Signs of betrayal:

I came home and it smelled like gasoline. I was riding with my mistress, and in order to smell the smell of gasoline, I washed my hands and soaked my lunch!
2nd In the neck (or other part of the body) scratched wound or scratches! It was a straw, and he struck him with either a sparkle paper or bricks beaten, anything else!

There are, of course, cases that actually accidentally gasoline poured on itself and injured accidentally! Sometimes these moments are worth paying attention.

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The second point is just a gesture, Rambo is just resting.

by KMP
Yesterday afternoon, I got drunk with a friend and lost. Now I have to talk about myself only on average for a week. Shoot me please.

Fuck you Fury?

Rukenau: It is true. Do you send everyone to the nurses, and doctors too?
I was on the train yesterday and slept on my upper shelf. I wake up, and there down there are two companions talking about themselves. One of them, a doctor, consults with a colleague about who to recruit to the new medical center.
- Mar-Vanna - she is the last fox, no doctor, but how she knows how to upset the patient. Immediately a fifth of directions for tests and ultrasound, and all of them are scratched, but no one recovers to the end, as he came to her, and goes, then to be treated, then to be checked. And the sick love her at the same time, and acquaintances are advised...
Or here is Ludochka, five years of experience, a wonderful specialist, but after all, she is almost all recovering. She immediately diagnosed correctly, the course of treatment, and all, the patient is healthy. No longer comes to her.
And they found that for the Mar-Vanna medical center is 300% more useful, because it brings more money. They joined her candidacy.

to this:
to this:

I was told by all the Russian language teachers that the only word in
In Russian, it is written with two soft characters, and this is the word "seld", here
I grew up and learned one more thing – drunk, it’s been ten years and now I’m drunk.
I know one more...
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Fuck... Which?! to
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Here’s every fifth quotation about pelmeni... is it so hard to guess? =) is

Everyone who got a message from me: "give me, please, please, please, let’s have sex" – that’s spam. If you agree, write in person.

A description of the slides:
The opposite slugs may seem even more disgusting if they learn how they reproduce. These creatures have both male and female genitals. When two slugs meet, each tries to bite the genital organ of the other. The one who succeeds becomes the dad and the other slime becomes the mother, respectively.

Dance of Love O_O

British scientists have found that British scientists are stupid to do...

Did you feed the dog?
YYY: I asked, she replied that she was young.

H1Da[N]: Fuck I am these hamburgers
Gedeon: EDOPHIL))

Never ever!! Again I repeat NEVER suck the fire from the gas plate with the vacuum cleaner!!! to

In response to all this:

In response to this:
Here I go and feel like a true MUSTCHINA - barefoot, but you don't have to get married)))
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Those who think that I’m wrong and a cheerful man should behave like that – press a minus.
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So those who think that he, like a cloth, should sit at the table and mock his parents, and then run away all the way.
Click the minus XD
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Whoever is wearing black socks - press the plus!!! to

for pedestrians and cars. A year ago, me and my twin daughters (again 5 years old) were almost shot down by a cruiser that flew out of the underground parking lot of Ashan. My deceitful appearance (an eye-catching, dull, 40-year-old male) played a wicked joke with him - pleased to break him both wrists and both keys, providing absolute nirvana for 1.5 months in the hospital for philosophical reflections on the meaning of life. I made a conclusion for myself. Since then I have missed all the pedestrians.

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I sell the ring, you won’t regret it.
Are you Gandalf?

Why did you not come to the exam? The sky again!
and no. Pippi came to me yesterday. I drank a couple of drinks and fell asleep, I forbade the people to mourn, saying that if you wake up, I will drive them out. I wake up in the morning, the stomach hurts, it hurts to touch the face, I ask what it is. It turned out that these idiots, decided to cook the petals at 3 in the morning, and carrying them from the kitchen to the room managed to turn them over to me, and that's not all. I woke up by myself and was just going to scream, as I was knocked with a taburet on the cushion, so that they would not be melted out on the street... Now I am in the hospital... with shock.

You know how scary it is to buy condoms for the first time, but buying a pregnancy test for the first time is even more scary.

HHH
and :-)
I watched the 9th.
WOWU
And how is it?
HHH
Not bad enough.
Foley reminds me :)
And generally such a dark stuff. I would even say a mixture of folate, terminator and buratino.

The word "prognosis" is a private derivative of the phrase: "The hell knows it."

A deserted street. Darkness, a lighthouse and, strangely enough, a pharmacy. I go out of the pharmacy with the "pax plus", because tomorrow is a very responsible business meeting, at which everyone will chew their ears and, if not lucky, I first. In the distance, a large man of unfathomable appearance approaches.
On the left I see a black cat sitting at the bottom of a tree with the obvious intention of crossing to the right. I’m not superstitious, but the hell knows it. I slow down, expecting that the man will cross the supposed trajectory of the cat before me.
However, after processing the information of his movement, I realize that he is also slowing down. The fucking! I shorten the steps. But it came to his mind too. I feel like I will soon be sowing like a Japanese in a kimono. It is uncomfortable.
We approached the cat at the same time. She is sitting on what she is waiting for.
Here the man hangs, questioningly looking at me, who also stood on the brake.
He said, “And what shall we do?”
I was nervous: “I have an important job tomorrow!”
He said, “Thank you and I have an exam.”
And the cat, the beetle, sits, and begins to slip out.
At this time, after interrupting our talks, wherever we go, a seam runs out because of the shells. And to the cat. The cat, instead of beating, as they used to, bending his back and giving resistance, on the contrary, wandering between the high contracting parties, fired a rocket across the road. Follow it the same way, not ceasing to flood the laughter, and the sewing.
We stood like fools, but we looked at each other friendlyly.
He said, “What shall we do?”
I said, “You are a man!”
He said, “Then it is so. Because we both risk, and I, as you will see, a man. I suggest the following. I go to your side, and we go in a perpendicular direction to the restaurant, where I invite you to mark my failure to the exam tomorrow.”
That is how I met my husband. Today we have a double and a lot of luck. Then he passed the exam.
Don’t be afraid of black cats.

Hearing applause in the cabin after the landing of the airliner, the polished crew commander immediately lifted the aircraft into the sky and performed on the bis Nestorov loop, a barrel and other figures of the highest pilot.

From which site:

German grandfather, who is 89 years old. He went through the whole war without a single scratch, in captivity, which is typical, never was, served as a telephone operator. On the side of the Germans, of course. From the conversation with him it turns out that he has never heard or even suspected of such a calling as "URA!" He knows the word perfectly well. Because with such a scream, the Russians jumped into the barracks or went to attack. Another scream: "From now on, she is mother!" meant that now they would be attacked not only by infantry, but also by tanks.