Just just.
Children (5 and 7 years old) go to bed. Sleeping on a two-storey bed: (c) the tallest on top, (m) the lowest on the bottom. They talked, I didn’t hear the beginning, but the end made me think:
I will soon go to school.
As long as you go, I’ll be 9 years old!
Q. And what, will you get married?
A man without a wife is like a tree without a goose!! to

By playing computer games, you earn hemorrhoids!
Is it a game of candles?! to

In the USSR in the journal "Science and Life" were published drawings for the manufacture of the cube, which was sometimes easier than to buy it: a paradox, but at the time to get access to a high-precision CNC machinery was easier than to buy a toy in the store, since it was a so-called deficit.

to this:
Daddy’s acquaintance made shrimp with some special sauce. Everything was very delicious, it became interesting how he made this sauce, especially - from what. There is nothing exotic in our kitchen. The sauce is cool. So when the sauce was over and the shrimp was still there, he said that he would quickly prepare more sauce. Finally there was a chance to see it and remember it. He brought ketchup, pulled it into a plate, then pulled the mayonnaise there and confidently mixed it, turning it into a pink pasta sauce.
I was almost sick.

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The student sauce. of Novosibirsk.
And the author, a glamorous creature, goes naughty :)

X: Do you have anything to eat?
YYY : NO
Tagged: Tatar
YYY : Ho
Tagged: Tatar
YYY: I
Tagged: Tatar

I work two steps from the house where my MCH lives, but I have never been there.
We agreed today that when I ended at 16, I would call and see you. I call.
I am. Hi, I am everything.
Listen, let’s play a little quest?
I am. Surprisingly, let’s...
In general, now you go out of work, turn to the right and go straight and straight, until you stumble at the iron door, eh?
Taac, I think it was the door of his entrance, he showed...
I am. Okay what next?
MR.- Next to the door - the device with the buttons, tap 1, 5, 8 and "B", there will be further instructions. Ok to?
I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going.
Now the door will open. Do not go into the elevator, you will climb exactly 60 steps and straight, OK?
I go, I count to 60 as a fool, the fourth floor, the door is straight open, he stands... half in the shaving foam and with a rose... and blamelessly says this:
Sorry, but I didn’t have time to shave. Five minutes and I’m all yours.
I love it, even though it’s a computer.)

(The case occurs in Canada, ambien- strong sleeping pill)
Nicolas: Well I was surprised yesterday... I’m afraid to see my mother in the eyes :(
TanyaEF: What is that?
Nicolas: I grabbed ambien, and it came! I go to my mother’s bedroom to wish her a good night and after that I don’t remember anything... My mother said I went in and I was very angry with her because we lived in an elephant tree and she went to visit other trees, then I began to hysterically roast and she asked, “What’s funny?” and I said, “I have 7 people sitting on my knees,” and she asked if I’m not hurt. I said it was all shit because we were still in the bowl, then I took the cat on my arms and spoke to him in the ear: "Join the crazy train, brother!"“" and cut off on the floor.
TanyaEF: O_O
My mother is still in the air :(

Putin has said he will not compete with Medvedev in the 2012 elections. This is how Volodya subtly hinted to Dime that he would not participate in the 2012 election.

Parental Day in the Pioneer Camp (or as they are called there now)

The Little Girl (in a pink card)
Deeda take me away from here.
Grandpa (in a fighting shirt, shorts and with numerous stickers)
My granddaughter has a camp. deadline must be completed.

Demonstration version of EGE on computer science.
The task:
Petya recorded the IP address of the school server on a sheet of paper and put it in his jacket pocket. Petina’s mother accidentally washed her jacket along with the note. After washing, Petya found four pieces of IP address in his pocket. These fragments are marked with the letters A, B, B and G. Restore the IP address.
In the answer, specify the sequence of letters indicating fragments in the order corresponding to the IP address.
Fragments:.64 - 3.13 - 3.133 - 20

Huiase, the boy Peti's school in Japan is...

HH: What are you doing now?
In the room...
I slowly rent a room for 10,000 a month.

She: And I have conebalistic tendencies.
He: if it has something to do with horses, then there are two letters "e".
= = = is = is = is = is = is
and if with ballistics - then two "l" =)

I go to the subway, well, as sometimes happens, the train stood in the middle of the tunnel, but the light did not extinguish, but on the wall of the tunnel was clearly visible the inscription "I want to go home".

Better to turn off the light.

In response to "... zero the variables..."
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The cat in the shoes asked the human-eater "And you can even turn into a mouse???". “Yes, it’s easy!” replied the man-eater and turned into a mouse.
The cat in the shoes jumped after the mouse in order to eat it, but the mouse wildly stumbled and fled because it was a flying mouse.
Let’s drink for the right technical task!

Inscription in the bus on the conductor seat: " Don't sit down - the conductor sache!"

The Radio Lighthouse:

In Scandinavia, in the first seconds of the New Year, it is customary to whisper under the table to drive away from the family the wickedness, disease and failure. There is no such tradition in Russia, but some follow it.

Tun: I realized that at the end of the day, I started complaining that I didn’t sleep at work today.

About the Terminator: Well, why do they have hallways, rooms and everything else in the Skynet building? The processor controls everything. Who will walk on them? Cyborg managers of the middle line.

[11:23] <line> Pioneer, go on the 16th with me to the military command?
[11:24] <Pioneer> is it?
[11:24] <line> My agenda is on honey. You are for the company :D
[11:26] <Steel_Bird> type of stock? Bring a friend and get a 50% discount.

A 8 year old nephew holds a coconut and declares
- "He is like the egg of a grandmother".
We quietly start crawling, thinking how the street ruins the child. So I decided to do the explanatory work carefully.
"Where did you hear this?"
She is so calm.
"Why did you hear it? I saw that it was the same hair ".
I went to the zoo, the boy remembered a lot.