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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №71293
 10.10.2012
From another series of infinite holivar:
Comrade of Apples! The fact that you are mixing the concepts of OS and iron already speaks about your level of competence in this matter. I would like to remind you that we are talking about iron, not oxygen. In the light of this, please call me correctly: not the "dirty windshield", but the "dirty windshield".
With respect.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №71292
 10.10.2012
Shras sat at a lecture, no one touched, read a book.Here after the break they give out some test with the title ''On the survival of knowledge' with such questions,that, having seen them, we definitely look at all the hall on the teaching that gave them to us.Prepod gives out a brilliant phrase:''And now we get tablets, phones, notebooks and friendly google'

[ + 29 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71291
 10.10.2012
You know, it’s a lot more pleasant to do mines for your stones than for a new iPhone, like stupid chickens do.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №71290
 10.10.2012
I am a vanilla:

I sit wrapped in a pledge (somebody broke the window)
I drink hot coffee, don’t sleep. Not to bother, the first floor is still.
I smoke a cigarette (without a window everything is just wonderfully ventilated)
And I think of him... (like the imbecile who broke the window)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №71289
 10.10.2012
111: Even though I myself am wrong in trying.
222: The speech is a speech, so it is written together. Although... If you are about a gay party, then you can print even more separately. "I myself sin like this: in the poop - haha!"

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №71288
 10.10.2012
My friend is modeling. Simultaneously builds the model of the quadrolete and the linkor "Bismarck"

The crying clown (09:34:33 9/10/2012)
Fuck, I can’t look quietly at helicopters after the Dutch quad-cotte
The crying clown (09:36:01 9/10/2012)
Oh oh! Listen and compare! Make a Quad Copter Bismarck!
The crying clown (09:36:22 9/10/2012)
Bring them all to the pattern! ))
3@te!H!k (09:36:40 9/10/2012)
The Brain :D
The crying clown (09:37:25 9/10/2012)
Let the director of the Avengers burst out of jealousy! They have a flying computer model of the aircraft carrier, and you have a REAL model of a flying linch!
3@te!H!k (09:37:56 9/10/2012)
It will be tough!! but money needs a pipet, for such a size (120cm long) and mass
The crying clown (09:38:18 9/10/2012)
Imagine how you can fuck!
Like you get up in the morning... behind the window of the 8th floor something whispers... you open the window – and there the boat at the window flies!!!! to
3@te!H!k (09:39:26 9/10/2012)
Somebody is drinking :D
The crying clown (09:39:36 9/10/2012)
It starts with :rofl:

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №71287
 10.10.2012
It is better not to do it once than to do it seven times later.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №71286
 10.10.2012
Game of Lotto

I have a familiar, well-packed forty-year-old man named Yuri. As a young man, he enrolled in the building brigade of mansions in the Moscow region, and now he is the head of a serious construction firm. His parents died, but his grandmother Angelina Petrovna, under 90 years old, remained.
She and her grandson have a difficult relationship. She is a former teacher of Gnesinki, and Yurochka from childhood had singing skills, and grandmother expected that he would make a career as a classical vocalist. For a long time she personally dealt with him, and then he left ART and went to make some dirty money. Angelina Petrovna could never forgive such a betrayal to her grandson.
Yuri still had an inexorable sense of guilt before her, and in general he treated the old lady with tenderness. I tried to help her as much as I could, but Angelina Petrovna, although she remained to old age in the financial sense on the beans, rejected his help with contempt. The only thing she allowed him to do was bring her foods and tickets to her favorite Bingo lottery. I always paid for everything in cash.
Where did she get the money? Angelina Petrovna was surprisingly constantly winning at the lottery at least some amount. It was enough for her life.
Every Sunday morning she sat in front of the TV screen, included the next circulation of "Bingo", satisfied that again her ticket won, called her granddaughter and asked to get a win for her.
Yuri also at this time watched the Bingo lottery, recorded it, then sat down at the computer and printer and made one of the winning tickets. Then he will give it to his beloved grandmother (for cash - 50 rubles). And once again program on her telecast a recorded circulation of the teleloterie (a slightly shortened, without mentioning the number of the month), which Angelina Petrovna will see "in direct broadcast" on the next Sunday morning...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №71285
 10.10.2012
Five hundred women were asked whose kiss was sweeter: the husband or the lover.
Three hundred responded that he was a husband, and two hundred that he was a lover. No one replied, “I don’t know.”

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №71284
 10.10.2012
Talk about an article on the hub that says that the Mars spacecraft has discovered some foreign object on Mars.

XXX has read?
YYY: has read
X: Have you also seen a cockroach in the sand?
YYY: The Carpenter
XXX: Aha
In the desert of Nevada, they chase their tractor.
YYYY : )
XXX: as long as our spacecraft fall from the sky, they do not launch.
XXX: Here's Who Should Learn to Wash Dinner
YYYY : )

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №71283
 10.10.2012
After reading the Wikipedia article about video piracy I realized that the top is missing "This article is full of love and worship"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №71282
 10.10.2012
The Sun (22:22:22 8/10/2012)
I’ve got a big mistake in the word "worse".
The Sun (22:22:25 8/10/2012)
Huehu

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №71281
 10.10.2012
xxx: blin, watched the most boring porn now (
With Kristen Stewart?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №71280
 10.10.2012
FineReader has now recognized from the paper "IT-division" as "GG-division".

I think he knows something...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №71279
 10.10.2012
O. O. Your Mother
I am in the line in the shower. and from there so clearly "I Ivanov and Andrey Alekseevich change the soul for a successful career rap musician"
HGH: 7 times

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №71278
 10.10.2012
"S"
"Osteopathy Kharkov wants to add you to friends"
Are you really a human?
and exactly.
Do your kids have osteopaths?
–...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №71277
 10.10.2012
Do you need anything from Amway?
YYYY: Yes
XXX What?
YYY: The head of their leader. On the plate and with an apple in the mouth

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №71276
 10.10.2012
discussion of the screen from the Third Heroes, in the thematic group in VK:

I wonder how many people played sword and magic here.
WOW: Alexander, I wonder how many of the people in Russia under the age of 40 who had a computer before 2005 did not play sword and magic? and ;)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №71275
 10.10.2012
Is there a sect worshipping the Big Bang?
and AGA. The Muslims...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №71274
 10.10.2012
And in our kitchen every morning witnesses of the devil gather and discuss the evening drop.

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