’t take your girl. I asked her:
“Animals are flying?” She replied, “Yes”
A Korean woman turns to her daughter, “Daughter, why did you answer that? The birds fly.”
What the girl, looking behind her mom's shirt and looking at the sound, says, "Yes? What about the flying mouse?”
The warm-hearted one could only say, “We’re taking your girl.”

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №54364
 04.10.2011
Do they all go to Foursquare? In ten years, graduates will write letters of thanks. Thus they will write: “The wealthy caspadine menizder abrosavaneya!...”

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54363
 04.10.2011
Sometimes you’ll ask me what I love more than you or life?I’ll answer the car...And you’ll leave without knowing that I still love tea and waffles.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №54362
 04.10.2011

P@nTJR@ (13:13:11 3/10/2011)
Hi what you do.
Yuri (13:13:34 3/10/2011)
I go
P@nTJR@ (13:14:36 3/10/2011)
Pleasant appetite
Yuri (13:16:02 3/10/2011)
In the sense?
Yuri (13:16:41 3/10/2011)
A fucking
Yuri (13:16:44 3/10/2011)
I fucking eat.
P@nTJR@ (13:17:15 3/10/2011)
What a good appetite!! to
Yuri (13:19:39 3/10/2011)
A monster jumping from the roof

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №54361
 04.10.2011
My colleague is now returning from the tavern and says, “I’m now like I’ve been to the movie.” Closed and the door drops the pen straight into the garbage bowl"

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №54360
 04.10.2011
xxx: In the list of things for which to kill creators, you need to add YouTube ads.
xxx: especially pleased when when watching the video suddenly on the full volume turned on a new picnic advertisement.
xxx: I then long explained to my parents that the phrases "Oh, he’s so big!" and "31cm!" have nothing to do with porn.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №54359
 04.10.2011
We had a fire at Matthew once:
I forgot to tell you, so I repeat.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №54358
 04.10.2011
Questions and Answers Email:
Where to buy an anti-tank mine? for self defense.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №54357
 04.10.2011
I catch a car on the Bolsheviks. Hours of 23
I am a strongly drunk 27-year-old boy with a slight stroke of gout.
Well, that’s just a boy from our area.
He said, “Are you a mammoth?
HH: I say no
Q: Do you catch the car here? Do you like to hang out with strangers? Would you be in the car in your mouth? Do I better? (Let it be so cute)
I am not lost and I say: No, I am going to identify.
He was somehow behind.)
This is our beautiful area.

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54356
 04.10.2011
He: I want to get divorced.
She: After ten years? Why is?
He: I still love someone from my past.
She said: I knew it!! Is this the shit you added to your friends?? to
He: No, not her.
She: Then tell me who she is! I will kill that fox!! to
He: You have already killed her.
She: What are you about? I did not kill anyone. Who is she?
He: She... the girl you were.

[ + 102 - ] Comment quote №54355
 04.10.2011
C is:
My mother once told me to clean garlic. He says there, next to the stove...
So I cooked a half day of garlic - and my mom meant 1 head.

Morality: do not forget to enter the condition of exit from the cycle in the code.

[ + 41 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54354
 04.10.2011
Murziki, Batons...I am generally the Topok of Friedrich Engels is a super porn star, fucking... :(

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №54353
 04.10.2011
HH: Those are your fricadels. The fucking! I went to the other end of the city!!!by 1111addin
WOW: They are ohuenny - from this and your statement follows your insufficient friccadelephility.
After this journey, I expected to see a pyramid of fricadelies on a gold plate, a river of strawberries and a pony crawling with potato pures.

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