In the bathroom, the temperature of the water is regulated by a single handle. It is simple: on the red arrow - hot water, on the blue - cold.
When I bath a child, I move the crane to the red side until the hot water goes. Then I turn it to the blue half, so that it doesn’t fade. The child, however, is convinced that red means cold water, and blue means hot water. No, it is still right! When the crane is red, it is cold, when blue it is hot. She is a serious girl, struggling with the ignorance of others as much as she can, and every time she must try to open my eyes to this fact. I explain to her how I can, but of course she believes her eyes more than her dad.
It can be understood. The experience is demonstrated every night, the result is always the same. Red is cold, blue is hot. What to argue about? These adults have such strange beliefs, and you can't convince them in any way, relying on their own and none. But we know that it is in practice that the truth is known!
c) Bormor

kum9: the noise and gaming in this log is terrible and the whole night to fly until dawn, I read poems to prostitutes and with the bandits I burn alcohol.

Cola: kum9, yes, I think Yesenin would beat you. With the gloves :D

The elite in Russia:
1st Send children to study abroad so that they know one language well.
2nd To get rid of the Russian language, you do not need to learn the language, children know.
Three From abroad to reason "How to equip Russia".

And the shamans came into the temple, asking for blessings from nature.
And he killed them by lightning, because they murmured.

I come to the hospital, and there is a doctor named Redemptor.
I go into the store, and the guard’s name is Commander.
In this world everything is in its place.

Better learn to see in women people, be interested in their personality and hobbies, not just what they have between their legs, be easy to communicate, respect personal space - and your chances of sex will increase incredibly.
by *****
All of my acquaintances, who were always given without special problems, differed only in one quality.
They could hide for hours on any proposed topic, and they were terribly similar to all the politicians in the zombie watch.

A joke, haven’t you read it? Grandma enters Sber and asks the manager, where, sweetheart, is the Rotenberg villa in Sardinia to pay for? But here is the window, grandmother, behind the mothers with three children will be.

I like our mattress, let’s take it with us when we move.
YYY: It is sold
Here’s what you need to do with your 100kg!
You are not yours, you are angry.

I remember this procedure as a child. Aunt asks how the animal speaks, well, and I, feeling like a complete fool, pronounce "gaw-gaw", "miu" and so on. Everything went well until she asked how people were whispering. I, being fully convinced that a whisper is merely a quiet pronunciation of ordinary words, find it difficult to formulate this in a sound imitating form and am confusedly silent. At this test ended, apparently also acknowledging me undeveloped (I do not remember the verdict).
But for the rest of his life he has remembered that people are whispering, it turns out - "Shu-shu".
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As a father of three children, I have a firm belief that all these child psychologists and psychiatrists are slightly fucking. For example, a certificate in the garden requires a certificate from a psychiatrist.
"Something child you have inhibited" I am her - and nothing that we are in your turn for half a day. She signed, signed...

I have a cat.
Nicholas LOL
Dmitry: on our website? (Logo in the form of a cat)
No, at home
Tagged: local cat
It can be called localhost.
Tagged: localhvost

The Untold:

Compensation for foreign decisions.
I know that the white tape will distort it and serve it in the style of "the evil tyrant will take the bread from the grandmothers and give to their fat masters, who will be justly punished by the holy Western jurisdiction, all on the Maidan", so I will say in advance that a) we must first prove in our court the injustice of the foreign decision; b) the country that has acted as the initiator of the case will write the compensated amount in debt and prescribe the right to confiscate its property for this amount.
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a) the law is adopted specifically "under" Rotenberg. Do they have to prove something in the "your" court?
b) It would be interesting to see the naive attempt of such confiscation...

and (! ) The compensation is received ONLY from state funds (and the debt to Cuba, for example, is forgiven), yes, from the taxes that we pay and that must go to the social, so you said rightly, the evil tyrant will take bread from grandmothers and give to his fat masters, who will be justly punished by the holy Western jurisdiction, all to the Maidan.

I am always scorned by the usual phrase in news about disasters or terrorist attacks:
"The number of victims (of such an incident) continues to increase". The first thought: "Do they get them there?". The second thought: “Didn’t the plane still crash, or is the explosion still rumbling?”
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Because people begin to die from wounds and injuries received not immediately, they can die within an hour, and can in 30 days in the hospital without coming to consciousness. If a person dies too late after the accident, according to some organizations, compensation may not be received.
and----
Still, but "the number of victims continues to increase" usually refers to the number of identified victims. That is, babahnulo, rescuers scratch and take out the bodies. Someone thinks. Initially, two dead, two wounded, the fate of three hundred unknown, two hours later, 150 dead, two wounded, one died in the hospital, the fate of 149 unknown. And "the number of victims has increased" not by one who died in the hospital...

An anecdote is made.
The rescue work continues in the area of the fall of the two-seat delta plan on the city cemetery. At the moment, about a hundred bodies have been removed from the scene of the tragedy.

1 1 (the girl)
I sell the car in blue color. In good condition! The price is $600 and I did not smoke in the car.

by 222 :
The car mark?

by 333 :
What is the brand? what is the brand?

by 444 :
What's the difference, the main thing is blue))

The tape burns:
10:06 Kafelnikov and Dementiev will return to the court for the Kremlin Cup
10:19 Walking Dead Extended for Season 6

If you think everything is possible, don’t be surprised when they do it with you.

A story from the hometown of the fighter Ivan Poddubny. It happened in the early 20th century. His brother Mitrofan served in St. Petersburg and came home on holiday. When he met his sister Matren, he noticed that she was somewhat sad. The woman told: the husband often drinks, brings the head of drunk friends, they arrange a drinking room in the house. “Al once show them that you are from the Cossack family of the Poddubny,” Mitrofan advised.
Soon the husband returned home with his companions, demanded to cover on the table, bring salt cucumbers from the basement. Matren, a woman of extraordinary strength and weighing under a hundred kilograms, easily took out of the basement a four-bed barrel of cucumbers and so struck her on the table that it collapsed. It did not withstand the impact and the metal frame, which was attached to the barrel. Cucumbers flew around the house. Guests are like the wind. Matrina threw her husband out of the window, saying, “When you fall asleep, knock, maybe, and I’ll open.” Since then, the spouses have lived soul to soul.

At the "Izhmash" plant, in the shop, where Kalashnikov machines are made, the salary is given not day by day, but second by second.

The principle of business soap is that it creates foam and washes dirt at the expense of foam. The principle of dishwashers for dishes, fat solvent, chemical component. Not always solid fat can be washed off with soap. Soap is made from fat.
__________
Your school chemistry teacher should be very ashamed now.

A-Kun: I never thought I would get to that... take a break to work on the second job (

Joint purchases and spices.
Commentary on the topic:

I received a response from the supplier:

andquot; 1 Mac is all standing on the border, and when he appears unknown, the drug laws have been tightened.

2nd Barbaris should appear by the end of December".

Barbary doesn’t seem so bad.