12:07:43 Alena Maslova: from our talks with her :D

Are there any health restrictions for pilots?
Listen, there was a recent aviation incident - the CBS on landing fell off the hand prothesis, had to go to the second round and do it to the place.

A man from an Australian university was watching a lion attack an impala in Botswana. Gathered-gathered-and then the impala turned and looked the lion in the eyes. The lion was confused and left.

“Aga!” the man squeezed, and suggested that the poor Botswana livestock farmers use the A-contact effect to protect the cows. Painting on cow’s ass.

It must be said that by this point the poor Botswana livestock farmers had not tried anything so that the recovered population of Botswana lions stopped eating their cows. All without meaning. Only the gun worked. But the gun can’t, then restore again. And here is such an elegant way out: eyes on the ass.

conducted an experiment. Results: In a herd of 39 ordinary cows, three were killed by lions. In the herd of 23 cows with eyes on the ass of lions, none were killed. Try to roast and kill at the same time.

And the matter went. The Volunteers. Stamps and truffles. A game of color and shape. The eye is enough for 3-4 weeks, then you need to draw new ones. If everything in life seems to you empty and meaningless, you know, somewhere in Botswana there is the job of your dreams.

Painting pictures like Rothko.
He has a painting of “orange and yellow,” and why is it called so? Because there is a strip of orange and yellow...
There are also paintings "Green and brown", "black on brown", "orange red yellow", "white center" and the like, have you guessed why they are so called?
If you compare with the "black square", it is undoubtedly a step forward.
Let’s be honest, there was just a critic who saw the meaning in the paintings and a bunch of people to appear unthinkable also immediately saw the meaning. There are a lot of artists with similar paintings, but they are not lucky. The same happened in the original quote about the student’s ointment.

"The owner of the “Centrobuvi” has been declared in federal search".

Someone was wrong...

I decided to tax today. A taxi calls a couple, we go to a large hypermarket for food. On the way back, they apparently decided not to pay – sharply jumped out on the lighthouse and ran away. I wasn’t very upset, because there were two huge packages of food in the trunk for a couple of weeks. The Lucky :)
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xxx: The Orgy of the Righteous gives a concert in the club "Forest". For convenience, the meeting group was named "Orgy in the forest"

xxx: It is terribly unusual when invites come, such as Ivan Ivanovich invited you to "Orgia in the forest"

XXX: You won't give up, it's uncomfortable to bother people that you won't be.

And you live 1200 km away.

This is the first time I have travelled with an instructor in town. I came home full of emotions: “There are so many cars around! A truck on the side and a truck on the back. But if you don’t look at the sides and the mirrors, then it’s not scary at all!”

Arrest of Prostitute:

For 1500 rubles, a 34-year-old woman sold her body. Another 25-year-old love priest who posted her resume on the website offered intimate services for 3000 rubles.

Commentary

Here is inflation, so inflation - in 9 years 50 percent. Girls, don’t miss the time, sell at a favorable price!"

XXX is:
The summer. 4 in the morning. 4 the floor. Under the tree window. These trees like crabs, sit, crawl. Suddenly one of the neighbors opens the door to the balcony. "Care!" says the crown. "Cara!" – the neighbor answered her. So 5 minutes. The dawn, the dawn and the curtains.

After communicating with the evacuation workers, there was the impression that those who did not pass into the security guard are taken there.

<koji> I can’t understand whether I hate my job or just hate working.

We are in a car service for three. Vladimir is the driver, I and the lawyer of Oksana as passengers. We go through a T-shaped crossroads. There is a sign “Floating to the left is prohibited.” Nevertheless, the mark in this place is intermittent.
Oksana has the rights and drives the car. But Volodya decides to joke to test her knowledge of PD.
– Oksana, what do you think can you turn around in this place?
Oksana is reluctant and does not hesitate:
If there are no witnesses, then...

In Shushensk, a teenager with a shock claimed a debt from a neighbor, it is said that the extortionist is a student of Shushensk Agricultural College.
Commentary :
Burjuy: Probably at the department "collector’s business" is studying.

The most outspoken advertisement I saw two years ago, it praised some of the capital universities. On the stand was depicted an algebraic formula, written with a mask on a mirror, surrounded by hearts, and the slogan was "Come <to us>. Girls love maths!"
Never in my life have I so wanted to find a advertiser and spit him in the mouth for sincere lies =(

The client has a problem.
xhh: entered in his bd, rjem from the names of records
XHH: Then I remembered that this was a confidential inf.
XHHH: They began to roar quieter

I never liked being tall: the sleeves and trousers are short, you beat around everything with your head, from people you see only the back of the head.

One day, still in school, I got a cold and went to the district therapist for treatment and hospital. When I entered the office, the doctor stirred me with a harsh glance over the glasses and said:

High is good. Get on the chair.

I thought it was an innovative method of inspection, dropped the tapes and clumped up on the tables standing in front of the window.

But instead of listening to the stethoscope and examining the throat with a stick, the doctor got curtains from somewhere and ordered them to hang.

Since I coughed during the hanging, the hospital was still given.

Prices for paintings in the vernacular segment are not related to their artistic qualities. It is just an investment of capital, and everyone hopes to sell to the next more expensive. The usual market bubble, you can blow up anything, but there is still a flood of culture, also for the reputation is useful.

XX: I am so hated that I will die from a heart attack.

Last year, the theater in which I work won a grand prize at one major international festival. This is a great achievement, especially for the local theatre. But the matter is not even that.

On a certain day, the Governor of the district came to congratulate us. I walked around the theatre, respected, agreed that the theater needs to allocate money. After that, in the office of the director, accompanied by many photographers of the local media, he handed out a certificate for 100,000₽. The money in the framework of a cultural institution is not big, well, well, in such a farm any money in the business.

After a while, the theater returned to its usual routine. I decided to cash out the certificate (I don’t know how the correct wording of this action sounds, well, fuck it). And here a surprise awaited us. The paper presented by the governor has no legal force and no one will give money to anyone.

Thus, the power-owned man stumbled, and the theater sent a lap. and all.

I love to see the ruins of old buildings and castles. Are there ancient ruins in America?

YYY : of course. For example, Hillary Clinton