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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №144074
 21.08.2017
I need a man’s advice. My match has been black clouds lately, seems to be about to fall in love. How can I deal with his feelings?
Tagged: mines
ZZZ: I think that
Do it to him.
xxxx are worried. I came for good advice. What could he miss?
Beta-phenylethylamine is lacking in the blood
XXX is what?
Yyy: the hormone of Kaifa. It is contained in special "eforic" drinks.
yyy: produced during the mine

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №144073
 21.08.2017
What happens if a Chinese machine gun is fired into a Chinese armor?
YYY: Two whispering Chinese.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №144072
 21.08.2017
I watched the last Star Wars. All the heroes of the film are dead. The Bloody Disney! There was no such shit with Lucas.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №144071
 21.08.2017
On the Internet man to man − a troll.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №144070
 21.08.2017
This

No, the best translation of the name turned Frodo Beggins into Fedu Avoskin. This is perfect!"

But literal correspondence was in Goblin - Fedor Sumkin.
The concept of "avosskaya" was not born in English)))

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №144069
 21.08.2017
XXX: It is not her. Emma Watson has one breast below the other.
YYY: 50% of babies have one breast below the other
zzz: and the other 50% are one higher than the other

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №144068
 21.08.2017
"My princess is offended when I call her so."

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №144067
 20.08.2017
You are so stupid!You should never lose at the casino!
Why Why?
You will explain the rules.! to

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №144066
 20.08.2017
XXX: Please tell me, can a passenger be allowed into the cockpit, during or after landing? Somewhere I read what they can do if they are "your", i.e. in love with the sky. Tell me how true is that? Can they let go at all?
YYY: If you’re in love with a stewardess, you’ll be allowed to go to the bathroom with her.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №144065
 20.08.2017
First they defend their right to smell, and then complain that the girls in the bus do not pay attention to them...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №144064
 20.08.2017
Comments on the video with the welder, from which the cup is poured through the bottom
XXX: It seems to me that there will always be a loose under it
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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №144063
 20.08.2017
From the comments to the article "The State will take control of the critical infrastructure of Runet"

BlessYourHeart
This is all due to the insufficient intellectual capabilities of the current powerholders.
In their sick concept of the world there is the Great Russia and the Evil West. With this arrangement, of course, it is logical to have protection if the Evil West decides to disconnect Great Russia from such a resource as the Internet.

NUWEN
I fear they have a more cynical view of the world: there is a great West, in which their offspring live and their savings are stored, and there is a wicked Russian woman on the chain, which they doy and tighten their necklace.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №144062
 20.08.2017
So, there is a movie "The Needle" with Chao in the main role.
The same director filmed "The Needle Remix". in the year 2010.
Victor Tsoy in the lead role.
I know, of course, that Zhou is alive, I just didn’t know that he’s still in movies.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №144061
 20.08.2017
I and the ski tents. Or blending, not quite understandable.And I never understood why they needed anti-tank waves.But it inspires. 46 square kilometers enclosed with rocks and two shafts, 37 kilometers of fortifications. This is the 6th century before our era. and remained.
The rams worked. None of the skiffic parking lots were occupied by tanks.


[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №144060
 20.08.2017
Do you know why people are serving in the army? But that they did not pay attention to such dumbobism, and it was used to them.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №144059
 20.08.2017
xxx: How many times do you think a genuine brutal heterosexual has the right to rub his ass after he has kicked and remain heterosexual? Two times, three times? Can I wash my ass? Are wet wipes an acceptable compromise – or is it already suspicious about the wipes? Or all the ways of Pidar, except the stoning, as the book of Leviticus tells us?

YYY: Are these guys all so harsh and brutal? The soup from the shot gills is filled with powder and eaten with a small sapphire spade? They are shaved with a knife, and their lice are the size of a cocard? well well. Then the ass of the Zippo lighting.

XX: I suspect that Zippa is a bitch. The lights are probably scanning.

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №144058
 20.08.2017
bcc1357: Well, the survivor should be judged for three murders, not the gunman.
In some jurisdictions there is such a doctrine. When committing a deliberate crime, the responsibility for all the bodies that appeared as a result of the crime lies with those who committed the crime and not with those who made the bodies.

If it is group, then all members of the group are responsible. Or those who survived. They are also responsible for the bodies of their partners.

For example, even if a police officer shot one of the members of the group, the rest of the members are charged with killing that member. The victim defended. Then the other members sit.

And then it is very easy to solve the question of what "no one has to answer, so we lay down the one who defended".

Or if someone enters your house in the process of committing a crime, and you are the one of him, then he himself is considered to be guilty of killing him. And if at this time in the car was sitting his partner, then the guilty in his murder is considered his partner.

Very good doctrine. We could take them, but they don’t care who they are. The important thing is that someone sits down so that it can be completed. If so, let those who commit crimes be put to death, not those who are forced to defend themselves.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №144057
 20.08.2017
I work as a courier. One evening, rolling out of the courtyard, I see a guy running behind the bus with a huge bouquet and has no time - the bus touches, leaving the guy at a stop.



Since I was driving in the same direction as the bus, I decided to help the guy. Naturally, I heard the standard set: the matter of life and death, like everything serious and so on. But it was not very important to me, it was just helping a person in the hope of filling up his karma. I took a guy 2 stops ahead and would have safely forgotten this story if I had not been called in 2 months:



and hello. We will have a girl. Would you be crucified?

You mistaken the number.

Do not be wrong. Remember the guy with a bucket?

The UGU...

We fought then, it turned out that I was pregnant and decided to have an abortion, if not you...



The guy in GAI works. I remembered the number and didn't know how to thank, and fate itself threw the gift. This is how I found my best friend and my favorite green-eyed crucifixion.

Fate always offers gifts, don’t miss yours!

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №144056
 20.08.2017
I work in Minneapolis.
xxx: "My bust" in my case the actual replacement))

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №144055
 20.08.2017
Regarding pederasty and brutality, I saw the following story:

This is Max.
Max: Great guys!
Max chooses the most courageous thing for himself.
Max is AGA.
For example, wearing a beard
Max: Yes, that’s brave enough for me.
xxx: Boxing, getting interested in weapons, being able to repair a car
Max: Yes, that’s courageous enough for me.
There are many women around Max.
Max: But they’re not brave enough for me.
And so Max lives with Peter the Tooker.

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