Economy class is for those who save.

The Saga of the Lost Tub.

It is noted: if you watch news releases more often, then the desire to attend the circus will soon disappear due to unnecessity.
In a small Russian city, a major local trouble occurred: in one of the houses, water completely disappeared. The victims
They went to the proper instances, and almost immediately - in a month, came to fix the malfunction of the utilities. And here it all started.
No tubes and that is all. There is no pipe through which water flowed, it must be, and it is not. I searched for a metal detector and it didn’t help. Played in the courtyard in a battlefield: erupted the yard with barracks - it did not help. Gathered all the biggest bosses on the pipes - it did not help. By the way, while they were digging, searching enthusiastic, deprived of the sewage of the dwellers of the dehydrated house, but this is, in fact, an annoying little thing.
The most important chief said, "Someone once saw a scheme in the archives. It’s a scheme, not a plan, but absolutely exactly what I’ve seen, probably.
After consultation, the bosses decided that the evil pipe was laid under the neighboring house. A brilliant decision was made: to open the floors of the neighboring house and to dig there to the victorious end until this unfortunate pipe is found and exposed.
I suppose that during the search, light and gas will be struck, but victories without losses do not happen, as is the case.

Happiness is when children are full, dressed, healthy and not at home.

The xxx:
I got very sick, with the flu. My girlfriend came to visit me. I sent her to the store and asked her to buy juice. He ordered me to take an apple viper. Within 15 minutes comes with the juice "Bobry Garlic-vineyard"

The xxx:
What smiled me, however, is that the word "Arbuz" is sealed with a bright red mask and signed from the bottom "YabLoko" =)

List of patches to the Sims 3:

Eating a certain type of food no longer affects the gender of the unborn child.

The action "conception of a child" is no longer available with Death.

Found on the news website:
St. Petersburg parliamentarians considered and approved in the first reading a bill proposing to ban the sale of “harmful audio and video products” near universities.
...
Lawmakers recalled that adolescents from the age of 17 enter higher education institutions. And in order that, leaving the institute, they could not buy, for example, pornographic magazines, it was proposed to extend the effect of the law to the territory around the universities. It is expected that the ban will act within a radius of 150 meters from higher educational institutions.

The first comment killed:
"Tofik // 11 September 2009 - 17:26:53

The right decision.
Students do not need porn magazines, they surf the internet with torrents porn in HD quality. And paper porn is bought by these St. Petersburg parliamentarians, because thanks to their age with the computer they are "on you".

Therefore, pornography should be sold 150 meters closer to the Legislative Assembly.

X: Did you call me?
and :NA
X: Who are you and your grandmother?

It was the funniest thing I didn’t know about having sex.
Woo was sure he’t be.
Wow though, she shaved her legs and there and put on beautiful clothes.
Well, well, and the body was sprayed with a delicious spray.
I changed bed and laundry.
Wow, but I definitely decided that there would be no sex ?

Wicked (16:13:17 13/09/2009)
falling on the keyboard with the face

xxx (16:13:28 13/09/2009)
and Eat *

“Well, will we meet tonight?
He: I have something in my chest beating about the rib (in love)
She: AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! to
It is a stranger!!!! to
Kill yourself immediately!!! to

Yesterday the case was, we are sitting in the park:I, my girlfriend, a friend and his girlfriend.As usual, we started with my girlfriend to find out the relationship.Well, I began to drive her out that I am like a plastic pencil, hustling up to a certain moment, then I break and everything and even in those moments when the hustle breaks the graphite inside and then there are problems...
A friend without thinking for a long time says:"And I am then like a marker, when I break, enough alcohol to pour and all, I work again"

A friend recently burned:
“Dasha, don’t understand me, can you eat?

Why do you guys pour out half a bottle of cheap perfume on your own??? And then you go and smell the whole office? Fouououououou!

You can shoot fearlessly.

X: I called you. Did not take the phone?
Y: I didn’t take her.
X: Captain Evidence breaks into a dialogue.

Modesty decorates the girl... and a short dress with a deep decoult decorates even more.

Status of a friend:
In the head of her, no-be-yes!!! And here is the paper... that is.... (((.

Quote from the newspaper MD
"State control officials during the search encountered indications"
You are a Nepalese guy. =)

Fursenko, you are ugly.

and your coffee.

The girls! Dear ones! You also have quotes such as "Here I have a friend, so smart and beautiful, and the nipple is not at all.
I offer a counterattack. We will cover the Abyss with quotes like, “Why did you throw it away? “Ggg, yes, I have a body longer than his penis, I’d better fuck with it” or “Well, how did the date go yesterday? To the fucking! It doesn’t even grow to 170, I think! I wanted to give him my shoes on the scarf!”
And the Hole? Why can they put pressure on our sick spots and we can’t?
PS specifically for me in general... for the size of male dignity and the growth of my beloved, BUT! I am wildly tired of the fact that, judging by the quotes, many people consider a girl only when she has breasts 3 (4, 5, 6...) size. Zhao-e Ba Li

I go to work one morning, I encounter a man with blinking eyes, passed by me (I apparently did not inspire him confidence) and I hear him, almost crying, asking the man following me:
Is it morning or day?
The man answered immediately:
At midnight, and pointing to the sun, you do not see the moon rising.