If all countries were ruled by women, there would be no wars in the world. There would be many countries that don’t talk to each other.

by Katerina:
I’d like to have love with you in an old cuddled cadillac, and let the rain persistently tickle the brush on the roof. I would still scream like a watermelon over the ocean, and you would shut my mouth with kisses, and in the intervals between them whisper: “Silence, silence.”

The Proff:
Fuck, if my girlfriend shouted like a watermelon over the ocean during sex, I would be sure to get fucked first, then fucking, and then defending. Have you ever heard about the tea tree? I imagine: Cadillac, rain, romance... And here: "YYYYA!!! This is a great deal!!!". Yopt, here it is not necessary to close the mouth with kisses, but to shut the blankets from the seats so that it does not break! and 😉

Why are you constantly lying?
I save the truth.

He was in the Military Medical Committee. There was such a dialogue with the narcologist:
How often do you drink alcoholic beverages?
I have not been drinking since January.
(It is surprising!) All in all? O_O
and yes. Absolutely by.
(It is also surprising!) And why?Has something happened to you?! to
I do not want...
She asked nothing more. She filled the card and let go.

Ice Age (dances on the ice) - dances with the stars - battle of choirs -... What next?!? to
yyy: dancing choirs on ice
zzz: better battle of chorus-synchronists in the pool

Xxx: Especially we with the area rusted over "he hit me in the scalp of my head, which caused me pain".)))

With mail questions: "Will they give a postponement? If my girlfriend gets pregnant during my military service, if so for how long?

If you ever interview on Skype
Please write in advance, you will be very helpful.

Announcement in the veterinarian: "I will give the kittens 1 month in good hands, and in any! Those who are taught, are taught. They are like dogs!"

I work in the book.
Come looking for books on "monetics", when asked what it is? I was scorned in the face, said a fool and shameless. These are books about coins!! to
I politely noticed that the collection of coins was numismatic, showed the books on them, and went to the yard to crack.

I'm playing in 1C with the entry of missions
The creators of the system are therefore clearly humorous: in the type of transport, in addition to air and rail, there is a space and pipeline O_o
XXX: on the pipeline, what is it? and 😉

Do you have an IBP at home?
How about chao?
The Source of Uninterrupted Nutrition
What is Tanaka? Home Welcome Welcome

Who do you work for?
I teach Google to lie.

of work.

It was "Ura! I have very little to do on the list today, I can do everything quickly and get rid of it sooner"

Lunch: "Well, there are so few things, I can sit a little on the internet. I’ll be able to do it"

Day of the Day: "Blady"

Again about the wicked soils.

We took the apartment, the entrance door - a window of 14 centimeters... Very convenient: the little one played with balls, machines and everything was under the window! Friends were really in shock, especially when they noted something: you get up and say a toast, they seem to have drank a little bit, and the earth goes away from underneath our feet... Two chairs were broken! And awakening the first time was scary: the ceilings are hanging - on a level, and you lie down and seem to slowly come down. The windows were closed and the doors themselves.

The word "whole" is written with a lyric?

Olga: killed our bug on the website of intimate services
Frau Funt: It remains to add "and that will be the case with everyone who scatters the stick pencil!"

Fuck, I always feel some discomfort after I crushed the steering wheel that cut me down, and he immediately flashed in an accident after that as an apology.... :(

I sit in the office with one employee (C), he stands up and wants to leave:
I am where are you?
C is for the cake.
... comes in the hands of a waffle.
I went after the cookies.
C - Yes, it was an unexpected turn for the waffle.

The article on the evolution of cars, compares the old and new Lamborghini Gallardo, the family of Porsche 911, produced since the 1960s.
pleased a comment that gained a lot of likes: "we forgot to compare the old and new VAZ 2107. This is the top of human genius!"