xxx: with the first day of autumn, which was defiled x))))
YYY: with the New Year before the Petrov reform
XXX: the beginning of the 2nd World War
September 1 is Pedophile Day.
yyy: 0_o
Day of Heroes in Tanzania!
Happy work day in Puerto Rico!! to
Day of the Revolution in Egypt!!!! to
yyy: close the Wikipedia now)

For work I had to go to one very deaf village in the Smolensk region, from the track for another three hours on the ground, amidst the forests and fields I see a settlement - 20 pieces of crumbling bushes. I stop the car next to my grandmother’s fence and ask:
How to go to Trochino?
She responded to me:
Do you have a navigator?
A second for 10 fell into a stupor, unclearly for what thanked, and under the gods of the sitting behind went on...
Civilization will destroy the world.

XXX is gift. How is it?
YYY: How to say. Sins and laughter.
XXX What Happened? =) is
YYY: Do you know the phrase "Draw a friend out of the shit"?
xxx: well? )))
YYY: So, it has been experimentally established that if a friend is an idiot, it is not necessarily a metaphor.
XXX: O_O
XXX: How is it?? to
YYY: Do you tell from the beginning or from the end?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
YYY: Yesterday evening Max called: "Dude, dude! Do you know what an air station is? Do you know??? This is the place where all the shit of the city gathers!!! Let’s go see?Oh well plz!!"
xxx is a bit! 😉 My friend is also an idiot! lol lol lol 😉
YYY: Who is it? I know him?
YYY: and though...o_o

sysadmins.ru
Puxapg_3opre: I will be brief.
What to strive for as a worthy compensation for accepting the title of a Materially Responsible Person in the office with the revenue-expense of equipment for millions each month?

Fuzzy_Logic: I will be brief. The Venice.

The xxx:
By the way, it was interesting to read her brand - bought clothes for interviews, bought silk strings. I’m really curious what kind of job she’s putting up for. 😉

and NN:
That fucking. when we go to the Sokol, buy for the excursion and go to the pharmacy to take gondons - it doesn't mean, it doesn't mean that we are pedophiles))))

The xxx:
Noah, you see, we’ve never bought Gandons for trips yet =)

The xxx:
At least I

The xxx:
So...

The xxx:
by Fuck!

A acquaintance said:
His grandmother calls to the reference:
B: Tell me the phone of the store???! to
( they say )
B is right!
(The phone is hanging)

Friend status: "My cat is looking for a friend"

Saz (12:06:41 1/09/2003)
write better "my pussy is looking for a friend"

Saz (12:07:01 1/09/2003)
I think more people will respond.

Saz (12:07:13 1/09/2003)
and ROFL

The gas. Go to a club with friends. Well, we drank a couple of cocktails, danced, took a calcium, and returned home in a taxi. I think I have rested well, positively, all cool.
At home, my mom looks at me and says “I don’t know what you’re doing there!” You smell, you smell. Per you do not know with whom!"
and bleak. I did not have a rest, but a sad shit. I can’t justify my mother’s suspicions.

What is stress epilation?
Cut your hair in your ass!

They decided to joke about a colleague (both zodiac twins). In Excel, they recorded a macro on the combination of ctrl + c keys - pops up an inscription with a call to go to the boss, immediately.
We sit and wait for a friend to find this inscription... half a day has passed...
Andrei hasn’t used Ctrl+C yet.
He had to come up with a macro on the Explorer (unfortunately not). I would have discovered it much earlier.)
-Can set a threshold for him to remember the often clicked keys...or can give him macros on all the combinations of ctrl keys and all the letters of the alphabet... whatever comes out)
Let him stick through each double click of the mouse. Or not... by clicking the inter-screen will be turned 180 degrees, the mouse will be attached to the foot of the chair, will move away, the mouse will run away from it at a crazy speed. You can rename all the folders...he’ll go and look for what he needs.
Hitler was also a twin. Probably only wanted the budget fund to increase and engaged...))

Aaa: With the holiday of September 1 failed!!! (= the
BBB: Are you a lucky guy?
The SS:
...
Zzzz: Aaa Believe, failure is we and you. They go to school tomorrow and we go to work tomorrow. and :(
AAA = =

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VitekiusTM: Give up the...
I go to the toilet at work, the light is turned off and does not work... Well, I close, I stand with my phone lighting up and do the need! And at the end, I hear suddenly as if the phone had been hanged... I get out of the toilet, I look like the last call from me to the Director... it seems as if while holding the phone, I had no intention of tapping it! He listened to the party for 10 to 15 seconds...melty!
STASKO: =)))) Are you looking for a credible revenge now?? to
VitekiusTM: If... I’m looking for a job with a humoristic director...

No guys, it can’t be!

I drive in traffic jams, I don’t touch anyone on my Ford Taurus, and there’s a toned shock. And from the lowered glass hangs the rod without half the teeth, in a cap. And this subject screams to me: "Are you a bull?"I answer: "Where did you get this? And he replied, "So the taurus is a calf, and the calf is a bull!" Logically)) And I found something to answer) " And you are a peder? Shoha in translation from the Albanian pederist means: it was necessary to see the faces of these comrades. But they remained silent. And I went on.)

Hop education is growing, though not in the right direction, but it is growing.

Fuck... I sat behind the comp =( The neighbor on the party highlighted his conscript with lines. So she had to distinguish them in red and green. I saw that the notebook mistake highlights I barely raised the jaw.

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Fu Misha
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Concerned Animal
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DADAD
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I am such
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Also a narcissist.
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and drunken
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Small and large cattle breeders
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The rapist
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Come faster
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I missed

He: Who is here?
She is a ghost)
He is good?
She: Aha and with the motor)
A leap of liters?
3 liters is enough to be a lead.
After three liters, I become a Superman.
The sea on the knee?
Higher than the sea and not just the sea.

The Illusion:
Russians on the forum:
In Alabama, the local Walmart sold out all the ammunition. A manager asks a buyer what’s the problem? We have already heard that the Russians have captured Georgia, fucking they will take Alabama!
and NIKIFR:
xd
and NIKIFR:
Popeyeeeeeeeeee
The Illusion:
Unfortunately they
The Illusion:
No ammunition will take us.
The Illusion:
At least the appropriate gun is required.

14 What is your name?
They are calling
14 years and you don’t have any?
in your youth environment.
Sometimes people only have names.
You can call me "The distant twenty-five-year-old aunt"

I work in a hypermarket. I sell wallets and wallets. One day, two glamorous girls approach the department. They choose that. One calls the phone and one of them does not shy away. Yes, hello, yes, but today Masha can't, I replace her, Marina, yes, going home, of course, 200 rubles an hour... (They are!!!) andquot;
I didn’t have a good phone call, I was a teacher in English.