Only the fool needs order. The genius dominates the house.
YYY: I’ll disappoint you, but you’re not brilliant enough to dominate House.

From the Women’s Forum:
I met two weeks ago with a young man, they liked each other, but I think more because it is very beautiful (many say that even strangers). In communication everything is fine, sex is good. One, but substantial in my opinion, the minus is that he does not have his car, although he is already over 20. I offered to be his girlfriend, but I was confused. I don't know what to do, many others offer and they have cars... I consider its presence the main factor of a person's wealth, I don't want to be the wife of a loser. He’s dressed pretty well, but the lack of a car ruins him in my eyes. Girls, what would you do? Is it worth risking and hoping that in the future he will earn for the car? I am concerned about this, help with advice if you can. Thanks in advance.
The commentary:
And is it worth to encounter a underdeveloped body that has no brains, but only p**a has grown.

Leah has arrived. He tells that his friend issued: “I want to work in a sex shop, because it’s there I can tell people, “What kind of shit did you get here?”And I’m not going to do anything for it".
I’m stuck: "I also want to work in a sex shop!"

A friend from the community wrote:
We have one cabin in the shower, and she is our favorite with Julia. And forever it managed to occupy me, for I was going ahead, waving the light and running the first with a victory cry) But here July, while I turned on the light, with the same victory cry and laughter flew into the cabin... a second silence, the cry: "Bliaja" and "Julia" twisted in half splashes to me. I look, and there right in the center, right under the shower stands...unitas! No, blue, where did he come from?! to

The Doctor 911
How can I remove all my friends right away? Or not so?

The Doctor 911
I decided to remove them all one by one.

The Doctor 911
Individual approach is important in this case.

The Doctor 911
It is like beating each person personally, with a different attitude, rather than burning them all with a single gunfire.

Talk to a girlfriend:
She: I am a little slowed down now - I'm solving problems in physics
Serious work, do you help?
She :Yes
Tagged: throw
Calculate the wavelength of de Broglie, passing the accelerating potential difference of 11000V
De Broglie’s electron
Q: Who are you talking to now?
You know, my mom calls me urgently, I will go tomorrow.

@Angry_Alla I will buy a dog, I will call it Dinner. In the evening I come home, I open the door, and there dinner awaits me.

I sit on the couch with my girlfriend, all hints on upcoming sex
Go here, my unclean beauty.
It is mm...
It is: STOP! Did you just call me a pig?! to

Once dreamed of peers, then junior students, then high school students, now a graduate student... And, most importantly, the plot is changing! I woke up several times in a cold sweat for forgetting the topic of her dissertation.

A friend of political scientists, he knows a lot there, I write to him today.

- I got this fool somewhere above, the third day I can't sleep because of him. At 7 a.m., something there begins to drill fiercely and, such a feeling that the floor drills, the devil’s pervert.

For two years, I’ve been knocking something on the wall. Do you understand what I am about?

and AE?

Now imagine that all over Moscow, all over Russia, and all over the world, a huge number of people will dig walls, drill them, and so on. Do you know who these people are?

The goats?

Not so critical, my friend. These are free stones - masons! This is a world conspiracy.

You are like a dead man, right?
Qandrat: I fell out of the grave
Fusekey: Probably drank a lot of water before dying?
Qandrat: rebelled
Qandrat: *ROFL*

Remember the game "Distributors-2" and its soundtrack?)
For more than six months I worked on a self-driving machine, I recently found Ariya on a compass, dropped it on a flash, came to work, got into the maffon and went) Fuck this feeling not to describe in words)

From the Explanatory:
I was late to work because yesterday’s dinner was a delicious breakfast.

questionnaire for work. Maria Voleryevna.Index - Popov What products have to work with the Basic programming languages Why did you come to our company by acquaintance? Your hobbies outside of work - I sit with the child.
Facepalm is simple.

Pers: I once studied at a military academy. He was young. and bold. He came to the academy for the New Year in the Santa Claus hat. I stood smoking with my comrades on the staircase cage (which is strictly forbidden) and then the angry colonel broke in and began to scream at us:
You are all shit, and so on. (After 5 minutes of selective mat) Then he stops his angry glance at me and says disgustingly:
And cleaning up the stairs will be... (pause)
- And cleaning up the stairs will be... eээээ.... (Struggle to remember the name of American Santa Claus)
Eeee...
The Ku Klux Klan will clean up the stairs.

d0lboiob: Pizzadec is not to wake up in the fox knows whom and the fox knows where.
Pizdec is when you wake up at home, you do not realize that you are at home, with one half-sleeping eye you find in the neighboring bed a familiar moustache, you say to her, "I went home, I will come - I will call," you leave, you close the door with your key, go to the store for a drinker, buy and go to your home.
d0lboiob: And then you come and ask with a shitty tone, “And you’re from here fucking?“!”
d0lboiob: I don’t want to go more to your Sibirce...

HHH
My cat plays in the earth.
HHH
Go under the blanket and go there.
HHH
I walk my hand on a blanket.
HHH
He is attacking ?

Good morning, sorry, I don’t know how to contact you.

I am writing this letter to you because for some unknown reason I cannot call you by the phone indicated on your website. This is my sad story.
A week ago I sent you a resume for the job "Technical Support Specialist". Invited to an interview, came, talked... I really liked you, offered to fill out the questionnaire, which I was pleased to do. I was informed that the questionnaire would be sent to the Security Service, and after the results of the inspection I would be called back. Honestly call back, regardless of the outcome. I will call back in 3-4 days. And now it’s been almost 2 weeks, and my phone is silent, which is very sad. Because of this expectation, my dream is not as strong as before, I suffer in unknowledge.
Please call me (even one line in the reply letter will be enough) and tell me what the results of checking my questionnaire. Maybe then my sleep will be restored, my nerves will be as strong as before, and I will stop spoiling your karma with unwilling angry thoughts.

With respect...

From comments to the news "Militia found a pregnant lion in an abandoned house in Karachevo-Cherkesia":
God, who could have caught pregnancy with a lone lion in a cage from the Karachai-Cherkes village? The world and the world"

xxx:Sogildian - Prep in the Insta)
xxx: I bought for 10 thousand.
Xxx: The Hunger