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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №20538
 19.09.2009
I am a postgraduate student at the institute. I have a 404 audience. Every semester there is a new fool who signs next to "not found" I catch - I hang for the eggs!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №20537
 19.09.2009
to this:
And you are confused by the question: Winnie Pooh a pig or a cock?
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Winnie Pooh is a bear.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №20536
 19.09.2009
With the cry "There will be no wedding!!I get out of the balcony.
– – – –
Those who have brought this to the best are just as foolish as this "ridder in socks."
– – – –

I did not get to the best, however, I can not fail to notice that the author of the answer to the quote has never thought about it at all.

People, break up, this happens, I hope I haven’t opened your eyes? Separation can be quite peaceful and pleasant, it happens that both sides want it. Why not? There is no close relationship, it is possible to make friends.

The girl decided to replace the guy. And at the same time, to humiliate, to say, you are a real man, and if you refuse, it is a scrap and bad.

I wonder, I only have the feeling that she has received the merit? And if you choose which of you two is a fool, it is you, the author of the answer.

[ + 76 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №20535
 19.09.2009
The face will be beautiful by going through the Photoshop filters

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №20534
 19.09.2009
It is not we who go through life, but it follows us.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №20533
 19.09.2009
The biggest demand among all printed products is still money.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №20532
 19.09.2009
Our boss reminds me of an old modem "juxel". He whispers, whispers, whispers and mates, but it still works.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №20531
 19.09.2009
red eyes are a sure sign of thinning sting in the head.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №20530
 19.09.2009
Yesterday I saw how the real haishnik was operated.
It stops. Type of document verification. I pull a book with docks.
It opens. There on the first page of the rights of the wife (the surname - Kulikova).
The Wife?
and UGU.
The list goes on. There are my rights.
Are the names different?
What different ones? The same! The pigeon is a swamp pigeon and the pigeon is a city pigeon.
by FSE. The Pizzeria. Mint is dependent. It is not worth six. It appears that the recursion has shaken. Standing for 15-20 seconds, apparently overloaded. He opened up, closed the documents, without looking at the passport. It gives.
Ride from here!

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №20529
 19.09.2009
My son goes to school. – Did you teach? No is! What will you throw away then? The less you know, the stronger you sleep.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №20528
 19.09.2009
The old wire, the rotting pipes, the broken hairdressers and the swimming pools, the collapsing in front of the eyes of the hospital and the stadiums... in short, I looked here at the fourth destination. What a mess in your America!

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №20527
 19.09.2009
It’s not funny, but it’s just one string out of stereotypes.
Many of you think that Americans have a dumb sense of humour, or more accurately, to bluff, scratch and scratch, and mostly the main argument is movies about college, but this is where your beliefs end. I was never very sure of this, and I started to learn English from school. To deny, or to confirm, by convicting yourself. As the saying goes, you have to know the enemy in the face, and fuck in the ass. After studying English, entering the universe, in London, but it doesn’t matter, I started watching American comedians, reading their anecdotes, watching parodies. And jokes about blueberry and furry - there are virtually no. But here is the Camedi Club, the good guys, the fucking talent. Our rush, our rush. Few people know that many jokes sounded on comedies, and in many television shows, have long been haunted and filled with laughter by stupid Americans, even a few years before.
Will my message give you anything but the desire to press a minus I don’t know, but for those who know English the American version of the “all about women” resides on YouTube with the approximate letters lee evans – women. Good news and don’t believe in stereotypes.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №20526
 19.09.2009
It’s not the best idea to watch at least one series of the all-discussed Doctor House when you get up early tomorrow morning.

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №20525
 18.09.2009
I teach economics at the university. And most of all, I am angry not with stupid students, but with those who start evaluating. And here on the next transfer a couple of days ago comes such a characteristic blonde, a complete fool and a famous hysterical. He pulls the ticket, and again not in the tooth. And begins the charm: "Alexander Vasilyevich, well have a chance!" Without questions, pull another. The same song again. Come back in a week. She’s in tears, in tears, and let’s go... And so she got me... Go, I say, under the table! I move my chair. And I always take in an empty audience, students one by one. Her eyes are on her forehead: "Yes, Alexander Vasilyevich, you do what, I do such things..." I tell her - what are you talking about, girl? I don’t offer you any bribes, just sit a minute under the table and get a three. Or shuffle from here. She looked at me like a fool... and rejoiced. And I moved the chair to the place, I sat down at this table, and I say - NEXT! A guy comes in and sees what. The empty audience, where the blond girl had just gone, was sitting at the table in a characteristically relaxed posture, and a whistle from under that table... A student in Ophogenia, told the ticket, flew out with a bullet from the audience... And I released this kimmorah. And she is red like cancer, and her eyes are wet! Catch up and run away! and nepheg. You do not know – work. The dignity of at least...

[ + 79 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №20524
 18.09.2009
xxx: greetings
YYY : PRI
XXX I am crying. Where is the world of Katica?
YYY: what is
Admin has resigned.
YYY: It happens
xxx:and went to work as a welder >_<
YYYYYYYYYYY...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №20523
 18.09.2009
Have you and your husband tried in position 69?
“We have been with him for the last few days in position 96.
Meaning of Meaning? Is it how?
They argue how.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №20522
 18.09.2009
The bus runs very rarely.
He rarely drives often.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №20521
 18.09.2009
Mathematics today.
I drafted a schedule. The girl from the last party asks:
Should this line be such a curve or is it perpendicular?

It is perpendicular. We had a party at the department today.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №20520
 18.09.2009
Google is burning. By the word "can" gives such clues for entry:
1st Is it possible to have sex during the month?
Is it possible to get pregnant during menstruation?
Is it possible to get pregnant without ending?
Is it possible to have love during pregnancy?
Is it possible to get pregnant immediately after menstruation?

and the culmination:
Is it possible to castrate a cat yourself (!!!)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №20519
 18.09.2009
The ideal boss is the one who can answer the question "What do you do" calmly "Hui Pinay"

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