A conversation between two colleagues at work.
My husband complained for a while. The first wife was a brunette, and the second also a brunette. I have dreamed of having sex with a blonde all my life.
Well, I decided to arrange a surprise for him at DR, I bought myself a platinum pearl.
I arranged a romantic evening, candles and champagne, all things.
WOW: And what then? Did he like the blonde?
HH: How to say.
XHH: In the morning he gave me out: "Mom, sex with a blonde, sex with a brunette - one her. I have not noticed any difference at all".

I remembered. My friend, a lover of horizontal adventures, slept with his brother's wife, with the wives of 2 friends and managed to maintain good relationships with everyone.
I do not invite him home. away from sin.

The husband, feeling that everything wildly irritates him, wants to take valerian. After unsuccessful attempts to forge out the blister from the box, the box was violently torn into pieces.
Wife: What is it about you? You can’t get so upset with stuff!
And don’t say... He’s angry himself.

I ordered pizza yesterday. I have 4 thousand in my wallet and 4 hundred notes.
Order of 700r.
The courier arrives. I say, I only have a cutter, or I can give 1200 if I have 500.
He also apologizes - I took the order gave 5k, all the little things for the delivery - keep the order, and I'm going to exchange and we calculate
And I have some swing, give me 5k, I say.
I have just 4300, I have 4300, and you have 5, the difference is 700.
rightly?
He is so – yes, it seems right.
I felt five. The courier told what the previous employer was unclear.
Tom is separated.

After a while I arrived... (Jap)

The parents bought the first view (a long time ago), a friend gave them a porn tape. and. I haven’t seen it yet :oops: Pappa told me, take it, we don’t get to sleep at work.

The dogs during the defecation are located according to the lines of the earth's magnetic field! andquot;
This probably breaks them off on the pole.

I am looking for information on work (energy) and I come across this: GRAVICAPPA, Kiev, Ukraine...My enthusiasm had no limits.

How about moving?
Do you think you are moving, right?
ADSL: No No No
ADSL: the new place - the old lady))
Caller: I didn’t understand, you moved to her, but to her mother? =) is

Listening to the store:
I have sausages.
How much?
Seven centimeters!

5 year old son asks dad
>>> What happens if I don’t give you food and water?
<<< (thinkingly, without breaking away from the matter) I will want to drink and eat

Oh women!
We smoke near the house. Children play on the playground. Suddenly I hear a wild cry. Picture: Near the sandbox stands a girl (D), aged 4 – 5. Nearby to M.
M: Olya what happened?
D: Aaaah... I don’t know...

The affairs in Kharkov. I admit, at first I was slightly reluctant to go, but everything is quiet. There are no shootings, they all speak Russian, only in one cafeteria they spoke Ukrainian, but you can understand (they eat deliciously), where I came from. So what I said, they placed Lenin’s cross on the statue!1 is real. The wood! The big!

111: Thinking about buying a laptop, tell me what to take? Have you recently bought yourself?
222: You have a note, you have a new note.
My laptop is so old that it has a disk connector.
222 for what? for the CD? DAK is everywhere.
111:...
Thanks, I’d better ask someone else.

Announcement to the movie "Dress and no sex?"
Twenty-year-old Wallace and Shantry met at a party and a spark immediately ran between them. Young people begin to communicate and discover that they are soul-mates who have a lot in common. They correspond daily via email and text messages and regularly go to dinner together. In general, everything goes well and here suddenly one small detail becomes clear: she already has a boyfriend..."

This is the turn!! to

was sick. I sit down and think about how it made me feel. Next to a friend and husband.
Girlfriend: After the bathroom you walked barefoot - the tea was not a mother-earth (thought and added) but a concrete batch.
Husband (left from the comp and inserted): And linoleum-passion

We have a new cleaner. As a result, a new air refresher in the toilet. With the smell of chlorine... to tears...

A friend of mine demolished the house and gave her an old piano. Just two seniors went to the music hall, and we were looking for it. Did you know that there are different prices for different brands of piano? The Soviet is cheaper (made of figs), the old ones are almost twice as expensive (the natural tree you will pick up).
In general, the brother with friends from the boyship, they had fun for us, with beer and mat brought the tool to the third floor. True, the linoleum was broken and in two places the instrument was struck, but for the little things.
Then they caught the children and said to them:
“And if you, children, don’t play this... hard thing... we’ll come back to you... we’ll knock your ears! and ;-)
What I can say... The elderly has already received a diploma... with such an attitude...

here here :

I remembered the women’s hobbies.
Married, soon became pregnant, pregnancy was hard with toxicosis and hospitals, gave birth to a twin, children about six months, I have one dream to sleep in silence, because if at home someone is heart disease and sits with children, sending me to sleep, then I still can't sleep, listen to every whisper.
And here my faithful decides to make me have fun - he calls to the movie. I understand only one thing, that once the lights are turned off, I will cut myself off, and so I refuse.
What he insulted:
I thought you were an educated and interesting girl, and you have no interests in life.
of fasepalme.

A loving adult husband would order the children to be gathered, put them in a wheelchair and walk out in the evening for 2 hours, giving his wife to sleep, because he knows that a grateful resting wife will provide him with all sorts of bonuses at the very "I don't want." In your family there are three children.

xxx: We often complain about the poor political component of AI in strategic games.

And at the same time we ignore the fact that in most such games between me and zzz there is only one kind of diplomacy, which is best characterized by the quote from Babylon 5:
Why do you hate each other so much?
They are green!
They are purple!! to
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by 19:00. Coming from work.
19 to 10. I sat down at the computer, wrote a few comments, watched the video on YouTube.
by 19:20 Understood that there is nothing at home, fed the cat went to the clerk for food.
by 19:40 I went home, ate, drank a couple of beers, quarreled with someone on the Internet, gave a cat a vitamin.
by 20:50. I know it’s boring and I have to do something about it.
by 20:52. I called a friend and asked for a walk with the dog.
by 21:15 I went out of the entrance with the dog, smoked, well on the street.
by 21:25. The dog in the bush found a bomb.
by 21:28. He smoked a cigarette, he was a Uzbek who came from Uzbekistan yesterday.
by 21:31. Smaller Uzbek bombs.
by 21:35. He clung to the wire stretched in the courtyard with the aim that no one would park the car in the courtyard.
by 21:38. All dirty and bloody mocking the mat, in the darkness I look for a phone that fell out of my pocket.
by 22:00. He fed the cat again, pouring the green on the floor.
by 22:05. The cat entered the green. What funny traces of cat’s legs on the floor.
by 22:07. Damn, but not on the pillow!! to
by 00:08. The cat is sleeping, all in the green. It was a good evening ;)